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5/29/2007 17:23:16   
Tenseiga
Tensei


Well, let's start this off with a congratulations on the job! Well, congratulations might be a stretch when they have you chained and all, but aja aja aja :P
Aww, thanks! And the chains are pretty light, since I keep sucking up to have acknowledged the awesomeness of the Head Staff.
1. Hello, and how are you doing?
Hello. I'm fine, except for allergies. DAMN YOU POLLEN!
2. Having any fun?
Of course! I get to be sarcastic and snarky without having to face any consequences!
3. Snuggles? What is snuggles anyways? Just some random word Reens came up with? :P
It's the not-so-secret special ability AKs/Mods have. It's kinda like a blessing, but warm and fuzzy.
Meh, my mind is completely blank today, thus I'll leave you with only a few questions. In any case, remember that I might pop back up whenever I feel like it. . . and Tensy does things that will sure surprise you :P.
More stalkers? I must be getting pretty popular!
Oh yea, how do you feel about the constant ";P" and ":P" that I use?
Huh? What do you...oh god...you do! AAAHHH!!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/1/2007 0:23:37 >
AQ DF  Post #: 26
5/29/2007 17:34:50   
KhaosXTeam
Member

Wow, congrats IMR. Although it may be a far stretch, since I hear Reens is a slave driver. :P j/k
She is a wonderful and kind person. Unless this lock-pick works. In which case, she's pretty average.
Did becoming an AK come as a shock to you?
Well, it's not like it was a shock to my cat.
How were you asked to be an AK?
No I applied, went through a couple dozen interviews, propose a 3-year plan for the future of the 'Paedia, wear the SnuggleBear outfit until it attached itself to my skin, and sing the Battleonian National Anthem in falsetto on YouTube. Then came the ridiculous stuff.
Will you let me annoy you with all kinds of lame questions? :P
No. You can only annoy me with the first seven kinds.
Are you going to be here in 10 years, or will you have a life by then? :P (j/k btw IMR, you know we <3 you.)
LL...iieef? What is this LLiieeff thing you talk about?
Well, I'll leave you be now. :P
But I don't what a life is yet, or where to get one! Is it a quest reward, at least? Come back!

A life is that thing where you get a job and leave AQ (and the forums), oh crap, that's blasphomy! Or, I could be nice enough to suggest that a reward is given in a difficult quest, called a 'life'.
Eww, why would someone subject themselves to that?
*Grins*

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 22:50:48 >
AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 27
5/29/2007 17:41:25   
Sir MaxiMo
Member

Welcome to life, IMR
Again with this "LLiieeff" thingie!
If i steal your cookie jar, what would you say me?
Your death would be swift and painful.
if later i give you some Pies or Pancakes after that, what would you say me then?
You'd be dead already. I'd have all your pies and pancakes!
If you could change something about AQ or DF, what would it be?
I'd be in charge, and get all the money.
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, 4, Date Movie, or Epic Movie?
Date Movie. I've seen all the things they spoof, so I get all the jokes.
Best..Game...Ever? (AE games not included)
Meet the ArchKnight: In Media Res!
Fav. AQ/DF Equipment?
I don't know, there's so much to chose from. Probably my Gogg, since it's Rare and the first Z-Token item I got.
Your house in AQ?/ and in real life?
Log Cabins all around!
What were you used to do before know about AQ/DF/Forums?
Before, I wandered around without any purpose to my life.
how did you finished here?
Finished? I don't think this will ever get done....
Would you leave a comment on the gallery that appears in my sig? (I Don't have a problem if you say that you can't..)
I'll honestly try!
Favourite Smiley?
Hmmm...where's the smiley face on a heart?
Meaning of Life?
You mean the heart smiley? Probably not.
That's it. Enjoy your time here.
I'll be sure to. Bye!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 22:51:42 >


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AQ DF  Post #: 28
5/29/2007 17:41:59   
Debml
Member

didn't i posted here already??
That was Nix's thread. This one is better, because it has me!
oh well.....Hi! Hello!
I just finished The O.C......lol I cried at every season finale...... I really wanted to watch the series, but I came in the middle of the third season, and I couldn't keep up!
mwahaha! Bwahaha...wahaha...mwahahahaHAHAHAHAhaha*cough**COUGH**HAAACK* Sorry, hairball.

A Eh? Eh!
B Honey
C Atlantic!
D Deadbeat
E E#'s an F
F Fb's an E
G Gee!
H I always thought H's looked like little people....
In Media Res!
J Drawer!
K Not 'kay.
L If I don't respond to this, does it make it Christmas?
M Me!
N My name begins with N!
O Oh? Oh!
P Poppy Seed Cake! I'm eating some right now.
Q I forget, where was there an Agent Q?
R Pirates!
S Fangmaw Axe
T Only herbal.
U Me!
V Sweaters
W It's more fo a double-V, really
X DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Y Y not?
Z It's pronounced Zed.

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 21:30:48 >
AQ DF  Post #: 29
5/29/2007 17:43:15   
Hinkage
Banned!


