Master Guardian
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hello Mr. .*. .*. .*. Hello Sir Master Guardian! 1.apples or oranges? Oranges. no contest 2.if you put artix in water, does artix get wet or does the water gets punny? water get punny! 3. where's my crazy half naked midget with a cow skull on it's head? I had to employ him....he's my minion! 4. yes or no? yes is best! 5. what's your least favorite law of nature? why cant I fly? 6. Would you ever want to take a trip to Nepal, have you watched a movie, if you could make one world problem go away what would it be and do you like cheese? yes I would like to go there and walk through the countryside, to eliminate poverty and I like cheese....that's threee questions in one!:P 7. what happens if you blenderized a ninja, a unicorn, a pirate, and pure concentrated randomosity(random awesomeness)? uni-nitrate armor of light! 8. may i please ask you the random questions of funness? sure! regardless of what you just said, i'll ask them anyway 9. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? hehe...sure! 10. What's the difference between a novel and a book? nothing...humans are obsessed to categorize everything...to me it's just alphabetical letters and nothing else! 11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? as long as you don't expose the glue with air it will not stick! :) 12. How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? I taught him, I'm his mentor! 13. How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? magic! 14. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? hehe...beats me? 15. *takes deep breath* what is the meaning of life, do you like pie, is there some link between the two, why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit, why are red buttons always the most important, and most importantly why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? *takes deep breath* and all in one question! to have fun!, yes I do, there is a secret link between them but human beings don't know the answer, as I said before humans love to categorize everything and when they can't it becomes a mystery and they will deny that it even exists, because red objects is often noticed by the human eye(think about some major companies why they choose the colour red for their logo) , the bubbles are clean and therefore white!....me is done! bye! Bye!
< Message edited by .*. .*. .*. -- 3/26/2008 17:19:34 >
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