Haloexpert
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Lo and Behold it is I, Haloexpert. What is your favorite dog type? Albino Alaskan Husky...yummy... If cheese and rocks were racing, who would win? The rock of course, and here's my reasoning. Both are relatively inactive objects, but unlike the rock, cheese would eventually rot, grow mold and slowly dissintergrate into a puddle of goo. From this biodegradable goo, a small group of rabid ants would soon gather sipping away at the wonderful rotting mass of cheese. from there they would bring it to their nest, feed the queen which would in turn create ant babies. the ant babies would thrive, only to be eaten by an ant eater, which in turn gets run over by a tractor. The farmer picks it up, brings it home to eat (its been a slow year) and as nature takes its course, anteater, now turned fecal roams the sewers. This sewage eventually gets sent to the river, filtered through various pumps and bilges to then enter a bottling plant. The all natural spring water factory has been secretly running its factory on nuclear energy, to save as much money as they can, because lets be honest, they're trying to make money off of recycled water. One day, bob Mcboberson accidently drops his low fat yogurt container into a gear while peering over the handrail and accidently sets off the 10 second nuclear disaster button. The White House detects the nuclear alarm, thinks its the french and sends their own air strike. The russians see this on their radar and send their mass of nuclear weapons. This sets off a nuclear winter, complete with giant glaciers. As time progresses, the glaciers melt, slowly shifting their weight and moving along the pacific coastline, carving out rivers and lakes. remarkably, the rock is still sitting on the very same spot as it had been, right on the starting line. a giant shadow looms over it as the glacier gently nudges it over the finish line. And that, my good man, is how the rock won the race. When is it okay to call someone a noob? Never, i find that term offensive. If someone's new, call them a "forum virgin" if i said idiot, would i get banned? No, but if you said ********* you probably would be Badger Badger Badger: Finish the rest of the line Mushroom, mushroom, snaaaake! If i was green, would i be white? I dont have enough energy for one of my long answers, so i'll just say yes. *snipes J* Yes! *vanishes*
< Message edited by J -- 8/2/2005 18:04:26 >
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