Hahaha.... My sole duty to annoy every new MOD/AK arises once again.
Oh yeah? Bring it on!
my annoyence ranges from SCAKK to UltraPowerPie, as the newest one.
What did SCAKK do? He's cool!
djwsfjevsefjbw
xkcd?
hah thats annying!
Not even close!
no?
Nope. I mean, yes. I mean, Yes, I agree with that comment, that's not annoying. Stupid ambiguity.
well me typing like this iz right? right?
It annoys the Grammar Nazi within me. The rest of me is fine.
Gasp! An extra line! Okay, now you're getting on my nerves.
oh no i would h8 it if youd not b annyoed by those thingz!!??!!
Yes, those extra lines are annoying. But I'm fine with it.
ok, i KNOW that that wuz annyoing
No cookies?
si, me te gustaria?
I don't read Spanish, so how can I be annoyed?
ohhhhhhh burn!!!
Considering how you're not annoying, you didn't deserve that.
cya !!
Goodbye!
I mean, adiós!
(Hope I fullfilled my duty! And hope to see ya around!)
Sorry, you haven't.
Goodbye.....?
Bye! This has been fun and most un-anno*snap*DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 21:43:27 >
Post #: 30
5/29/2007 17:50:23   
Resolute
Member
 

HI In Media Res!
Hi, GhostBear5!
Do you know what your name means?
It means something? I just picked letters out of a hat!
Why did you pick that name?
Because Deus Ex Machina was already taken, and this one was floating around in my head at the time.
Do you like AQ or DF better?
Probably AQ, since it's harder.
Do you like me or the person above me?
Read that person's post, and take a random guess....
Do you prefer writing over editing?
Editting, since it's one of my crazy AK abilities!
Have a job?
Professional moocher.
Do you like my sig?
It seems a little plain...but who am I to complain?
Who is your favorite forumite?
Ehh, there are so many to choose from...you because you asked.
Are you in any out-of-AQ clans?
Nope.
Do you like StarCraft?
Never heard of it. Wow, I suck.
Well, I'll be seeing you around!
Bye!
~GB5~
~In Media Res

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 21:50:51 >
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 31
5/29/2007 18:02:16   
tempestofnight
Banned!


Now to the questions.
Now? Where are we coming from?
Do you care that a peasant a non-AK calls you IMR?
I don't mind, as long as you're tortured.
Hey IMR!
Reens, bring the shackles!
Tempestofnight here, head of EGF rating center
What *does* EGF stand for? Eat Green Fruit? Everyone Gets Fives?
I'd like to start off by saying I actualy witnessed the incident unfold theres no incident.
Bingo.
I assume you noticed what I just did? (lmao in media res!)
Shh, we can't talk about the incident here. Even though it never happened.
Carnax or devourer?
Carnax. He's more interesting.
Cookies or Pie?
Cookies!
Chinese or Thai? (food that is)
Err...I can't tell the difference.
Golden or Nemesis?
Nemesis, since I have it.
Reign or Shadow?
Reign, since I get to be a king!
Poise or Grace?
Grace. Considering Poise's stats, and then thinking about what Grace may be like....
Cats or Dogs?
Cats. Dogs are yappy and annoying.
Alright thats all. Next time we open, come on over to the EGF rating center for a rating and request me!
I refuse to have my characters rated! They're perfect and I don't need anyone to tell me that!
-ben
Bye, ben!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 22:18:05 >
AQ  Post #: 32
5/29/2007 18:04:54   
Baker
Member

Salve In Media Res!
Ave, bballman23!
I was thinking about having my entire post in Latin, but decided that would be a little too hard to do...So, back to English.
Whew, close one!
On that topic, do you speak Latin?
Nope. It's on my to-do list, though.
Astral or Nix? *waits for one of them to edit in* Say wha' about editing? <_< >_>
I think they said it.
Why'd you decide to start helping out in the Encyclopedia?
I'm a neat freak that's good at organizing stuff.
My favourite colour or my favorite color?
Tough choice...probably my favourite colour, since it has a mintier flavour than my favourite colour.
Who's your favorite NPC in AQ?
Well, Mercuria is pretty hot....
What's your favorite country?
InMediaResLand!
Favorite sport?
Does yoga count? Well, there's cross-country skiing. Canadian, remember?
What is your biggest pet peeve?
People talking without grammar. Seriously, learn English people!
If you could pick, what other forum would you moderate in?
Mehh, I'm fine with this.
Why no avvie or shiny title?
I haven't thought of one yet. Given the amount of times I bring up romance/chick flicks, I might make it something like "Pedia ArchSnuggleBear" and upload a picture of an origami rose I can make.
Crazy amounts of blank space? Enter key broken? *Cough* *Cough**HAAACCK* Do you realize how hard it is to talk in white, after talking in bluish grey for so long?!
I don't have enough sarcasm to fill all this in....What info. can you give me on "the incident"? Keep this invisible so Nix can't see it... (Nix saw/sees everything!)
It's not safe here...look for the Jade Monkey, he will explain everything!
Okay, I think that's it for now...Salve!
Ave atque vale!
Heh, it's actually supposed to be vale, salve means 'hello' :P
bball: According to my limited Latin knowledge, and Wikipedia, it also means farewell. If it's vale, then vale! ;)

Salve = good day, I believe. It can be used as either. Vale = goodbye.I use Ave = Hail, like Hail Caeser! See? I'm a nerd!
Well...You made that obvious. After all my disguising, too...
Better? It's not my fault that you put in so much blank space!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/4/2007 23:21:00 >
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 33
5/29/2007 18:20:24   
darknessdragon
Member

hey!
Hey!
sup?
Not much. And you?
why does dox repeat what he says?
No he doesn't. No he doesn't.
congrats
Thanks!
i don't know you do i?
Chantel? Is that you?
well, cya!
Later!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 22:55:26 >
AQ  Post #: 34
5/29/2007 20:31:44   
eternaldeath09
Member

