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6/26/2005 20:17:52   
Tharg Bloodaxe
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Har har har! Ug der!

Dis iz a ragoff ob da Meet da Modz thread. Lat kan ghaash shag aneefing tu da BarkhMau fur udu aarshi.Da purpus ob dis thead iz tu let da publik tu gruk a nubhosh bit more about uz arg tu reelize we are veree humie orc! *toothy grin*

Accipitris - OOC board
Afina - Clans and RP
Satuurz Ash - Help and Support
Chii - Encyclopedia
Liddul humie - Encyclopedia
Shinee zult - OOC board
BurzTau - General Game Discussion
Durroth - Help and Support
Jergal - General Game Discussion, Help & Support
KazgrothX - Help and Support
Klompr - RP
Pzycho - OOC Board
Pinki kittee - General Game Discussion
Gunduurz humie - Gallery of Creative Adventurers
Dushghaash - Strategy and Ratings
talguul - Suggestions
Tharg Bloodaxe - Legends & Lore
Da Ash Pup - Suggestions
Wallo - Encyclopedia

To answer the first question that I could see most asking, 'How do you speak orcish?' when many wondered what I've been saying all this time in the other posts I've used it... here are a couple referances. I use a mix between pheonetic English and Black Speech.

http://www.shadowclan.org/worldofwarcraft/reference.php - Contains some basics.

http://www.lugburz.com/black_speech.html - English - Black Speech dictionary. Probably the best one out there.

I look foreward to all these questions. Don't worry... I'll answer most in Humie. ;)


< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 7/4/2005 0:01:45 >
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6/26/2005 20:25:46   
Coronet
Chibi Coronet


Aiites, Tharg! Time for some questions for the uzul dood!

<_<
^\_/^

Ahem...

A simple enough question, what brought you over to Battleon? How did you stumble across our humble home?
I saw advertisements to Battleon on a quite a few places, as I do read a fair share of webcomics and play Utopia. I think it was when I was glancing at The Wotch was when I finally decided to click the banner and try it out.

What keeps you here, aside from being rather... unique, so to speak?
Hmm... I don't play AQ much anymore, so its pretty much the community that keeps me here.

What makes you more proud, the advancements you've made among our ranks, your orcish heritage, or your thread on the misjudged Orc?
My orcish heritage. *toothy grin* Though, I'm proud that I also gotten many replies from my Misunderstood Orc thread too, as AQ fell into the common trap most other RPGs do in making them inherently evil.

Do you like Pineapples?
Yub.

What's your favourite part of Battleon, that is, the community?
Probably the World Building project, as its currently what I spend the most attention to on this board while staying on the channel related to it.

Favourite part of AQ, the game?
It's free to play.

Do you like weapons? If so, any particular class of weapons? I'm a fan of the Longspear class of weapons, myself.
Hmm... if its any general class of weapons, I would pick swords overall. For the abnormal, I'm drawn towards the Orcish Double Axe and the Spiked Chain too from D&D.

Favourite class in an RP?
I'm at a duality there, due to my nature. I'm a fan of wizards and psions out of their mystical and otherworldly properties they possess. Meanwhile, as I'm a fan of orcs and their simplistic approach to life, I enjoy playing warriors too.

In terms of socialness and hanging out, are you a Plant Person, an Animal Person, or a People Person?
In real life, I'm quite introverted. I would say like a plant.

In terms of diet and eating, are you a Plant Person, an Animal Person, or a People Person?
Depends on who you're asking that question to. But no, Tharg doesn't usually eat people. ;)

Well, that's enough questions for now...
You sure?

Oh! Dumb question! What's your favourite colour? ^-^;
Uzul!

Au revoir, from the Liddul humie! <3

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/26/2005 20:59:53 >
AQ  Post #: 2
6/26/2005 20:43:00   
Hero of Winds
Member

It is teh one who ish the Ork! o_O.
Yub! Dat's me!

First of all? Why Orcs? Most (but not all) of their kind fit the stereotype of being big, stupid lugs who are so rowdy that they need a really strong leader to even make them pay attention.
Read into them more. Pick up a copy of Bodyguard of Lightning and then tell me that. You just need to see it from another perspective, otherwise you'll always see them as the mindless killer.

Pizza, burgers, or nachos?
Pizza.

Which do Orcs generally like better: Big clubs, big swords or big axes? How about your personal preference?
Orcs generally like large weapons that maximize on damage because their strength allows them to weild them more easily than a human would. Tharg weilds a two-handed sword, if that tells you anything. :D

Have you considered becoming an Uruk-Hai?
...eh, its a race, not a social club. 'Sides, its why Tharg doesn't live in Middle-Earth. Otherwise he wouldn't have reached his 32nd birthday as he would have died by some inept warrior. =/

It's the Amazing Burninating Axeinator! It slices! It dices! It makes mincement out of your enemies! Order now for only three easy payments of $99.95! *presents Thard a +1 flaming battleaxe* Would you like to buy it?
*unsheathes his Orc Brotha, a two-handed sword that emits green flames and then glares at the elf that tried to offer him a silly axe*
*whips out really shiny sword that smites evil and looks smugly at the orc*

Do you like pen and paper RPGs?
Played them since I was about 11. I would love to play D&D, but nobody to play with now.

