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9/30/2018 13:14:02   
Silver
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Yep, you read the title. Explain anything in DF the most terrible way you can :P

Ex. The wrath of xan: a laughing skull sets town on fire with a textbook

you get the idea :P
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9/30/2018 13:15:33   
lastspartan
Member

Pirate's vs ninja war, a less sweary version of red vs blue
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9/30/2018 13:59:20   
Lujikul
Member

Cysero and Warlic's tower: Sideways laundry basket.
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9/30/2018 14:06:19   
mahasamatman
Member

Human+sword+dragon+elements+darkness=no sun.
DF  Post #: 4
9/30/2018 14:22:38   
lastspartan
Member

Above

A cloak, a talking sword, Dragon of light, 8 colourful orbs and a spoiled brat equals no sun
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9/30/2018 14:40:36   
GammaCavy
Member

okay, here's a few, just off the top of my head:

It's an eclipse! He ate the sun.

Sorry I can't come down for dinner, I'm fighting a death by chocolate.

Hamstergeddon.

Victory through holy wasabi.
DF  Post #: 6
9/30/2018 16:10:37   
Shadow X Ascendant
Member

Caitiff Saga : Merge, Learn ,Learn ,Learn...
AQ DF MQ AQW  Post #: 7
9/30/2018 16:24:18   
OpprobriousPinecones
Member

Orb Saga: Government agent and his pet lizard attempt to stop single father from completing jewelry collection
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9/30/2018 18:25:16   
GammaCavy
Member

Dark powers defeated by bacon and time paradoxes.
DF  Post #: 9
9/30/2018 18:30:50   
Chewy905
Member

Ritualistic sacrifice of a pointy eared child because the squid in the basement told me to.
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9/30/2018 19:44:19   
mahasamatman
Member

^Wonderful.

Man who is half-man but also half not man pays woman who is not who she says she is (but really is a woman) for help against who seems like a man but is actually a woman.
(Vilmor's Saga)
DF  Post #: 11
9/30/2018 20:26:09   
blowthemandown
Member
 

Young man sells ornate keys to his friends to help deal with his greed problem.
DF  Post #: 12
9/30/2018 20:32:18   
Flamehead 12
Member

Bilbo Baggins gets replaced by the terminator.
Energy orb saga.

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AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 13
9/30/2018 20:36:49   
blowthemandown
Member
 

Man with large hammer has world's only successful romantic relationship with a human female.
DF  Post #: 14
9/30/2018 22:07:23   
Malarik the Caster
Member

Man who claims to be a wizard commits animal cruelty against a kitten for 'stealing his eggs'
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9/30/2018 22:36:24   
ShimmerSoul
Member

An edgy magical needlepoint enthusiast becomes a part-time exterminator to keep bugs from interrupting his day job as a Ghostbuster. ~Book 1 Ravenloss
AQ DF MQ AQW  Post #: 16
9/30/2018 23:54:01   
Arcturus96
Member

The sun was for breakfast and bacon was for supper.
Book 1 Finale
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10/1/2018 0:37:02   
blowthemandown
Member
 

You and your dragon help your best friend pull himself back together.
DF  Post #: 18
10/1/2018 1:16:15   
MarchingToApril
Member

Hmm...

Uncooked calamari drives everyone crazy

Man pursues career as glitter cloud after disappointing friends one last time.

Stolen pet attacks thief after wreaking havoc on streets


< Message edited by MarchingToApril -- 10/1/2018 1:27:44 >
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10/1/2018 1:30:56   
ergotth
AQW Lore-titician


A drunkard and a corpse and go on a timey wimey killing spree - Roiir saga.
DF AQW  Post #: 20
10/1/2018 1:59:26   
BluuHorseOfficial
Member

Boy sends wingman/wingwoman/wingperson to read crush’s diary and then beat up her family to steal black balls from her chest.






-Darkness Orb Saga, Vayle Ending... that still sounds messed up.
DF  Post #: 21
10/1/2018 3:49:23   
Silver
Member

some of these are gold lmaooooo

Frostscythe: jealous childhood friend keeps getting busted for using a fake license to own a pet lizard

Soulweaving: The art of teaching kids how to convince dead people to help you make clothing
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10/1/2018 4:04:30   
BluuHorseOfficial
Member

Chaosweaving: The art of teaching kids how to enslave dead people to go forth and shred other people's clothing.
Fleshweaving: The art of teaching kids how to consume dead people to make clothes out of your flesh.
Soulsmith(ing?): The art of teaching kids how to forge dead people to make jewelry to compliment other people's pieces of clothing.
TLW: The art of drawing circles and symbols to make a WW2esque nuke on a beehive
DF  Post #: 23
10/1/2018 4:08:55   
Malarik the Caster
Member

Fire demon attempts to exterminate illegal aliens, but is foiled by an old man, a burn victim with a pointy stick and his ex
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10/1/2018 4:10:55   
Silver
Member

Ravenloss book 1: human and their pet lizard helps an edgy tailor unlock basement cupboard to play hide and seek with a dead person
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