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Anoril -> I saw a Bird... (8/4/2008 9:25:37)

I saw a Bird...

An Old Campfire Song with my own additions


I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a loaf of bread.
Then I stroked, its fluffy head.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with some money.
Then I fed it, some golden honey.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with an Ice Cream Cone.
Then I hit it, with my mobile phone.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with some lace.
Then I punched it in, its little face.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a bowl of trifle.
Then I shot him down, with my air rifle.



Anoril -> RE: I saw a Bird... (8/4/2008 9:26:40)

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with herbs and waxes.
Then I asked it, to do my taxes.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with my sister Pat.
Then I fed it to, my ginger cat.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a can of Tizer
Then I pushed it in, my liquidizer.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a slice of cake.
Then I did him in, with a garden rake.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a Battleon poster
Then I shoved it in, my electric toaster.



Anoril -> RE: I saw a Bird... (8/4/2008 9:27:58)

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a slice of Ham.
Then I crushed it, into Spam.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with the republic of Sudan
Then I hit it with, my frying pan.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, by standing still.
Then on it I used, my Hydraulic Drill.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, using a pic of Birdy Heaven
Then I let loose with my AK-47.

I saw a G’rillaph’nt, with Yellow Teeth.
It tried to eat, my sword and sheath.
I fought it off, thinking just maybe.
That afterward, I’d be unable, to have a baby.



Anoril -> RE: I saw a Bird... (8/4/2008 9:28:59)

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, offering an eating binge.
Then I stuck it with, a syringe.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
It flew away, from an undead horde.
Only to find me, with a sword.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
Quietly, it sat and prayed.
But there was me, with my spade.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with sweets and snacks
Do I need to say it? I have an Axe.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
Although we had been having a feud.
I decided to be nice, so gave it some food.



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