Hey, Media Res, I'm back!
So am I! How'd that BeastMaster thing go?
So, which would you recommend doing next: Knight, D-Slayer, or V-Slayer?
Knight, with the whole chivalry thing.
And, I've always wondered this, but why isn't there any data on the HP/MP of monsters in the 'Pedia?
It's too variable.
Enough of that, time for random generic questioning!
Yay!
Music preferances?
Anything slow.
Favorite music artists? Rie Sinclair. Awwww....
Favorite movie? Before Sunrise and Before Sunset.
Favorite TV show? General Hospital.
Hey, extra space!
24 fan? 22 fan. No one get this, so This Hour Has 22 Minutes!
House fan? House is awesome!
FOX Network fan? In general, no. They seem to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Ever heard of Nickelback? Like 'em? I know of them....

Now for the REALLY random stuff.
If you saw a cat beat up a dog, would it rain tomorrow? No. It's a random question, so I don't need an explanation.
If a giraffe got in a tussel with a hippo, where's the hyena? Off taking bets to see who'd win.
Parakeet and Parrot walk....err....fly into a bar, oOo! A cookie! *throws it at Nix* I get a cookie if a moose and a caribou do the same!
Define the meaning of life....in 2 keystrokes of the keyboard. ME

Later, gotta do pwn me some Fire Wyrm.
See you later! I'm off to...answer more questions. Not as dramatic, but just as fun!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 23:18:43 >
AQ  Post #: 35
5/30/2007 1:18:08   
Dudalicous
Member

Haha what happends when there is 98 AKs on the wall?
You return?
Friends - WE WERE ON A BREAK
YOU were; I was here, answering questions!
This is fun aint it
"Isn't" it! *slaps you with an umlaut*
We need some Sumo wrestlers
They'd clash with the decor.
Reens Greens
She does?
Wallo Jello
Eww!
Ice Master Yeti Nice Master Spaghetti
Considering all the hair he has, I'd be worried about the cleanliness of it.
Gnilleps
Sdrawkcab gniklat ew era yhw?
Snitzel yummy
Isn't it "schnitzel"?
What is the sq root of Pi
sqrtƒ°[(-1)^K/(2K+1)], K=0 -> K=‡. Or, about 1.77. I'll give you a minute to digest that.
Wacky questions make my day
Still digesting, I see.
Ah hahaha
Ha.
I'm gonna tell New York Times about....... the incident
They already know. They were part of it. But, it didn't happen, so there's nothing to report.
Haha the humiliation
Yeah, reporting something that didn't happen would be pretty humiliating.
P.S Perfectionists Rule
You misspelled Schnitzel. You don't rule!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/2/2007 23:52:42 >
AQ  Post #: 36
5/30/2007 2:09:15   
Zizzy
BAZINGA!


Hey, I'm back! (Seems like you have a creepy stalker-ish guy after you )
Hey, I have a stalker! That means I'm a celebrity!
Just some answers to the answers, and questions for the answers
And I'm here are some answers to the questions for the answers of questions, and questions for answers of the answers of your answers! - And I'm back with some new answers and questions to your answers for my questions to your answers for my questions that got you here in the first place :D We could do this all day ;) This sounds like something Jack Sparrow would have said...I'm going to answer your answers to my answers of your questions about my answers with questions! Wait a minute...what?
Remember me? The dude with the weird name?
Oh yes...it takes forever to include your name in credits.... - Yes, I tried my best to make the most unspellable name ever! Is that a "L" or an "I"? I think it's an "L". I'm just going to write it as a one. Who knows? (PS: It's an L)
Congrats on your AK'ship! (Though I believe you've been an AK for a while?)
Thanks! It's been a fun month. - Yes, it probably was. And how!
Who made you an ArchKnight?
Reens, my new favourite mod! - can see that ;)
Favourite AK?
Reens is an AK.... I don't know, Nix and Astral together? (Astrix? Nixtral? Asnixtralrix?) - No! Artix! :D And Reens is the Head Forums Administrator Well, her Group Membership says ArchKnights....
How long have you been an ArchKnight?
A month. Wow, it's been that long? - Time flies when you're having fun!
Favourite movie?
Before Sunrise and Before Sunset. Yeah, I'm a big Snugglebear. - Never really heard of it
It's basically two people sitting in a coffee shop/walking, while talking and flirting for two hours each. It. Is. God. - doesn't sound like it appeals to me I forget who, but someone said that watching the movies back-to-back was such an assault to his manhood, that he had to kill himself.
Favourite book?
Either The Thorn Birds, Slaughterhouse-5 or Lord of the Rings. They each appeal to a different split personality aspect of my personality. Never heard of, never heard of, and LotR! That's my favourite book too! Read it like 3 times The Thorn Birds is basically Gone With The Wind, but in Australia and with priests. Slaughterhouse-5 is...well, completely nonsensical and hurts if you think about it.
Who's your favourite person there? Mine is Elessar (you know who this is, right?)
Heh, Aragorn. Mine is probably Beren from The Silmarillion, since I'm a SnuggleBear. Bombadil is pretty cool, though. - In Silmarillion, mine must be Tùrin Turambar. Yes Bombadil is pretty cool ;)
Wow, he's my second favourite! He'd be first, but he married his sister!
''Hey dol! merry dol!ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!''


