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Anything in italics is my response to Kell's responce.
Hmm...
Okay, having received permission from Kellehendros to do a second post here, I intend to make use of that permission.
Fun
I know you said you hate gruel... So:
Ah, consideration for my wishes, wonderful.
Time for the bananaing regime of questions!
Could we go with banal instead?
10. What would you do if I warned Pie you are trying to escape?
Remember what happened to SSM? It would be like that, but worse.
11. How much would you pay me to not warn Pie?
Your life, isn't that enough?
Eh, I lost that in a game of cards long ago, what else you got?
Not my problem.
I mean I have no life, btw. Fear my sense of humor.
Haven't we discussed fear already? I know what you meant, what I meant was it wasn't my problem that you don't have a life and won't be satisfied with the payment, because that's all you are getting from me.
12. Do you know that FreeSpace has been around since I was seven, StarCraft since I was four, NetHack from before I was born, and that Zork was played between stegosaurus hunts?
No, but now I do.
13. Do you know that the above all ROCK?
In your opinion.
Which is right. Now I know your reply will be "In your opinion." again...
'Tis the truth.
14. Should I stop asking you about your video game preferences?
I don't mind much.
15. I'm going to assume you are going to say yes.
Remember what assuming does?
No.
Unfortunate, I suggest you ask around.
16. Whoops, 15 wasn't a question.
Neither was 16.
17. Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dream of a world where chickens may cross roads without having their motives questioned.
18. If you could trade lives with anyone on these forums for one day, who would it be and why?
Falerin, because it would rock, mostly because then I would know how all the story lines are connected.
19. See above, but replace "on these" with "who is not on these forums".
Mm, Stephen Colbert. Why? Because.
Who?
Stephen T. Colbert. Wikipedia never lies, unless it does, then it did.
Wikipedia once told me my computer is run off the magical extrusions of the Great Irish Leprechaun...
The Truth is Out There...
20. If you were me for a day, what would you do?
I would be a good little forumite and follow all the rules.
But then you wouldn't be me, you would be some random little nice person. (Just kidding...)
*Shrug* You asked, I answered. If you ain't satisfied, well, ask for a refund.
I didn't give you any money, how could there be a refund... Oh well, I want one anyway.
No refund for you!
21. How did you do it? Become an AK, I mean. (this one is serious)
*Shrug* In all honesty? I just followed the rules. After I was an ARPer for a while the RPA got started, and I volunteered to help out there, so that's probably why I got "promoted" because I had experience in the RPA, and they saw how I did things in there.
22. Is insanity a requirement to become an AK? (and this one is not)
Yes, I suggest multiple personality disorder, that seems to be the most popular.
23. What was the first RP character you ever made?
Kellehendros (Imagine that!). I should add that Kell has changed significantly since I first created him.
Do you still have his bio and/or remember anything about him?
He was originally your basic generic adventurer. A human warrior with a sword and some magic powers.
24. If you wanted to shut me up, which would you use: Duct tape, epoxy, or a shotgun?
Epoxy, because its a funny word, and worth a lot in Scrabble.
25. Have you ever heard of a Shiba Inu?
Isn't that a type of dog?
Yes. Also a type of demonic incarnation of the abyssal plains. (In other words, I have one and she is as crazy as Artix.
You mean my friend's dog is actually a demon manifesting on the prime material plane?
Yep. Just wondering: Do you play Dungeons and Dragons? Cause "Prime Material Plane" is a kinda unusual choice of words for a non-DnDer... And I must warn you, they have the ability to make anyone who sees them go completely gaga. But I'm on to them, it doesn't affect me... *sees Kitsunae (my Shiba)* Oh she's so coote yes you are you'ze the cootest puppy wes wou ware wes we woves the puppy she's Kita Kita's coote she coote wes she is... Uhm, did you see that?
*Clears throat. See what? Unfortunately I have never actually played a game, I have some of the old guide books, including the Manual of the Planes. Sadly my friends and I could never get organized enough to get a game going. *Shrug*
I will leave for now. But be warned, I will be back with 15 more questions. Then I will have completed 40! FEAR ME, KELLEHENDROSKELLEHENDROS (You know, it would be the least you could do to spell my name right.)! Sorry, I wrote that on my Doom PDA...
*Scoffs* I fear nothing, except TD, and the Mods. Still, I note that not all of the above are questions, therefore I invalidate that statement as faulty logic.
Fine, 17 more then. *sniffs* And you should fear me, I am technically a felon. (JK, look at The Destruction of Darak OOC for an explanation. Page Two, I believe. Linkage. Prepare to witness firsthand the chaos that surrounds my life. Or would, if I hadn't lost my life in a card game....)
I fear not your felonious nature.
Did you actually read it? If not, do so... If you like bizarre stories. C'mon, you know you want to...
*Has read the provided material.*
PART TWO (Darn it, I wanted to bold that soooo bad, but then it would look like your writing...) Problem solved. Thanks I do what I can to help.