Favorite gaming genre? Does it happen to be Real Time Strategy?
RPGs. Quite contrary to what you may believe, I have barely played Warcraft.

Which race's tuchas is more fun to kick: Human, Drakel, Dwarf or Elf?
Elf.

Ugh.
Whi greet me at end, globuurz albai? Har!

Which Lord of the Rings character would you want to massacre and why?
Legolas, who else?

Can I huggle you? An Orc of your disposition surely wouldn't mind one?
Oki! *gives the elf a sweaty, bonecrushing, orcish huggle*

*kokirisnuggles teh Orcish one byebye, then goes to take a bath*





< Message edited by Hero of Winds -- 6/27/2005 10:06:20 >
AQ  Post #: 3
6/26/2005 20:50:14   
lilJunior7



Hea Tharg, anm Ie specing Orchisgh languege? :D

Eif doh, tie tou anhser dees twu queastan

Wi Tharg Bloodaxe, ha dee'd uo chame dup weit eit?

Ha dee;d uo leearn blhack languege(Orch Languege)

Hehe I tried to speack orc, sorry if you cant understand it. Just having fun.^^

Well Byeas!

Lat blahin funee, but nub orc. Globuurz humie.

Well since you cant read it or so...

Why Tharg Bloodaxe, how did you come up with it?

How did you learn Black language?

There I fix it for you. :D

What was you favorite thing that had to involve with Orcs alot or so...

Just curious, are orc dumb or smart?

How did you come across AQ?

Well... thats all I can think of, see you around!


< Message edited by lilJunior7 -- 6/26/2005 21:33:02 >
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6/26/2005 21:00:35   
tyty_pretzel
Banned


What is the current Orcish population?
You'd best not know. *toothy grin*

just wondering. :D

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/26/2005 21:19:10 >
AQ  Post #: 5
6/26/2005 21:24:11   
Suikoman444
Member

Heh, have you ever heard of me?
I think I've seen you around...

What's yur favorite color?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Coronet

Oh! Dumb question! What's your favourite colour? ^-^;
Uzul!




what's your favorite food?
Italian food!

and what's your favorite game?
Really bad question to ask me... my current favorite is Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne though, for its uniqueness and the great storyline all SMT titles have, which are foreshadowed by bigger mainstream games like Final Fantasy.

*hides*
If Tharg really wanted to, he'd sniff you out. :D

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/26/2005 21:36:36 >
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6/26/2005 21:27:38   
tyty_pretzel
Banned


Well while looking over your language,that the orcish speak, I saw the pronunciation.Is it hard?
If you take just a bit of time to look at it, it really isn't that hard to grasp the basics. Like I mentioned before, part of it is just phoenetic English. So, its easy in 'dat lat kan fe.gur it owt'.

How did you become an AK?
I think part of it had to do with pestering the staff with many PMs in reporting threads and giving the link in which they can do something about it, instead of posting on the thread itself that only contributes to the spam. I primarily ran them to Reens, who surprised me in saying I was about the only person who bothered to do it in that manner. Later on, Falerin wished for me to watch over the Legends & Lore forum, which needed much attention as it has been neglected for so long and I accepted the possition.

What most members don't recognize however, is that in essence anyone can be like an AK by merely telling another who has the power that can do something about it. We're merely members ourselves, with a special title that means nothing else than what we're able to do.


< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/26/2005 22:09:54 >
AQ  Post #: 7
6/26/2005 22:09:47   
Demineko
Member

Oi, Tharg! Random Fuzzy Thing Demineko here to ask a few pressing questions

What is your current goal for you life? What do you want to do/be?
Right now, I'm currently unemployed and want to get back in college to major in Computer Science. My life is currently on hold. =/

What is the general Orcish opinion on the presence warm living fuzzy cute things?
Cuteness or not; if its edible, cook it.

Who do you admire most on these forums, and why?
Hmm. Reens for being the first person to respond to my PMs when I was a newbie here and Coronet for the sheer amount of quantity and quality of posts she manages to push out each day on this board and a good deal of them being helpful. And oh! Kazgroth for being the first to take the effort in learning the Orcish language on this board. :D

If you had access to a single wish, and could use it for whatever you wanted, what would you wish for?
For an event similar to the premise of Shadowrun to happen on the Earth. *toothy grin*

I have heard various rumors involving the uses of Orcish tusks, and must ask: Can they actually be used as bottle openers?
Sure.

Pirates or Ninjas?
...