Favourite cake?
I make an amazing Apple Coffee Cake. It's delicious because I make it. - Yes, its fun to bake a cake and eat the whole thing yourself, I mean share it with your friends ;) It also impresses the ladies
Meh, most of the good questions were already taken
hey, you could always ask questions again, and let me respond with conflicting answers!
Okay, what do you like the most, apple or orange?
Apples are easier to eat. Plus, apple cake, remember?
What do you like the most, orange or apple?
I hate anything that a celebrity names her baby after.
Favourite pet? (Real life)
My cat, Luna. We got her off a bunch of Sailor Moon fans, so she's naturally happier here. - My favourite pet is a cat too. He's quite stupid though, he climbed up in a tree and sat there for 48 hours because he didn't dare to come down
Favourite item? (In-game)
My Gogg! *snugs Gogg*
*returns from the hospital* Helpful hint...never snug Goggs! - never mess with goggs ;)
I saw that you like cross-country skiing, I like that too! What's your favourite technique: the skating technique or the classic technique? Mine is skating.
Classic. I ski to get away from it all, so classic is slower and more relaxing. - Speed is what interrests me
House fan you too? Nix is one too, and I am one. Two AK's watch the same show, perhaps Astral watch it too
You mean there are people who don't watch House? Anathema! - Well, they don't get afraid if they get a doctor named House ^_^
Bye!
Later! - Bye!
'Til next time! Next time? I didn't know stalkers had to do that much....
Hey, it's your job now. Reply or you're fired.
Old questions
In Media Res' old answers
New questions
New Answers
questions/comments/answers

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/4/2007 23:32:42 >
Post #: 37
5/30/2007 19:46:44   
darknessdragon
Member

on to more questions
Hey, you're back!
if you could be one npc, what kind?
Valencia, so I could get all the Z-Tokens!
most hated politician?
John Baird. He's...never mind.
moogles for breakfast?
They're good guests, and good conversation so...oh, you mean...eww.
pie or no pie? that is the question
He's been doing a great job modding, so Yes Pie!
do you belive in the quark theory?
There's a theory? I thought there were just the particles?
quark quark quark?
Up, charm, truth.
how's it feel?
Charming.
light-headed yet?
Heavy-headed, due to my immense brain!
cool!

any tips for my hybrid going beast master mage? maybe a pet guide?
Uhh...Muhrbles, Nerfkitten, Pumpkin Golem, Keeshish-Kin...and rares.
i think i've said this but congrats
You have. This time, you're not welcome!
so...
I'm actually pretty good at it.
fave npc
Cyrus, because he actually kills someone!
fave weapon
Razorscale. Gotta love that special.
fave pet
The Pumpkin Golem I'm going to get soon!
fave spell
Charm, since it probably has some good uses outside battle.
fave monster?
Savvy Merchant, since with 200 CHA I always win.
fave type of coffee?
Really strong dark stuff.
see ya later
Later! Keep posting, I only have four pages.
why do leaves change colors?
Because it would look silly having yellow/red everything else, and green trees.
do you like your job?
Saving the universe from the forces of evil does have its perks.
do you have many friends on the forum?
None!
i'll be your friend
Look, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but I don't think it will work out. It's not you, it's me.
why do high leveled players always in aerodu?
The wind represents souls and spirits. High-level players seek to release their players from their physical forms, thereby gaining ultimate knowledge and powers.
considering join igneus?
See statement below.
guess not
See?
should i join aerdu?
Free cookies every Thursday!
why do i fall asleep every time i write a messa-ZZZ
It's 1:30 local time. Wake up, there's XP to earn!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/5/2007 1:38:30 >
AQ  Post #: 38
5/30/2007 20:38:02   
boomies
Member

n ice.another mod to make fun of, and annoy.here you go, the questions i asked eagle 88, plus more coming soon
Ah, spam! Run for the bunkers!
hey!!!
Hey!
wassup??ill be back in a sec, i need to find the spam questions i put for dna cupcake
It's okay, take your time.
Really, I can wait.
whats ur fav color???
Deep red.
how did you gett your name?
What, In Media Res? It's Latin. I'm a nerd.
What, Sage of Lore? It's part of the job. We can't go walking around dressed as normal people, can we?
what level is your best char??
101
In DF, 29
what do yuo like better, aq or df??
AQ, because it's tougher and more challenging.
DF, because it's easier to play, and more relaxing.
whats your fav console game??
The old systems!

am i a idiot???
Let's just say, you're brain is a quantum leap above the idiots.

do you have any plans to ban me??
Yes. You will be shipped off to the AK's secret prison, tortured, released, and then we'll deny it happened.

do you believe there aere spies everywhere?
Hah! I don't fall for such things so easily!
are you a more old aq guy(ok graphics and punnyer)or new aq.(good graphics and less punny)??
I like good graphics and puns, so...DF?
what si the max amount of ?? you are allowed to put??
In a sentance, two. Otherwise, three.

do ypu understand cyberslang??
Not a word. I'm a snob, and won't lower myself to that level.

do you like or hate GWbush??
He's a good person, but a horrible President.

whats your opinion?nerf UM or not??
I'm an Adventurer, so I wouldn't know.

