kedoaa
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if you wish yould wish u was a fish what fish would you wish u wished you wish?
A halibut.
should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Hehe..I'd suppose not.
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
That's why I always carry around a spear and hammer; if I ever need to do some demon-letting, it's always handy.
If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
Kind of unsafe.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Both
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Only if it's Tuesday.
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
I suppose their picket signs would just be blank pieces of paper.
Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?
I'll have to try going into McD's pantless then.
when you look into a box of Cheerios, are you looking at Cheerios or doughnut seeds? If you plant them, will they come up glazed or cream-filled?
They'll grow into a beanstalk; that's what I learned.
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children, will you buy my dog?
Did you ever read a laundrymat drier's instrustions that say "Please Remove Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out."?
< Message edited by kedoaa -- 9/25/2005 21:54:39 >
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