And finally: What does the dancing of Orcs look like?
Perhaps this would help? The first one is just a pic I found a long time ago.

http://e.domaindlx.com/tharg/Other/orccyddr.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/9979/orcchr.htm



Thankie! *Scampers back off to World Building*

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/27/2005 2:49:02 >
AQ  Post #: 8
6/26/2005 22:56:32   
The Almighty Striker
Member

*helmet walks in. Helmet is adjusted by hand. beard under helmet shakes as helmet talks*

Oi then! Time to ask ye, orcish arch-one, a few o' the bearded folks' questions.
Ask.

Enlighten me, what be a smelly orc's general war party be consistin' of? I know goblins, but orcs be somethin' else.
You aren't the best smellin' guy either. You reek of mold and turnips. To answer your question, perhaps you should wait for me to finish up in making Gruumek.

Do the orcs be havin' anythin' over the Hobgoblin over thar in the corner?*points*
*glances over at the hobgoblin sitting down in the corner, only to see him fall limply onto the ground from his stool, with a dagger protroding from his back* ...no hobgoblin treachery?

What o' the trolls?
Stupid, but sturdy. And a renewable food source.

Ye e'er read any Forgotten Realms lore? It be where most o' me knowledge o' yer kind be from.
Actually, I barely have read any of the books. But I think I'm going to steer clear of anything involving Drizz't as I not a fanboy of his. :p

Do orcs grow beards?
Of course they can. If you know Forgotten Realms well, shouldn't you at least know of King Obauld Many Arrows?

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/FR_ART/People/ObouldManyArrows.jpg

Ah yes, thank ye. 'As it been tha' long since I read The Thousand Orcs, The Lone Drow, or The Two Swords?

Ye know, I'd give ye the dwarven farewell, but it involves wishing the recipient the honour o' stuffin' their fist down an Orc's throat, an' ye'd kill me fer that. So....
Me gruk. *nods with a toothily grin*

Good day to ye,
The Almighty Striker (NOT a dwarf<.<>.>)
Gug'ye, Striker. Jus' one more fing...

quote:

ORIGINAL: The Almighty Striker
Now I, the psychotic dwarf with the devilish plot to murder Galanoth and has a sercet service of Penguins, asks you questions. Includin' me newest question!


Har! How about we take an orcish spin to your farewell by shoving my paw down yer stuntie throat?

< Message edited by The Almighty Striker -- 6/28/2005 10:33:08 >
AQ  Post #: 9
6/27/2005 16:07:22   
MADemocrat
Member

Yarr!
Throm'ka, humie.

How is life, my orcish friend?
Gud.
Gud.

Favorite sport?
Kick da Fuudling!

Favorite video game of all time?
*scratches head in thought* (Seriously, I can't think of *one*, but I did answer this above)

Favorite band?
Hmm. Me nub gruk... meebe dat singin' olog.
http://www.koboldin.de/demhibbies.swf/

Bye, Tharg!
Gug'ye.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/28/2005 0:11:00 >
Post #: 10
6/27/2005 18:40:42   
general greivous
Member

HUZZAH!
HOOWAH!

standart question

whats your favorit zard?
Dey all bubhosh tu throqu wif greeyurt!

if i write in lord of the rings orcish, would you getit?
"Durub ob da Nazgu"

does orc>trolls totaly?
Yub.

haveyou ever seen my?
Yub.

whats the meaning to live?
Futh'dub. *toothy grin*

if a frogzilla start poking a oompalompa and the oompalompa throws the frogzilla in a tube full of chocolat, how much wood does a unlawden swallow hog if a groundhog could chuk wood?
I'm not even going to think of something witty to say on that one.

adeus, thats all


< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/28/2005 0:15:53 >
AQ  Post #: 11
6/27/2005 21:36:00   
Strong Bad
Member

Huzzah, for my Orc friend! Meh, I'm bored, why not?
Ug der arg hoowah!

So...Do you have a favorite Item in AQ? If so, what is it?
Meh... maybe SoulCarver. Or perhaps Crescent Blade if it were truly crafted by werewolves. :p

Why does your breath smell so bad? Ahh! Don't Eat me!
It must be the stuntie roast I cooked earlier.

Can I have a snuggle? *snuggles Tharg*
*snuggles strongbad*

Ever seen me around the forums before?
Yeah... I have. I notice anyone usually that posts significantly on the board. Knowing a person is another matter altogether.

What are your opinions on the Dancing Banana issue?
So vile, that can't be defeated as they're inedible to even an orc's iron stomach. They're the evil other races must band together to destroy once and for all!

What Video Game Consoles do you have?
Atari 2600, NES, SNES, N64, GBA, Genesis, PS, PS2.

What are you most looking forward to in AQ?
The corrections of game mechanics (that I feel that will never see the light of day)

Ever had Dentyne Tango? It tastes yummy!
Nub.

Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.

Have a favorite food?


What's a BarkhMauz?
Orcish translation for ArchKnights (or Warriors, to be literal)

Favorite Monster?
Hmm... the Chimera pops in mind.