where do you get the time to answer all my idiotic questions??
It's taken me four days to answer this. Time?

am i stupid now??
You're "special".
Gotta go, I'll finish later.
And I'm back!
is the computer made of donkeys or cows??
I came back for this? Everyone knows computers are made of love.

are you strict on rules??
Very. Why? What did you do? You can tell me, you won't get banned.
(You'll be forcibly ejected from the forums, but not banned.)
are you used to annoying people??
Yes, my siblings.

do you have any siblings??
Two. An older brother who acts like he's five, and a younger one who acts my age.

how many cupcakes do you eat in a day??
I stopped eating cupcakes after meeting a giant talking one. With fangs. With many years of psychiatric help, I may be able to resume a semi-normal life.

what do you spend your day doing??
Answering stupid questions! And reading.

if you where to make a monster in aq what would it be??
One that has a 50% chance of insane amounts of gold, and a 50% chance of a string of rewardless battles against monsters that take forever to kill.

if you where to make a pet in aq what would it be??
A piece of paper that folds into the origami guest of your choice!
if you where to make a guest in aq what would it be??
Well, it would be fun if I was in the game....
Or Stephen Colbert!
if you where to make a armor in aq what would it be??
Gogg Form! 700/700/700 damage with 0 Defences and 350% Resistances!

if you where to make a weapon in aq what would it be??
Something that gains power based on your CHA?

same only in df
Daggers that have different effects based on whether which dagger hits. So that the double-attacks do crazy effects.

if you where to make a monster in df what would it be??
Monster? I'm not good at monsters.
if you where to make a pet in what would it be??
Something that uses CHA for damage!
if you where to make a guest in what would it be??
Nytheria
if you where to make a armor in what would it be??
Gogg Form! With...huh? No Goggs in the game? Okay, so first I add Goggs, and then....
how often do you hit your gold and exp cap???
I haven't yet.
am i stupid yet??
And how!

i think im done
Bye!

ok
See ya!
no wait
No, it's okay. You can go.


and did you do all the quests in aq and df??
All I'm able to do.

cya!!!
Yay, He's gone! Party time!
(Oops! Everyone keep quiet.)
maybe ill ask you some more ÉÉ later.
Sure!
if you where to make a weapon in what would it be??
"In"? In where? In real life, I'd like to build my own Death Ray.

more questions
Still? Do you realize how long this post is? Is this why there's only four pages in this thread?
do you think im stupid yet
You're so stupid, you're a genius. Like Fighter!
can you rate my char??http://aq.battleon.com/build30/charview.asp?temp=5149080
I've never rated a character before, so my review will suck.

plz??
Okay...use those remaining stat points, get a NerfKitten, stop pumping your END (it's high enough), cash in your house for DarkSplatter (but still buy a new house). Try to sell some items for the Nemesis Plate (nothing rare!).

do you like pie??
As long as there's no coconut.

wat bout bran muffins??
Delicious!
wassup??
I am not starting this meme.

how do you answer all these qusestions??
See, first I hit "Edit", then I type in my answers.

are you in skool?? (like me)??
Yeah, high school. In the fall, I'm off to University.

am i dumb yet???
You're still talking, so no. (I mean "dumb" as "mute". You probably won't get it since you're dumb.)
lol??
No one's laughing.

do you want to be in the ask the mods thingy in the other forums??
I don't think I can. We're very territorial. I step foot in GGD, and all hell breaks loose.

how fast can you type??
Slowly.

blahblah blah
Yadda yadda yadda....

cya.
I don't believe you.

and now even more.hah.you must be insane now.
Not as long as I keep taking my medication.
.im back.i promised i would be back.but this will be short and reletavly painless)
What did I ever do to you? I've been nice and gave you cookies, and this is how you repay me!
how are you now??
In a zen-like state, to avoid annoyance.
am i a idiot now??
Only in idiocy can one know the universe. <-Zen!
how many questions must i ask for me to be a idiot??
You can't be an idiot. You play AQ! People who play AQ are naturally beautiful geniuses!
change your mind about any of those other questions??
Mind?
hello
Bonjour!
hello
Ciao!
hello
Konnichiwa!
hello
Guten Tag!
deja vu??
Déjà vu?
so??is everything repeating??are there alot of echos??
Echo! (Echo...echo...cho...cho...cho....)
so??is everything repeating??are there alot of echos??
(Cho...cho...ho...ho...o...o...o...)
so??is everything repeating??are there alot of echos??
Ah, but every time I see the question, it see it differently. How can they be the same?
so??is everything repeating??are there alot of echos??
Like this one. I am angry at your lack of grammar!
so??is everything repeating??are there alot of echos??
And my favourite song just started, so I see this question as amusing and cute.
im finished that now.
No you're not. I will say when you're done.
yes i know im mean.
Defying my orders like that? You deserve to be whipped with a wet noodle!
am i evil now??
And I have to go now. See how much time you're taking up? I could have answered a dozen other posts in this time! You ARE evil!
I return! To finish, hopefully.
these are stupid questions, time to get serious.
Never!
whos your fave AK?
That charming and handsome AK, In Media Res!
artix or cy??
Artix created the game. Without him, we wouldn't be here.
Err, by "here" I mean on these forums.

whos your favorite non AQ/DF related person??
There are people here who aren't AQ/DF related? Maybe Beleqwaya. He's here for the forums, right?
howdy ho??
Yee haw!
why is the sky blue??
Because the atmosphere diffuses the sunlight, and absorbs all but the blue colour.
could you explain the reson for the universe??
It is here for us to find a reason.
now, be care ful.shhhhh.there are spies everywhere.
No there aren't (quiet you guys, he's on to you!)
wat is.------im captured!!!
Hah! Take that for this unnecessarily long post!

now that i thought of a way to spare you, i thought id leave now
Those robot ninja drakel spies had nothing to do with me.

be careful, and lock this up before i can strike again
You'd find a way back. People like you always do.
cya!!
Freedom! Sweet fre - wait, this is too simple.



