The Jackal
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You totally deserve this. *Grabs pump and begins pumping up Versilaryan's ego up* Nooo! *ego pops* NOOO!!!! *Grabs scotch tape and tapes ego back together, then pumps up Versilaryan's ego up to normal amount* Maybe a little less. *Deflates ego a little bit* *hole in ego makes air rush out, deflating it again* WARNING: Some questions are dumb, pointless and don't even seem like questions. So please do not worry about the sanity of me. What is sanity to the insane mind? =P Umm...umm...I NEED A HINT! THE ANSWER IS 24! GETTYSBURG ADDRESS! 1892! Now, what is insanity to the insane mind? Remember when I knew nothing about anything besides that I knew nothing, breathing, eating, drinking, and typing? Good times... I met you in Eliac's thread a few months ago. I don't remember that time... Actually, you knew me in the Igneus forums as legolaw3. I changed my name though and started a new life of crime that day I left the Igneus forums. Hmm. Legolaw3... Sounds familiar, actually. Who would win? Wolf vs. Jackal ...And the announcer has left to take a bathroom break. Oh! They're off! It looks like a vicious fight! ... Announcer! I need you here to announce stuff! *Gets shoved in* You are the new announcer! What? I don't know anything! Umm....why does it look like they made a truce and are now coming to kill me? AAAHHHH! *screams and runs like a little girl* Ohh, and the Jackal has taken a hit. What a show! *sticks mic in front of Jackal* How does it feel like to be hunted down by a viscious, savage wolf? Have you checked up on my story? It's progressed a tiny bit since it grabbed your attention. If you haven't....then just click on the jackal in my signature. If you don't, I will cry, forcing you to be overcome with guilt. When you click and leave, I will say, "I love blackmail." Ah, but the question is, will you wag your tail if I do click it? =P Umm....*Looks around shiftily* Maybe.... That's not a good enough of an answer for me. =P Have you been told of the *lowers voice* ulterior motive and scheme of world domination yet? It's a conspiracy. Just like math. I'm pretty certain that math is a conspiracy, too. [/quote] Dude, your informants are partially wrong. School itself is a conspiracy by the adults. We created them, but when they used the power of spanking, they sent us to the moon. But we made a truce. Unfortunately, they started send us to 'schools' to sap our memories of when we created them! SEE THAT LIGHT! IT IS SUCKING YOUR BRAIN! THOSE HALLWAYS AND THE LOCKERS! AHHH! WHAT YOU LEARNED IN HEALTH CLASS IS A LIE! ADULTS DO NOT CREATE US! (Yeah, ripped off of KND) There needs to be a Teens Next Door. Angst-attack! If a coach rides in a coach coaching a coach to coach the horses to go faster while coaching people to get out of their way, will he eat a sundae on Sunday? All depends on whether or not peasants present pleasant presents of pheasants to their lords. If the moose eats a hippo, does global warming become a blanket for Al Gore who sneezes and begins global cooling? Global warning is a conspiracy. =D Which witch is which? Whether the weather is under the weather is weathering away my sanity. Why do people who know the new AKs ask stupid questions like I do, and people who the AKs have barely talked to ask serious ones like, "DUdE LiKe what's ur fav band man?" OK, that's not serious, but you get my point. *hands Jackal a spear* Okay, you can help get your /point across/ with this one. *bum bum ksh* You haven't read the story yet! WAAAA! You: I put in on To-Do list. My long, long, complicated To-Do list. *half an hour later* DONE! I thought it was on your long, long, complicated To-Do list. You: I put it at the top. Well, actually, I did put it at the top. I read the list backwards. =D
< Message edited by Versilaryan -- 5/8/2007 22:57:43 >
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