Where were you on August 23rd, 2001?!?!
That would be four years ago, making me 17 years old and enjoying the Summer vacation after being a Junior. That was also the same summer vacation I spent the majority of it being obsessed with playing TTX, a site that allowed others to play an online version to the card minigame of FF8, Triple Triad, with others.

What were you doing there on such a warm day?!?!?!
I'm an indoor guy. Though, I'm hoping to change that soon. :p

Have you seen Batman Begins? If so, what did you think of it?
Nub.

Are you going to go see the Fantastic 4 movie?
I plan to on July 8th.

What is your Favorite movie of all time?
I'm bad at naming favorites... =/

Favorite TV Series?


Do you like my signature?
It's alright. Goes with your name obviously, but the quality of it is mediocre.

Muahahha! No one has used an Emote to leave except for *hides* and that doesn't make them leave! Bwahahaa.
And? *toothy grin*

Farewell, my Orcish friend! *teleports to Strategy forum*
You never emoted that you stopped snuggling me. *squeezes strongbad tighter as they both warp together into the Strategy forum*



< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/28/2005 0:39:22 >
Post #: 12
6/27/2005 22:39:54   
jimbo_99987
Member

Zup!
Ug!

First off... Can you burn into my arm, Tharg waz here? *Arklen Killer and Noah-B has*
You want to be part of us, eh? Very well, humie. *burns a symbol of two axes interlocking each other with 'Bloodaxe' beneath it on jimbo's left arm*

Do you like bieng what you are in teh real world?
Kind of. I feel good about myself that I'm open-minded, kind, and loyal to those I know well. But I believe I'm also a bit too naive and introverted as well, which I hope to change about myself in time.

How about in teh Battlon World?
*shrug*

Do you like meh title?
Cute.

Do you like meh art *read siggy*?
Not really. I can tell that while they've been done in Paint, they don't look so hot and I think you could do better if you placed more effort into what you draw. Keep praticing, but I don't think Paint is best medium to work with unless you want to turn it into a style like Smashy has.

Do you.... Uh... Do you?
...?

Biaza!
Gug'ye.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/28/2005 0:53:04 >


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AQ  Post #: 13
6/27/2005 22:52:06   
~Lion Eagle~
Member

Greetings, Orcish friend. How fare thee?
Throm'ka, humie.

Dost thou find favor with my signature?
Eh... itz narfik. Kud be bubhoshier.

Thy name is a well-made one. Dost thou like mine?
Wud dat mayk lat gud arg throquurz? *saliva begins to drip from mouth*

Thy chosen shade of green is one of my favorites.
Gud.

I shalt now show thou a great amout of my poetry.


Dreaming of Death by ~Lion Eagle~
She walked the path the lonely walk
She watched her dreams all fail
She went alone, never wanting to talk
It's just the start of her tale
Every night she returns to her lair
Tears streaming from her eyes
Her life is a true nightmare
But noone listen to her cries
Every day she repeats her prayers
She wanders her dream world day after day
But nobody's there, and nobody cares
Yes, she is fading away
It's a very bold decision
In a dull,dark world so drab
She takes aim with precision
And quickly makes the stab
She's dreaming that she sings
Soaring through the sky
How'd she get her beautiful wings?
She only had to die...
So thus ends her miserable life
Death and body not seen
They only found the bloody knife
The day she turned thirteen

I Am The Outcast by ~Lion Eagle~
I am the outcast.
Cast away, left to die
Never first, always last
But I never wonder why
I am the hated one
But I don't see anyone care
I believe that my life is done
For I do not have a prayer
I am the one always blamed
A shadow of what I used to be
Never loved, always shamed
For reasons I don't want to see
I am the dragon, hiding in a shell
My life fleeing this realm fast
I hate life for causes I won't tell
For I am the outcast.

Complete Despair by ~Lion Eagle~
You never see her cry
Because her last tear is free
You'll never see her dreams die
Because they are dead already
She hates this life
But don't ask her why
All she wants is a knife
So she can tell this life goodbye
They break her broken soul apart
But she tells herself every day
It's to equal the torment in my heart
But she believes the lie she says
She can think back to a time
When she didn't see my destined doom
When she thought her life was sublime
Oh, but it merely deepens her gloom
Her knife - the doors to paradise
Shining with its glory
The stab became a graceful slice
And thus ended her story
She shed her last fear
When Death's Door yawned wide
For her, not a sob will be cried
And no one will weep a tear
They're glad because she's no longer here
She was lost to suicide.

Haunted by ~Lion Eagle~
You were all I lived for
And now you're gone
The pain...once a cry, now a roar
I thought you were silent, but I'm wrong
You came back to haunt my dreams
Why are you back, why don't you leave
I can no longer bear my own silent screams
Leave me alone so I may grieve
You watch me out of my line of sight
But you abandon me in the day
Then return to torment me in the night
I wish you would peacefully fade away
I thought you had died
But no, you had to come back
All these years I only cried
But it's you I forever lack
You drive me insane
Drifting around in my head
Ah, I am who you've slain
For I lie among the dead

I surely enjoy the convenience of the tab-browser. Dost thou?
Me nub gruk.