26. What is with you and Scrabble?
What do you have against Scrabble? Its a good game.
Nothing, but I stink at it... Mostely bekause I ahm a bahd spelr.
Unfortunate. I would work on that if I was you.
27. I don't have multiple personality disorder, but I do have ADHD, does that cou- LOOK A SQUIRREL! *chases*
So much for question 27. Darn it, that wasn't supposed to not be a question... Then why did you count it as one?
28. *is still chasing squirrel* Why did the squirrel cross the road?
I repeat my previous position, and expand it to include questioning the motives of all creatures crossing roads.
Why did the tumblweed cross the road?
Because the wind blew it across the road, obviously. Given that a tumbleweed is an inanimate object possessing no intelligence or will of its own, its "actions" are naturally a result of outside forces acting on it in different ways.
29. Of the following, which would you pick as a pet: Cat, dog, rabbit, ferret, horse, fish, gerbil, hamster.
Cat
30. Now pick something that is actually on the list, instead of something that is not yet is incredibly funny. (Does that count as a question? It's technically a command...)
Reference #27. This time I choose Sharpie.
31. Have you heard of Red vs Blue? Do you watch it? Who is your favorite character?
I have heard of it, and seen a few episodes. Don't know the character's though. My favorite episode is the Prequel, or whatever it is, where it starts out with one guy asking the other guy why they are there.
You forgot to answer that one...
Or did I?
32. Which is stronger: The NCC-107D Enterprise or Babylon 5?
The Enterprise, obviously.
33. Do you have any idea what I just said?
Partially, I've never seen Babylon 5.
You didn't? I'm going to tell G'Kar you are working with Londo unless you do... NOW THAT WAS SCARY!
...
34. And, what, exactly, does assuming do? Assume I am an idiot with no knowledge of anything.
Pass.
I fold.
Its good that you do your own laundry.
35. How old are you?
Older than you, but younger than my father.
What if I was your grandfather? Remember what assuming does...
My grandfather is computer illiterate, and therefore would not be posting in such a manner. However, even if we presume that he was in fact, you, and that he was secretly computer literate, I must point out that he has not Shiba Inu named Kitsune. Therefore you cannot be him. He is also good at spelling.
36. Am I annoying? I seriously want to know this... Please don't joke here.
Only in your effort to reach 40 questions while undercutting that effort by making statements instead of questions.
And otherwise?
I've had worse.
37. You are stuck in a room with nothing but a mirror and a table. There are no doors or windows, the floor, ceiling, and walls are very strong, and there are no holes in any of them. How do you get out? (Be original, please.)
Why would I want to get out? It would be the perfect place to ride out the Zombie Apocalypse.
38. Ever heard of Uncyclopedia.com? (I meant to spell it that way, I did not mean encyclopedia.com.)
Yes, funny site.
Look up "BSoD". Especially funny if you know who Data is, seeing as you like Star Trek you probably do.
I'll look into it.
39. Meow or woof?
Meow
Oh, cat! *chases*
Not such a good idea. Slash looks like a cat, but definitely isn't.
40. If you had unlimited money, but could only buy one thing, and you could not buy anything that can get you more money, and cannot sell what you buy, what would it be?
I'd give it away. After all, its unlimited, so it could help everybody.
And now, to make up for the two that weren't questions:
*Points to #27.
41. Are you aware that you can edit anything that an AK edits in?
Yes.
42. What would you do if I changed your response to the above question to something utterly embarrassing/stupid/annoying?
I wouldn't do anything, because you won't do it. Why? Because impersonating Mod/AKs is against the rules. As in, majorly against the rules, as in severe warnings for the first offense no matter how minor.
Calm down... I was just kidding...
I wasn't, rules, contrary to popular belief, weren't made to be broken.
Hah! 40 QUESTIONS! BEAT THAT! W00TAGE! *goes on rampage* *gets arrested by Kell for disturbing the peace him*
Throws Arya in a cell, and points to #27.* Anyways, I said over 40 questions.
*breaks out* Fine. Presenting...
PART THREE *Sighs and locks Arya back in.*
43. Why did you not answer about Red vs Blue?
Because I'm the writer for Orange vs Brown, and the guys who made Red vs Blue ripped us off, and just reading about them made me angry. So rather than taking that anger out on you in an unhealthy way, I skipped the question until I could calm down and answer it in a reasonable manner.
44. What would you do if you ate a pie, only then to realize that it was, in fact, Ultrapowerpie, who is now dead in your stomach?
I would probably have at least a mild case of indigestion, and there would be a lot of sad moogles out there.
45. What do you think the next AK is going to do to me when I give them 45 (er, 42) questions?
Probably answer them. However I should like to make you aware of the fact that them is a plural pronoun, and you said the next AK, which is singular. In this instance you should have said: "What do you think the next AK is going to do to me when I give him or her 45 (er, 42) questions?"
< Message edited by Kellehendros -- 6/11/2008 10:13:09 >
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