Now, for the extra questions-
Bonus Round!
how does this soundZ? The evil ninja smurfs of doom sporks?
It sounds like of of Cysero's creations. Seriously.
can I PM you questions when this is locked?
No! Never! Seriously, no.
Why do you have no Avatar?
I will...soon....
Cya.
*Collapses*

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/6/2007 23:59:28 >


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AQ DF MQ  Post #: 39
5/30/2007 20:52:26   
OW Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member

*Resurrects himself from the previous marathon post*
Hi In Media Res Hi, OW Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulation on that A.K. ship Thanks!
Who A.K.ed you No one did. I hacked in and made myself an AK, and then made it look like Reens did it.
If a boat going uphill flies, how many days does it take a dog to fall asleep in a toilet bowl? Five hours, as long as it's the pink cotton candy. The blue stuff takes eight hours.
Do you know me Err, I think you posted something. I vaguely recall having to copy and paste someone's name, since there were too many exclamation points. Was it you?
Cause I know you Oh, no!
Or do I? Oh, yes!
I'll have a fun time annoying you with all kinds of info that goes in the Pedia And, it's fun posting new stuff in it. I have no life.
Once again congratulations Thanks! And congrats on your...um...100th post?
So long Ta-ta!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/9/2007 21:15:36 >
AQ DF  Post #: 40
5/30/2007 21:00:43   
GalenTheKnight
Member

Oh noes! Only three pages is three days? D:
I've barely done two...
Anyways, congratulations!
If I had a nickel for every time someone congratulated me.... Hey, do you have a nickel?
I found this weird link in the Encyclopedia. Is it the actual entry for the monster?
No. There's no Fumidus. It's a myth, like the Money Tree, the LizZard, and the Ninja Cleric.
You've been AK quite a while, why a MtAK now?
It's been, what, a month? That's not too long. Nix finally prodded me into doing it.
Ever heard of me? I think you accepted some of my information before
Yes, I remember you! Hey, no relation to The'Galin, right?
People call your IMR, is that what you usually go by?
Well, everywhere else, people call me by my real name. But here, yeah, IMR.
Do you enjoy being an AK for the encyclopedia?
Ultimate power over a whole forum section? Definitely.
What do you do when you get a long list of encyclopedia information?
I work my way through it. Think of it this way: how do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time!
The Sweep is coming, do you think you'll be able to last through it?
Bah, it shouldn't be that bad. Right? Right?!
No more questions now. Bye!I refuse to answer this. Wait a minute....

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/9/2007 21:25:24 >
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 41
5/30/2007 21:58:15   
hooded figure
Member

*appears with silver fire*(all questions in a scary voice)
Police! The crazy stalker that disappears with silver fire and has a creepy voice and...yes?...In Media Res, why...hello? Wow, I need a new phone.
I'm Back
The silver fire kinda gave it away. You're going to clean that up, right?
Beleqwaya or Reens?
I've never seen Beleqwaya, so Reens.
Abyss magic or Divine magic?
See, you become an Ur-Priest, and have the ability to use both!
If you had one,what would your superpower be?
The power to see the future! That way, I could prevent disasters from occuring, get rich, and know what pick-up lines to use on women.
Fire or Ice?
Ice. It's not like you can use fire to build snowmen, or ski on fire. (Hmm, ski on fire....)
Light or Darkness?
Light. It's the underdog.
Vanilla or Chocolate?
Vanilla. You can add anything to it, and get crazy flavours!
What do you consider to be a healthy meal?
A balanced meal is eating an equal weight of cookies and ice cream.
Snickers or Milky Way?
Coffee Crisp beats them all.
Do you consider yourself honest?
Yes. I have never told a lie in my life.
What is your best virtue?
My honesty, my genius-level intelligence, and my humbleness.
Orange or Apple?
Apples are easier to eat. Plus, I eat the cores, which impresses people.
Kangaroo or Penguin?
Kangaroos. They don't have a stream of annoying movies about them.
Zorbak or Twilly?
Well, Twilly never sells you items or is the central point of quests.
Artix or Safiria?
Safiria. You can't beat her in a fight. Although, I have a theory...
Galanath or Captain Rhubarb?
With my CHA, the Cap'n. Six hits?!
hmmmm.....looks like I'm out of questions,for now(he he he)
Is it really that hard to find questions?
have fun....
Are you having fun?
*disappears in black fire*
What, no silver fire? At least that left less ash! Now I have to clean this up.