Dost thou think that my Middle English is satisfactory to thee?
Dis Middul Humie lat blah iz funee.

I beg of thee, please do not answer mine inquiries with thy Orcish tongue. I must admit that even though I am bilingual, thy language is not one that I am familiar with.
Har!

What music pleases thine ears? I find that I enjoy Rock, Metal and Hard Rock, 80's Hard Rock , Country Western, and Goth Metal also might interest me, but I have not yet had the chance to listen to it.
Gazog dancin' musik!

Farewell, good luck in thy answering of questions. I fear that mine brother is up to no good.
Gug'ye, funee blahin humie!

P.S. Good luck reading all that poetry o.O Gah ha, I hope my brother doesn't know any Middle English. Or is it Old English?

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/28/2005 1:02:00 >


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I don't break rules. I just bend them. A lot.
AQ  Post #: 14
6/28/2005 1:52:16   
ztrauq
Member

Good Day, Mr. BloodAxe...
Ug der, ztrauq.

Things I would ask... I just glanced through the previous, so feel free to skip anything redundant.
Me gruk.

We've heard your weapon of choice in AQ. What's your weapon of choice in the real world?
Hmm... my caustic wit? ;)

Assuming you answered the last question with something snarky like "my causitc wit," what kind of physical weapon would be your first choice in the real world?
Seriously, I already answered this question with Coronet's. I would favor swords as a melee weapon, but learning how to use a gun would also still be needed.

What do you think is the most immersive way to conceptualize a virtual world online?
Freedom to do what you want without the usage of rules or systems that would otherwise hinder reality. For instance, PvP should exist anyplace as conflict should be possible to exist anywhere we go, while equipment should naturally degrade from exposure to the elements and usage.

What 3 things do you think could be done to re-engage anyone feeling "burned out" on AQ?
1. Revamp the Game Mechanics - The balance of which the stats currently stand; taking actual measures towards the power rift between warrior, ranger, and mage; the killing of hp scaling; the creation of templates towards monsters, weapons, armor, and spells for overall equality; the addition of creating monsters similar to a player's stats to where more versatility can made in the creation of monsters while fixing the type each are instead of by name. Doing so may cause initial displeasure, but its only the normal powergamers that would whine. Why should this part of the gaming community ruin it for everyone else? Sure, version 30 was great in having a visual facelift, but what about what matters most in a game? The proverbial 'graphics monger' gaming group should be satisified, but the people who are after substance are still hungry.

2. Develop Storyline - Storyline is near completely non-existant, and with what little poor Falerin writes himself seems to be among the only official works that pertain to the world of LORE. By developing storyline, one could see much more than just a hack and slash fest or wars that simply are 'kill x monster'. Subtlety could be added to quests, more dialogue, and we all know things like the ability to drag items or click secret areas is possible within this flash game? Why not go more into placing that into use?

3. More Interactivity - This goes both between the board and the game itself. For the board, I'm sure the staff are busy enough as it is with AQ, but I think the staff as a whole should spend more time in interacting with the community. I've only seen Capt. Rhubarb make any attempts towards this, and I do admire that. As for AQ, there should be attempts in which the player doesn't feel like their character is on a separate parallel dimension that is set apart from every other adventurer on LORE. While PvP can't be option, there has to be alternative ways for characters to meet each and shatter the barrier. Games become more fun when you can actively play alongside another in any online game, and that alone would get rid of the burn out factor without the previous two points as it is a crucial factor. I was very dissapointed when the War of the Fangs didn't have the ability to have two separate war meters be ran simultanously to create some friendly competition amongst the players.


Headphones/Speakers of choice?
I like both... depending.

What character race do you most despise in standard RPGs?
Elves.

What character race do you think is the most overhyped?
Again, Elves. All you need to do is look in my Misunderstood Orc thread and it'll explain why.

If you encountered a life-size dancing banana icon in a dark alley, what would you do?
The best saying for them are, "Ignore it, or kill it. Anything else would honor it."

Metric or Traditional?
I'm too used to using Traditional.

Have you, at any time in your life, simultaneously owned more than one lava lamp?
Nub.

Mac or PC?
Always owned a PC.

QWERTY or DVORAK?
QWERTY. A DVORAK keyboard looks... weird.

Favorite constellation?
Hmm... Draco.

Spork or Foon?
I'm used to calling them Sporks.

Favorite dish with noodles in it?
Five cheese penne pasta. :D

Do you ever underestimate the tech?
*shrug*

What quote best summarizes your philosophy on life?
I'll have to think about those two...

What type of modern architectural material best summarizes your philosophy on life?


