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   The Mogloween Secret - Kabroz Returns! Uh oh...
Location: Mogloween - Main Town OR Mogloween Portal Painting
«You»: Alright, enough of this mystery! I'm going to find out just who helped Jack Pumpkinface make those giant Pumpkin Golems!
«You»: HELLOOOOO!!! EVERYBODY!!! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO MADE THE GOLEMS????
Hozer (simultaneously): Hey! Quiet out there!
SuperXMan (simultaneously): We're trying to sleep
Lissandra (simultaneously): What's with all the noise?!?!
«You»: uh-- sorry. I'll try to keep it down.
Whew
«Zorbak enters the scene.»
Zorbak: I couldn't help but hear you. Everyone wants to know who helped Pumpkinface make those golems! Including me. I have a feeling it was my brother, Kabroz.
???
Zorbak: He's been missing for over a year now, ever since you adventurers defeated his zombie armies.
«You»: Well, he deserved it!! I mean, come on, he even turned every Moglin in the village where you grew up into undead, zombies, and patchwork freaks!
«You»: How can you feel sorry for him??
Zorbak: Well, he IS my brother. And I can't help but admire his innovation: zombies and Moglin freaks are a true testament to his genius!
Zorbak: (ahem, AND to the genius that runs in my family...)
«You»: Do you have any idea where he is?
Zorbak: Oh yes I do! That way you can go attack him before he has a chanc to build up another army! ...NOT. mehehehe
«You»: We just want to see if he'll stop those Pumpkin Golems from attacking us, that's all.
«Jack Pumpkinface enters the scene.»
«You»: Pumpkinface!
Jack Pumpkinface: That's Jack Pumpkinface, King of All Gourds, to you, buddy!
Jack Pumpkinface: My Pumpkin Golems aren't going anywhere-- not until I get you all to promise never to carve a pumpkin again!!
«You»: How about this? We promise to only carve pumpkins on Mogloween.
Jack Pumpkinface: Let me think-- NO.
«You»: What if we only carve old or sickly pumpkins--?
Jack Pumpkinface: How about-- NO.
«You»: We could only carve DEAD pumpkins?
Jack Pumpkinface: Again, NO. .................. My people must never be carved again!! It is a disgrace. Especially when our seeds are roasted and enjoyed later.
«You»: Okay, I have an idea! Would it be okay if we used PLASTIC REPLICAS of pumpkins?
Jack Pumpkinface: Hmm... I suppose so. You can continue your tradition while avoiding the need to actually carve real pumpkins.
Jack Pumpkinface: Wait-- has plastic even been invented yet?
«You»: Actually no-- it hasn't... I will have to get right on that.
Zorbak: Imagine the possibilities of plastic.... Plastic forks and spoons!! Or maybe even a fork/spoon hybrid that we could call a SPORK!!
Zorbak: It's only of time before PLASTIC ACTION FIGURES can be made of all of us!! How cool would that be??!!
Jack Pumpkinface: Then we have a deal... starting next Mogloween, only plastic pumpkin replicas shall be used!
???: NEVER!!!
«Kabroz enters the scene.»
Zorbak: BROTHER!!!
Zorbak: I'm so happy to see you again! Hm.. you haven't been brushing your teeth lately have you?
Kabroz: Bah. Don't be too excited-- it's not like you actually came looking for me! I bet you were too busy with your small-time EBIL schemes.
Zorbak: Well, I won't apologize. Being EBIL is a way of life. I must dedicate my very existence to it. You on the other hand, being pure evil, don't need to try so hard.
Kabroz: Oh, I try... I definitely try. But you are right... my talent is truly natural.
«You»: Aw come on-- Your talent is NOT natural. If anything, making zombies is UNNATURAL.
Kabroz: Whatever! Like anything YOU say matters to me. My pumpkin golems aren't going anywhere!! NO DEALS!
Jack Pumpkinface: Hey now, Kabroz-- I already made the deal. They will use plastic pumpkins from now on. I return, we call off the golems.
Kabroz: Shaddap, toothpick. I CALL THE SHOTS NOW.
Zorbak: Really? I was thinking we'd share... You know, you'd be EVIL, and I'd be EBIL. Like chocolate and peanut butter!
Kabroz: Hmm.. you always HAVE been a bit nutty.
«Twilly and Twig enter the scene.»
«You»: Twilly! Twig!! What are you two doing here?? This might not be the best time for a visit!!
Twilly: Heyas!!! Twillies is here to save the day!! And Twig is backing me up!!
Twig: YAHHHH!! Fish and ice cweam!!!
Zorbak & Kabroz: ................
Kabroz: I know that EBIL means "cute evil", but does it also mean you are against the mistreatment of cute Moglins?
Zorbak: Not at all, my dear brother, not at all...
EBIL attack! - «Zorbak punts Twilly and Twig off-screen.»
EVIL attack! - «Kabroz blasts Twilly and Twig off-screen.»
«You»: OMG!! That was a terrible thing to do!!
Kabroz (simultaneously): hahahaha
Zorbak (simultaneously): mehehehe
Kabroz: I think it's time you got a taste of my REAL power!!
«You»: Bring it on, little green man-- with giant ears-- and a tail--!!!!
Jack Pumpkinface: Sorry I can't stick around and help...but I, uh... Have to go remove some candles from some friends' heads...
«Jack leaves the scene»Kabroz: Okay, now I'm MAD. Zorbak, you might want to stand back. This could get ugly.
Zorbak: Are you kidding? It already IS ugly, since you've come back!!
Kabroz: Meh... I suppose being EBIL means you can make JOKES. I don't make jokes.
Zorbak: That's alright, because at least you LOOK funny.
Zorbak: .............
Kabroz: Am I laughing?
Zorbak: I'll leave now.
«Zorbak leaves the scene.»«You»: What are you still doing here?? I just kicked your butt!!
Kabroz: I'll be back!! HAHAHAHA!! You only beat me because I am still weak. I will build up my armors once more, and return in FULL FORCE to--
«Enter Artix, Captain Rhubarb, Galanoth, Robina, Twig (On Galanoth's shoulder), and Warlic.»
«You»: You should run away now before my friends get involved....
Kabroz: grrrrr
«Kabroz leaves the scene.»
Warlic: I think getting rid of Kabroz is worthy being able to get some permanent Mogloween items! Don't miss my special spell just for this holiday: Candy Corn Storm!
Mogloween '06
Weapons
Pumpkin Staff
Pumpkin Carver
Pumpkin Smasher
Pumpkin Carver
Harvest Reaper
Pumpkin Smasher
Pumpkin Staff
Pumpkin Carver
Pumpkin Carver
Harvest Reaper
Pumpkin Smasher
Pumpkin Carver
Pumpkin Carver
Pumpkin Carver
Armors
Gorgonzilla Costume
Ghost Costume
Clown Costume
Gorgonzilla Costume
Gorgonzilla Costume
Gorgonzilla Costume
Gorgonzilla Costume
Gorgonzilla Costume
Gorgonzilla Costume
Shields
Pumpkin Shield [L. 10 | 81 GZ | 37 G, 64 G, 91 G, 118 G, 145 G]
Spells
Candy Corn Shower
Candy Corn Storm
Candy Corn Squall
Candy Corn Tempest
Write-up thanks to Absolite. Shop items update and Guardian restriction by In Media Res.
< Message edited by Carandor -- 11/16/2018 4:23:44 >
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