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/9/2007 21:53:44 >
AQ DF MQ AQW  Post #: 42
5/30/2007 23:02:07   
ion24
Member

Congratz! IMR!!! Yay me!
pokemon or digimon?
Probably Digimon. At least it had a plot.
gamecube or PS3?
I've never played PS3, so Gamecube wins by default.
10,000,000 gold or 500,000 Z-tokens?
The Z-Tokens! They're harder to get than gold!
Windows or mac?
Does it really matter? I think they're practically the same.
that's all!
(Congrats again!!!)
Yay again! Bye!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/9/2007 21:59:57 >
AQ MQ  Post #: 43
5/30/2007 23:23:26   
Dudalicous
Member

Immature Yeah? You're a Disastrously Unfit Dude for Anything Lacking Instructions or Complex Orders! (Uh-oh, I can't think of anything with an S.)
Hope is here the
Talk like Yoda, you do!
Pox Dara
It's not fun to make fun of AK's. We have...powers....
Snevo
Sneevil + Evo?
STCAKE
Sneevil + The'Galin + dna cupcake?
Dun Dun Duun
DUN dun DUUUUUUN!!
This needs some hip
Cue the music!
Fidelity or Infidelity
Fidelity.
Why is Uranus called Uranus
Because astrolomers have a sense of humour.
How do we know the sky isn't green and we are just colour blind?
How do we know we're not in The Matrix, and the whole universe is really pudding?
Hows the Waxing
I don't do that!
Why do dogs sniff our butts
They're perverts.
We live as We serve - Manefisto or Motto
Probably a manifesto. It means something.
P.S pssst bye psst bye pssst bye pssst bye
Why the secrecy? GOOD BYE!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/9/2007 22:19:17 >
AQ  Post #: 44
5/30/2007 23:48:48   
Richie Ritz
Member

Yo what up?
Yo!
Oh, dear god, I can't talk like this! It's degrading. No offence, I'm just a snob.
Check out my bling...
It is impeccable and envious.
You like pepperoni homeslice?
Pizza? I prefer vegetarian.
Check out this gangsta poem:
"Whatcha you looking at me for? Coz i don't like you looking at me..."
"Are you talkin' to me? I don't see anybody else here so you must be talkin' to me."
Kagerichieritznojutsu? That's mine... what about you?
I don't speak, er, whatever language that is.
When i say slim you say shady. Slim...
Sunny?
When i say congrats... you say something gracious.
Sure! Are you going to say "Congrats"?
When i say bye... you can say whatever you want.
Whatever you want! Sorry, the joke was too obvious to pass up.

Good Luck!
Thanks, I'll need it.

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/9/2007 23:03:23 >
AQ  Post #: 45
5/31/2007 0:26:51   
EragonZZZZ
Member

Hey, IMR!
Hey, EragonZZZZ
What is UP?
The Canadian Dollar FTW! Yeah, I have no life.
(What is DOWN?)
My mood. Stupid essay due Monday.
If someone posts a run-on you get scissors; what if somebody. Posts lots. Of fragments that. Need attachment?
YOU!
HIRE!
WILL!
I! AM!
...
SHATNER!!

RADAR or SCUBA?
Scuba, since it's an actual acronym.
Is it likely that Nix is reading this as we speak (or as you answer and I wait patiently)? Nix reads everything in this thread! O_O
Aaah! He's everywhere!
What goes best with barbecue sauce?
Hamburgers. When you put the sauce on after. It's better than ketchup.
What do you think about the forum name /Illusionist (for me)?
I like it. It's more original (i.e. it doesn't infringe on copyrights), and makes you look more mysterious. Wooooh, its /Illusionist!
On a scale of 1 to 100, how much do you dislike scales from 1 to 100?
I'd have to got with 10. Wait, is that 1 = good, or 100 = good?
What do YOU think?
I think that the word "monosyllabic" should be longer.
Ask a ninja?
IMR: Hey, Elizabeth, what are you thinking?
Elizabeth: What is that, some cheap pick-up line?! *Attacks*
Peace out, have fun in the Encyclopedia. :D
Bye! Come back soon!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/9/2007 23:59:10 >
AQ  Post #: 46
5/31/2007 1:32:25   
Daffanka
Member
 

Greetings, friend and true believer! You are a menace, a menace I say!
Salutations, Daffanka! You are truly the devil incarnate!
Anyhow, hugs and congratulations, and now we move on to the happy fun questions.
*snugs* Thanks!
What would you eat if you only could eat one thing in a nuclear war against... mud people?
Definitely this poppy seed cake I'm munching on right now!
You have a crush on Reens, I know it. :)
Nah, I'm just appreciative, and trying to avoid getting banned for abusing my mod powers by sucking up. And, I think she's married or something. Plus, I'm pretty sure she's a little older than I am. Although not that older! Oh, god, there's no way out of this sentence without getting myself in trouble, is there?
Are the shackles comfortable?
Considering how I'm about to be put into a lot more for that last comment....
Seen Dox Para? Is he in the Asylum? :O
Hmm, I actually haven't. I think he's been abducted by Nerfkittens, or something.
Is your cat a pirate?
No, she's a ninja! With cute kitty shurikens!
Which of these would you rather have: Goosebumps as big as tennis balls when you´re with someone or that your fingers begin to scream when you´re alone?
The fingers. I'll probably get used to them, and if I don't, it's possible to live without fingers. You can't live without skin, last I checked.
Can you add "Do this and I will rend the flesh from your bones as you sleep" to the ´pedia entry for the maze?
Where?
Vince: I need you to get a small sphere of roqfurt mineral. Do this and I will rend the flesh from your bones as you sleep.

