lord_asparagus
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Mesa is baaaacccckkkkkk!!! (If you would like to flee in terror, do so now. Be warned that there is a 99.999999999999999% chance of you being eaten by a man- and penguin-eating pigeon should you choose to do so.) It is lovely weather we are having! I DENOUNCE you. BOOM! KA-BLAM!!! *Explosive noise so explosive-ish that it cannot be typed by mortal keyboards* Now that that's out of my system.... Wait a sec... I am resistant to Flibble! Must.... not.... type... in green.... Yay! Fight Teh powah! What is your favorite vegetable? Callisperigus. Would you have answered the above questions differently had I been holding a Runed Broadsword to your neck at the time of asking? Is is a SHINY Ruined Broadsword? That makes all the difference, you know. Star Wars or Star Trek? Apple Pie. Star Wars or Apple Pie? Star Trek. 1 or two halves? I disagree. If Alac decided not to go away after you gave her the iguana-baked cookies (Note-Lemon jello golems are immune to penguins)? I'd beg for mercy before being obliterated. If an angry band of Asparaninjas attacked you, and your only tools were a nearly indesctructable spork and a toothpick (Note-Asparaninjas are highly poisonous. Do not eat them if you like living)? Well, everyone knows that a spork and a toothpick may be used to summon Neptune, god of the Sea. I don't know why that would help, but there you go. Which is a more effective way to commit suicide: Burning down a chicken farm with Cysero watching or hugging Mr. Wibble? Hugging Cysero. In the deathmatch with Cysero, what weapon would you use if Mr. Wibbles was in court, and therefore could not be used as a weapon? King Arthur. Do I live in a pineapple under the sea? Yes. Do you? I DID- but Mr. Flibble.... well... If you (Just Rimblade, Mr. Wibbles is still in court) were locked in a room with me, Alac88, Pae, and a GINORMOUS glob of tofu, what would you do? I'd summon Neptune again. Don't ask me why, but it seems to be the thing to do. MATH TIME!!! Answereth the equations: 1+1= 7 2+2= 5 3+3= 5 Asparagus+Chicken= Tom Sawyer Mr. Wibble+Insanely Destructive Weapon= Alas and Alack! Mr. Wibble-Laser eyes= ^^ Rimblade+Hug+Mr. Wibbles Ouchie.... For the following questions, type who you think would win and why: Lord Asparagus vs. Cysero Mr. Flibble. Rimblade vs. Mr. Wibbles Cysero Darth Vader, Voldemort, and Sauron vs. Drakonnan, Akriloth, and Sepulchre Artix Darth Vader, Voldemort, and Sauron vs. Artix, Warlic, and Galanoth Mr. Flibble again... Mr Wibbles vs. My nearly infinite army of asparaninjas No one. Mr. Flibble would lead them to world conquest. Mr. Wibbles vs. My nearly infinite army of asparaninjas wielding fish. See the above. Mr. Wibbles vs. Himself Me. I will be back! And, NO, Mr. Wibbles cannot eat me, for I am strong in the ways of teh Farce! Lord Asparagus Questions: Not suitable for children under the age of 7915. Only use as directed, unless you feel like doing otherwise. Side effects may include random bursts of insane laughter, decrease of sanity, and complete loss of bowel control. Consult your big toe before using. -Lord IeatsWibbleforbreakfast -IEATYOUFOO!
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