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10/1/2018 4:42:39   

Caitiff Saga - The Valtrith Family Drama
Frostvale 20XX - Old man juices healing rats to build snowmen

< Message edited by damko00 -- 10/1/2018 5:44:23 >
DF  Post #: 26
10/1/2018 9:08:01   

Hero mixes herbs, entire bottles of salt, entire bags of mognip, eggs in their cups, tosses pots and pans to cook food—oh wait that IS the whole cooking minigame.

Person fishes giant fish to fight himself and dead people in a graveyard for ships not in Braughlmurk—The Locker Saga
DF  Post #: 27
10/1/2018 9:50:55   

Angry skeleton pretends to be friends with emo wizard to get back with his ex.
Post #: 28
10/1/2018 10:03:09   
Malarik the Caster

Ok, time to kick this up a notch. Ahem...

So this one guy was pissed about losing his girlfriend cause he thought he was too pathetic, so he found himself a sword and went all emo and antisocial. Years later, he went on a crazy powertrip and started making armies of dead people, who, as they were dead, would consist mostly of the elderly. With the help of a pyromaniac, some goth girl and a blue rat, he destroyed stuff cause he was not dealing with it right. Also, he started talking to his sword, cause that's healthy. Later, he decided to destroy a bunch of cities because pretty jewellery might bring her back. Of course, we stop this, because those artefacts belong in museums (tips hat to the Germans). Then this runty kid whom he kinda became the boss of with his street cred stabbed him, and took the jewellery for himself, and then turned into a dragon, cause long term being a dragon wouldn't such like hell. Then, what a twist, the double cross gets criss crossed. Tripple Cross Criss Cross!!!! (TM), cause this other emo dude who just hangs outside the town selling 'this one weird trick for ultimate power for the low price of 28K gold' goes all ghost and is all like "Ha Ha! Criss Crossed. It was me all along," and then eats the sun, cause he's SOOO edgy. And then we kill him with bacon (insert joke I'm not allowed to make on this forum). And then he was all like "and I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling heroes." In the process, our buddy goes crazy and splits into an old man and fire Hitler, but that's a story for another time.

Story of Seppy, Bk1. Feel free to fill in part 2.
Post #: 29
10/1/2018 10:25:01   

Angsty adolescent fire demon rebels against father to save space satyrs, later becomes angsty adolescent emo wizard.
Post #: 30
10/1/2018 11:57:12   

^ that one's one of the best here!
Is the girl a princess? This one isn't. This one's already rescued. The girl is mute. Tic Tac Toe victory!
DF  Post #: 31
10/1/2018 12:10:05   
AQW Lore-titician

Elsa rejects the Ghost Rider and he goes supernova.
DF AQW  Post #: 32
10/1/2018 12:14:58   
Shadow X Ascendant

Xan is Ghost Rider in Middle Ages hehe i liked it.

Double Human goes to the Future to have an great Feast

< Message edited by Shadow X Ascendant -- 10/1/2018 12:52:20 >
AQ DF MQ AQW  Post #: 33
10/1/2018 12:24:51   
Chaosweaver Amon

Spiky evil red guy no longer wants to be a spiky evil red guy after figuring out his wife is still dead.

< Message edited by Chaosweaver Amon -- 10/2/2018 11:49:55 >
AQ DF AQW  Post #: 34
10/1/2018 12:27:47   

hoodied junkie trips balls and tries convincing young heroes to help him take over the world with talking weapons

deranged skeleton pulls off an ISIS after being rejected by a melted popsicle

< Message edited by Silver -- 10/1/2018 12:48:48 >
Post #: 35
10/1/2018 14:00:43   


Elsa rejects the Ghost Rider and he goes supernova.

This. Yes. Devs, please use this in the game. Pretty please.
Post #: 36
10/1/2018 14:34:48   

Woman with daddy issues becomes a single mom and ultimately kills her son.
DF  Post #: 37
10/1/2018 16:18:56   

Local wo/man ruins everything.
Post #: 38
10/1/2018 17:20:41   

The whole game, or just Book 3 Amityvale?
DF  Post #: 39
10/2/2018 2:17:44   

epoch - time controlling human runs around town in pajamas to fight bad guys
Post #: 40
10/2/2018 3:52:48   

People fight over poached eggs. (Dragon Egg saga)
Cult infuriated by "magical" lawn ornaments. (Sulen'eska starting quests)
Unhappy college reunion turns explosive. (Elegy of Ice and Fire)
Post #: 41
10/2/2018 4:14:56   

talking sword tells single dad to take over the world by collecting 8 bowling balls
Post #: 42
10/2/2018 4:42:14   

Innkeeper kills her brother by getting an axe strapped on her chest and proceeds to kidnap government agent’s pet lizard to make the dragon poop darkness over half a planet.
DF  Post #: 43
10/2/2018 6:48:57   

Cysero is a crazier version of Doc Brown and we are marty.
Post #: 44
10/2/2018 7:30:35   

Drunkard turns into bald lady and rips off her arm to summon god who eats people. (From the Citadel with Love.)

Regular person + Dead Person commit suicide to allow Drunkard Person and Immortal Person to be eaten by Burning Dead Person. (The End of the Beginning)

Buff purple person punches small boy to intrude colorful kitty party to reunite with purple walls. (First Seal)

Person creates depressing Doll to allow depressed person to adopt depressed child. (Atgasedd Saga Finale)

Man turns into bear in the name of love.

HHD Snugglebear Armor “Saga”
DF  Post #: 45
10/2/2018 10:03:00   

A robber and an alien kill innocents because of envy.
DF  Post #: 46
10/2/2018 12:21:40   

Teenager uses girlfriend as shield against literal axe-lady. (Caitiff)

Purple-haired girl hurts the Gods' feelings, war ensues. (Storm War)

Man takes on family name, destroys world. (Wargoth.)
Post #: 47
10/2/2018 15:37:32   

Man without hammer attempts to have world's second successful romance with human female, goes mad.

Man attempts to acquire hammer and instruction in its use after seemingly successful romance with human female, loses both family and mind.

< Message edited by blowthemandown -- 10/2/2018 15:41:24 >
DF  Post #: 48
10/2/2018 15:50:09   

Highschool drama is the first step on the road to the end of the world.
AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 49
10/2/2018 16:39:13   
Silver Sky Magician

Man teams up with a pirate, an alien, a spider witch and some dwarves to fly a ship through the Void just to throw himself and his former best friend (FBF) off a cliff because his FBF tried to cosplay as him. Ain’t nobody gonna steal this guy’s style, folks. (Death of Tomix)

Guy thinks destroying the world is the best way to save his love, is shocked when it is not (Seppy)

< Message edited by Silver Sky Magician -- 10/2/2018 16:45:22 >
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