If you had to choose an area of Lore to be irrevocably wiped off the map, which section would you choose?
The entire mountain range within LORE's map. If that many maleviolent dragons live on a single mountain to create an event out of it, it'd be best to simply wipe it all out at once. It would take an eon to have dragons have clusters of thousands on a single mountain, and unrealistic when you think about how territoral they are. ;)

If you had to pick the 3 most time-wasting monsters in Lore, what would they be?
Xyfrag, Slatwobb, and pick any generic vamp or lycan that is lvl 50 and gives the same amount of xp as a lvl 3 monster would.

Do long and somewhat banal lists of questions like these slowly begin to wear down your psyche and sanity?
Only if they were stupid questions.

Would you like me to ask you anything else? I can go on for as long as you want :)
Go ahead. I don't mind.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/28/2005 3:08:28 >


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AQ  Post #: 15
6/28/2005 12:50:59   
Falerin
Legendary Loremaster


Throm'ka.
Throm'ka, durub ob da scrollz.

Lat Gor-tala? fraatûrz?
Me nub gruk wif 'gor-tala', naan me du gimb arg klomp spam! Me nub fraatuurz now.

Shud me scriblin ma ghashanuz?
Yub. Lat shud... me lyk lab scribbulz! Culak bubhosh orc shaman. *toothy grin*

Me nub tum shra ghakut.
Me tu. Sum humies paashnar kul kaanuga.

Gug'ye
Gug'ye!

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/28/2005 13:23:41 >
Post #: 16
6/28/2005 15:43:23   
Swallowtail
Creative!


*peeks around corner and walks in* hello ^_^ *small wave* i like to get to know people i might perchance run in to on the forums, especially the legends in lore section. its my favy! whats yours?
Ug der. I would probably say the World Building forum at the moment, as its where I have been spending the most amount of time the past couple of weeks and the channel that accompanies it.

I won't pretend I can speak orcish, but can you speak any other humie languages besides english?
I know very little Italian and Japanese.


do you read any of the stories on this section? or do you just kind of patrol around for any innapropriateness?
While I mostly monitor the forum, I do also read a couple stories from time to time. I'll probably read 'Return to Rafio' next when I get the chance to shortly though as it looks interesting when I glanced at it.


Do orcs have pets? and what kinds?
Of course, and depends on the culture. Wolves, boars, squigs, or even goblins (slave pets) are a few of the ones on the top of my head.


if you had to chose between a million gold pieces and getting back at someone you hurt you, what would you chose? (wow... that was random.. ;P)
Tharg's a clever orc. He would take the million gold, and hire someone not related to him to retaliate while furfilling the stipulation that he gotten the million gold by not hurting the person in question himself. ;)


spoon, fork, or spork? or hands?
Hands! Sporks and two-handed steak knives for special occations.


can i have a hug? :3
*Orcishly hugs Swallowtail*


what's your favorite smilie? mines ^_^ or possibly :3 (kitty face!)
^\_/^ or

sorry my questions are so random... i just wasnt sure what to ask.
The point of this thread is to ask me anything... wheter its serious, silly, or outright bizarre. Feel free to ask anymore questions if you want later. Gug'ye.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 0:41:15 >
AQ  Post #: 17
6/28/2005 18:46:27   
ShadowSting
Member

All your base are belong to us!
Nub! Uk lub uzg are tabz tu me! Har har har...

Pro or anti banana?
Read the past two questions above that involve bananas on this thread. ;)

Kweh?
*licks lips* Shadowsting, I never knew you had... a chocobo heritage.

Starcraft or Warcraft?
Barely played either, but I'll say Warcraft.

kafdslj;flkjasd;ljkgehghh h jfukakghhghh hgjh hehuhjhglk?
Har! Lat sillee humie. Lurn sum orc fur reel.

Why did I ask ^that^?
Cause you know I use the Orcish language and typed random letters in saying its a completely different language you developed yourself? ;)

Goodbyeth?
Gug'ye, birdee albai me'll throqu suun... *toothy grin*

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 0:51:47 >
AQ  Post #: 18
6/28/2005 21:43:08   
magic war
Member

fave food?
Read above.

fave game?

fave body part to remove? (ear for me ^_^)
Castration sounds good about now... *evil grin*

Least favorite undead beast?
Dracolich Rider, Undead Dragon. Encountering it each time reminds me how much monster classes need to be fixed.

Least favorite dragon type?
War Dragon. Way underrewarded compared to the other elite elemental dragons.

^_^ g'day then.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 0:56:11 >
Post #: 19
6/28/2005 23:52:26   
Iceblast2
Member

Greetings Orc friend! I can't speak orcish as my phsychiatrist(<Does anybody in the world know how to spell that?) forbids it as it may loosen my remaining grip on sanity...



