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ChrisTheVicious -> University Test (3/2/2008 12:52:27)
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University Test
Location: Soluna City -> Admina -> Retake Exam / Exam!? or Goto University (First time only)
Objective: Congratulations - You passed the test and made history with a record breaking score!
Requirements: None
Release Date: -
Enemies:
University Test
Hot Dog
Jimmy the Eye-Pod
NPCs:
Admina
Denara
Kurtz
Benjamin
Judy
Joey
Starbuck
Nurse Helia
Dialogue:
Admina: You are just joking, right? The Mecha Pilot Exam required to get into GEARS University. That is the whole reason you are here!
Denara: Running late? Listen up. You're going to have to do better if you want to survive the academy. Report to your entrance exam immediately!
Denara: Okay <Character>, report to Starbuck for your exam!
Background comedy of a hurt student who took the exam
Kurtz: oooooh... the horror...
Benjamin: Don't worry Kurtz! You're going to be fine! Nurse Helia said to stay off your foot until your body accepts the new one..
Judy: That test was completely unfair! Did you see that thing move? It was completely unstoppable!
Benjamin: Yeah! I can't believe they expect anyone to beat that thing! It was hideous! Kurtz was one of the lucky ones!
Judy: Yeah I heard that some students are undergoing 100% reconstructive surgical procedures.
Kurtz: Make it stop... oooooh...
Joey: Impossible!!! Aaaaaaagh! These people are insane! I'm outta here!
Joey screamed and run across the room
Denara: What are you waiting for!? Report for your funeral... I mean... Exam!
Starbuck: Welcome, <Character>, I'm Starbuck, Prof. Denara's TA. This is my last year at GEARS. I took the same test when I first came here long ago...
Starbuck: I don't mean to brag, but I set the record score for this test. That was 4 years ago and no one has even come close...
Starbuck: So, let's get started! Get into your mech and prepare to fight the assessment drone! Good luck, buddy!
After you defeated the first enemy:
Starbuck: Congratulations, that was very impressive, <Character>! Let me see according to the assessment info, your score is...
Starbuck: OMG! This is impossible.. there's no way you could score that high. There must be an error in the data...
Starbuck: Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message from Dean Warlic...
Starbuck: Are you sure, sir? There is no precedent for this... Well okay, I understand. Yes sir!
Starbuck: Well, <Character>, it looks like Warlic has something special in mind for your test. Prepare to fight some drones!
If you're defeated:
Nurse Helia: Wow, I can't believe that experimental procedure actually worked!
Nurse Helia: Oh! Hello <Character>. You're as good as new! Thanks to the power of Gastrovian smelling salts!
Nurse Helia: You're so lucky! The last guy that set a school record needed to have a brain graft afterwards! I think his name was Starbuck...
Nurse Helia: He was never the same after that and for some reason or another, Zombies never seem to want to bite him...
Nurse Helia: Anyway, everyone is very impressed! You broke the old record by a huge margin. Even Dean Warlic is impressed!
Nurse Helia: hrmmph... and nothing ever impresses that guy...
Nurse Helia: Oh, you're still here? You're all clear! Have fun at the University!
*Thanks to Hagen and Fragsrox for info!*
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