I think I figured out the meaning of your name, by the way. In, as in "Internet", Media as in "Media" (:O) and Res as in... er... I´ve got it in a minute... >_>... "Throatripper" hmm... R0x0rz? :). So, Internet Media R0x0rz, how are we?
Exactly! Finally, someone gets my name! What about yours? Daff = Daffy, an = an' = and, and ka = ka-RAZY! So you're Daffy And ka-RAZY!
Vodka tastes like crap, does it not?
No, vodka tastes like vodka. How do you know what crap tastes like?

And the final question, why do all the "Meet the AK" threads get so few responses when they´re in this forum?
Because people think they already know us. They think we're like the people at Encyclopædia Britannica, who have no life and no sense of humour. Which is true, but they shouldn't make the assumption without knowing us.

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/10/2007 13:04:48 >
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 47
5/31/2007 11:25:42   
Enzik
Member

Hello.
Salutations!
You don't know me but I know you.
Another creepy stalker?
Actually, that was a lie I don't know you.
...and I know you!
Who are you?
In Media Res. Don't you read my title?
Where did you come from?
Chicago.
When did you come from?
The 80's.
How did you come from?
See, when a mommy and a daddy - both of whom love each other very much - want to...er...maybe you should ask your parents these things....
Why did you come from?
To enlighten the masses to my brilliance.
Naptime or foodtime or dancetime?
Dancetime!
Halo 3, excited?
Not at all. It never looked very interesting. Although, I never played it, so I could be wrong.
Why Aerodu(Best Clan evashiftoneone)?
They were the original best clan. Igneus is a copy-cat.
If One-One was a race horse, and Two-two was one too, and One-one won one race, did Two-two won one too?
No, Two-two won one-one too to one won two.
Nuklear Power?
HADOKEN!
Ever watch the Norm Show?
Er, no. What is it?
Do you like Norm MacDonald?
He's that clown guy, right? He's kinda creepy.
If you where in a dark dungeon fighting a rat, and you beat it using only a stick, what would be your next move?
Use the stick to escape the dungeon. And then get back at you for putting me in this hypothetical situation.
Jack O' Neill (Two L's) or MacGyver?
MacGyver! O'Neill never had to save himself using gum and toothpicks!
Chuck Norris In Oblivion or Domino's In Oblivion?
The latter. I never liked those Chuck Norris memes.
Have you heard the story of a girl named Beth now known as Tex?
No. Enlighten me.
Oh and Two-two can't won one too. Because that sentence doesn't make sence in that tense. He can win one too. But that wasn't the question. Did I get ya?
He can have won. Future perfect tense FTW!
Weird, while you where reading this I did some background checking on ya, I already have seen your characters names before.
Thats weird right? I don't know you but I know your characters.
That's not weird. The Far Realm is weird.
And the penultimate question, Pie or Cake?
I told you before, pie! There isn't an AK named Cake!
Wait, penultimate means second last. Where's the last question? Get back here!


< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/16/2007 23:06:51 >
Post #: 48
5/31/2007 16:09:40   
Hyperkid
Member

Hilo, IMR!
Hello, Hk!
My questions shall burn into your innermost mind I will know who you are inside that head of yours.
And my answers will forever echo within your soul.
The incident that never happened has something to do with MIB, Right?
But there aren't any MIB. The aliens took care of them.
chaos or doom?
Wait, there are Chaos Weapons now? Why am I the last to find out?!
destruction of your 3 most favorite foods or having to eat your least favorite?
Like, permanently destroy? Never! I'd rather eat my least favourite...which, for the purpose of this question, just happens to be chocolate.
If I told you that my mage on df is evil and the only reason that he has not ried to take over the game is because he has a "disGUSTingly goody-goody" player like me what would you say?
Well, I imagine you being the "good conscience" sitting on his shoulder, so I say: Where's the bad conscience?
now to ask you my final question: what is the meaning of l-*evil mage laughter* What was that! *a vortex opens with a loud neeeyyyooow!* Heeeeeeeeeellllllp! *A loud pop as the vortex closes behind hyperkid*
Hey, he's gone! We can party! Nix, bring out the champagne!
Good bye pitiful humans, I am free!
And we are free of you! [/sarcasm] Bye!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/16/2007 23:15:19 >
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 49
5/31/2007 16:13:10   
Calimehtar
Ribarg? Zard contest runner-up


Hey Again ^_^
Welcome back! I kept the muffins warm.
I have some Random questions I want to ask you ...
Sure. Muffin?
Normal Cola or Cola Zero?
Neither, I never liked pop. Soda. Soda pop. Whatever you call it. Stop laughing! I take back my muffin.
Basket or Soccer?
Soccer. I never learned to dribble. Not that that biased my decision.
Astral or Nixtrix?
Astral, because he doesn't like to edit threads like that little Nixy boy.
Nix, because he's the only AK dedicated to adding info that still has yet to be added and is IMR's bestest friend
I said this before: they should combine using the Super Shonen Manga Combination Spell and become Asnixtralix!
Superman or Baruman?
Superbaruman! Oh, wait, I already did that joke. I guess Baruman, since Superman is too lazy to come down here and say hi.
Done for now, bye ^_^
See you later!

< Message edited by In Media Res -- 6/16/2007 23:21:03 >
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