Being an orc, do you have a toothbrush? I have wondered seeing the teeth on Shrek (I know he's an ogre) and Lord of the Rings.
Hmm. Toothbrushes that we know today weren't invented until 1938 that were made of nylon bristles. However, crude thin twigs were used as 'chew sticks' as far back as 3000 BC, and in China from 1498 into modern times the coarse, stiff hairs from the back of a boar were used as bristles for toothbrushes. I suppose in more sophisticated orcish cultures, they would have toothbrushes as orcs do share an affinity for boars and wolves... and their teeth are one of their prominent features to them. As for Tharg, he bathes himself about once a week or so. ;)


Are orcs and ogres related in any way?
Unlike goblins, where they sometimes are racial cousins... the ogre is rarely ever related to the orc. They are two separate races, but as orcs have very adaptible DNA (and so do ogres), there are crossbreeds between the two known to exist that aren't too uncommon.


Have you had any custom titles before "Orcish Archknight of the Scrolls"? If so, which was your favourite?
'Da Orc Frum Korche', which I requested after Reens asked if I wanted a custom title before I was made an AK. Falerin gave me the one I have now.


Before becoming the Archknight here, had you ever visited the Legends & Lore story section?
Very little. I think I started showing activity here from the moment I learned of Falerin's existance and posted his Meet the LoreMaster thread here and then moved the Misunderstood Orc thread into this forum which shown much activity for quite awhile. Admittedly, I haven't read too many stories though... but I have been preoccupied with other things lately. Hopefully that'll change so I'll be able to give some criticism ontop of just monitoring the threads here for spam and unneccessary posts in the Story Writing forum.


Pie or Elf Meat?
Orcs like spicy over sweet, so I think you know the answer to that. ;)

Last question (your gonna hate me now) Have you ever seen me before?
Har! Of course. I saw you all over the place in posts within the Story Writing threads. *glares*

Byesa! (I like to incorporate "-sa" onto the end of many words)
Later, Iceblast.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 1:14:03 >
Post #: 20
6/29/2005 0:37:53   
Prinny
Member

hi
Ug.

do you understand my name?
Nub.

few people do for some reason.

Heres a true story. I have 3 of them i'll probably post the other two later.

I can't give names so this person will be called A.
About a year ago it was A's fathers birthday. His fathers friend bought him a bow. Inside the box was what appeared to be a smokebomb so A took it. He had it for a month and forgot about it. His friend found it and they decided to light it. They were going to throw it on the roof to make it look like the house was on fire but then somebody might call 911. A set it off in the street. As soon as he lit it he knew. He ran into his neighbors yard and grabbed a metal tub. He jammed it over the "smokebomb" and ran. He told me it sounded like a house exploded. It was a stick of dynamite. When him and his friend came out of hiding, they saw their neighbor pulling a jagged piece of the tub out of the side of his house. A said there were so many people there it looked like a parade. the funny thing is no police ever showed up.

That's interesting and all, but why are you mentioning this here?

ever play final fantasy7?
Of course. I've been playing RPGs since I was 7 years old and tried Dragon Warrior on the NES.

If yes, do you know the movie is coming out in september?
Yub. I'm not really looking foreward to watching it, but I may go see it at the theater. I am NOT a Sephiroth or Cloud fanboy.

I bet you have no idea where my signature is from do you? nobody will ever know.
*scratches head* Nub.

well thats it for now...
Oki, humie.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 1:31:45 >
AQ DF MQ  Post #: 21
6/29/2005 1:47:39   
Elnaith
Member

Ug Tharg.
Ug der, Elneth.

How are you doing?
Me gud.

Do you play Magic:The Gathering?
Yub. I've played since early March '95 when I was about 11 years old, when Fallen Empires was the most recent set, Revised was just about to go out of print, and Ice Age and 4th Edition were just on the horizon. I taught many people within the area around where I live, and won a local tourney or two. I played off and on until Mirrodin came out, in which I stopped buying cards completely. My collection is just too large, and don't want to spend anymore money on the game. The most valuable card of mine is a Timetwister from Unlimited.

So.. you hate elves?
For the most part, yes. :D

Do you use much batteries?
Not really.

Do you like.. Chocolate fudge Ice cream?
Sure.

Vanilla Ice cream?
Yub.

Strawberry?
Nub.

Music? If yes, what kind of?
CDs taste funny.

Do you use alot of Toothpaste?
I have bigger teeth.

Do you RP on this boards? (WB boards not included)?
Still haven't bothered yet. Maybe someday though.

Ever played Thief?
Nub.

Do you like swords?
Yub. *unsheathes Orc Brotha again happily*

MEh.. I probably come with more.. but now now.. Goodbye!
Gug'ye, humie magi wif funee name!

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 2:03:36 >
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6/29/2005 1:55:46   
Zinsho_Lexagen
Member

-Cracks knuckles and grins-
*also cracks his knuckles eagerly*

Ug there Tharge Thing...
Ug der.

Remember Aries: Tharg's thing?
Of course. But call me Thargy again and you'll experiance much things similar.

Sword-chucks?
Nah. Tharg's actually more intelligent than Fighter to where he would realize the certain flaw in the weapon's design.

You like kiwis?
Never tried them.

Do I like kiwis?
Maybe.

Is there a right answer to a question?
Yub.

Is there a left answer?
With three right ones.

Am I tired?
We could test that, seeker of vanilla.

Are you?
Nub.

Am I crazier than thou?
Don't know you well enough to know for certain.

Is Sir Thou the silly person in FF6?
Only on weekends.

Have you played FF6?
Yub.

Should I keep going?
*puts orcish cursor on 'Yub' in the dialog box*

I haven't read the previous questions yet, so any repetitions are totally on purpose right?
It depends. Do you have ESPN?

Wrong?
*shrugs*

I'm not a humie... trust me...
Lat luuk lyk ash...

Or don't it's your choice
*continues to sniff 'non-humie'*

Isn't it?
*bites into Zinsho's arm*

Do I ramble more than right?
(he tastes like Humie...)

More than left?
Yub, yub... whatever. *takes another bite into Zinsho, testing his responsiveness through the predestined dialogue boxes*

more than wrong?
Yub! *goes to get a keg of groog while holding Zinsho stuck in limbo*

Ok, I should probably stop now, shouldn't I
Ub tu lat. *begins to rub salt and pepper in the exposed areas of Zinsho*

Too bad not stopping yet
Oki. *lifts Zinsho into an oven preset to 450°*

More comments and questions to come, right?
Mebbe.

Right here, this should be another one?
Ub tu lat. *gets a chair while continuous glancing at the dialogue box*

How crazy am I?
Sumwat.

When will the insanity stop?
Wen dis klok dingz.

Do you think a crazy person should be a psychologist?
Sure.

Should they see one?
As the saying goes on a certain M:TG card, "Genius and insanity are measured only by degrees of success."

Should they see themselves as patient and shrink?
*notices Zinsho getting nice and brown* Dey kan't grow?

Would I be a good psychologist?
Me'd blah... gud throqu'n!

Enough nonsense for tonight, answer and I'll be back someday... maybe... or maybe not, we'll find out later.
Dinna almost reddi!

Toodles
*ding*

ttfn and all that stuff, so g'bye.
Gug'ye! *goes to get the fixins*

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 2:36:36 >
Post #: 23
6/29/2005 2:43:38   
Blue Dragon Star
Member

I am the Darkness elemental lord
Lat are?

so who am I <.<?
Sum sillee humie dat lykz burzum.

darkness or light?
Burzum.

what it is?
Bubhosh!

what it will be?
*shrug*

You didn't pick light right?
Yub.

join my club?
Nub.

rule under me?
How about you rule under me, humie.

DID YOU KNOW life=death?
Nub.

like my sig?
Nub.

favorite smilely ?
Orcish smiley is superior to evil humie king smiley.

can I twist your answers to my own evil intent?
Do so, and I will twist you in ways best left unsaid for now. *evil grin*

Why do I never say good bye?
Gug'ye.

< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 3:15:29 >


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AQ  Post #: 24
6/29/2005 9:29:07   
Drakonik
Member

Mind splitting some of that Zinsho with me? They're great in-season. Out of season, they're a pain to find.
Sure. There's plenty here. *gives Drak an entire thigh*

Who is the real-life Tharg?
A humie named Mike. As its a common enough name, I would still prefer to be called Tharg.

Why did you answer my previous question sarcastically? (Note: This is a pre-emptive question. I learned thatt from our president. :D)
*shrug*

Why are orcs green?
They just are... but not all orcs are green, as they can be gray, green, and black/green. Very rarely they can be yellow as well. While this isn't true in other games, their skin pigment is explained for the Warhammer 40k Orcs as their DNA is spliced with algae.

Why aren't humies green?
Because they aren't great. :D

Why do I ask questions that have no good answer?
I think its because of all the past convos I had with you.

HOw about I shut up now?
Up to you. Feel free to post again later. Gug'ye 'til then.

Wait. Algae? Hmmm....Orcs don't seem very vegetable-like to me. I don't savor the thought of steamed Tharg.
Much like Tharg has lived to his 32rd birthday because he isn't a Middle-Earth Orc, he doesn't have a partial genetic structure of algae by not being a Warhammer 40k Orc.

The Orcs from that universe were genetically created by an ancient extinct race that were meant to be as servants. When these ancients died out, the Orc race still somehow lived due to the fact they were made to be survivors. The Orcs of that game also reproduce from the spores they emit the same way a human leaves behind dried skin, in which they live their first phase of life underneath the ground 'growing' in a hiberation-like state and are 'born' as fully grown adults with instinctual knowledge of warfare, basic technology, and other things. Those same orcs actually never 'die' of old age and continue to grow throughout their life until they do so in combat... to where Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka is an Orc the size of an Orcish Dreadnaught (which is about the size of a small building). They have quite a few systems under their control, even if they do fight amongst each other constantly.


< Message edited by Tharg Bloodaxe -- 6/29/2005 10:06:32 >
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