#13 -> Blind Quest Super Special (2/15/2009 10:21:27)
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[image]http://i48.tinypic.com/5u349.jpg[/image][image]http://i48.tinypic.com/2hf1j09.jpg[/image] Blind Quest Super Special Location: Soluna City New Release Button Objective: Watch the 3009 Blind Quest Special! Featuring a Super Villain on a date with a Super Hero! Help Voltabolt on a date with Starstorm. Requirements: None Release Date: February 14, 2009 Enemies: Love God Smooth Talker Love Machine Seducamtron Incredible Hunk NPCs: Eddie Starstorm (Bachelorette) Voltabolt (Bachelor) Audience Dialogue: Eddie: Welcome to Blind Quest! Today we have a special show for you! Eddie: Tonight, our special guest is a stranger from a strangle land! Please welcome, Wilhelm Votabolt! Audience: Yay! Woohoo! Voltabolt! Voltabolt! Voltabolt! Audience: Volt...a..bolt? Hey isn't that... No... Iam thinking of Boltavolt... Eddie: Voltabolt is an evil... er... I mean, esteemed.. scientist and the holder of over 643 weapons patents! Eddie: We have revived hundreads of potential canditates and believe that we have found the perfect match for this brilliant genius! Eddie: She is a powerful being from a distant planet! Her IQ is unmeasurable and she holds too countless mecha patents! Eddie: Lets see if these two are indeed a match made in heaven! Are you ready? Ready to fall in love? Showtime! Bachelorette: Since Eddie talked me into this show with a year's supply of self-stealing stem bolts, I will play along... Bachelorette: Eligible Bachelor, how would you resolve phase shifting in a cross-dimensional teleportation buffer? Bachelor: This is an easy question! You simply adjust the angular frequency and then remodulate the constructor wave. Bachelorette: Impossible... You are correct! Hmmm... your voice sounds familiar. Have we met before? Bachelor: No! er... I mean Nein! Of course not! Iam from the.. um...Planet Garzon!.... in the... um Austrein System! Bachelorette: Hmmm... that is odd... I have never heard of that star system. Bachelor: Um, it's from a different dimension... How do you think I know so much about dimensional teleportation? Bachelorette: This is an... acceptable explanation... but your voice is still familiar... Alright, next question... Bachelorette: What is the only force that can disrupt the current in a galvanized flux circuit? Bachelor: Haha! I see you have a sense of humour! The answer is Gnomes, of course! ...a distant relative of Gremlins... Bachelorette: Haha... You are quite clever! Tell me, eligible bachelor, what is your dream date? Bachelor: My dream date is to build a theoretically impossible mecha design with an equally skilled scientist... Bachelor: ...and then use our creation to rule... ehem... I mean, bring peace to galaxy! Bachelorette: That is very ambitious dream... I, too, wish to bring peace to galaxy. Bachelorette: Your answers were well spoken. I will go on a date with you! Eddie: There you have it! Another beautiful couple brought together by Blind Quest! Now, stay tuned for their date! During the commercial break Voltabolt: <Character>! I have heard that you are a renowed scholar from GEARS University! Voltabolt: I could use your help... Are you an experienced poet? Select Yes or No. If "No" Voltabolt: No? Then I have no further use for you! Prepare to be destroyed! Fight any one of the enemy listed above! If "Yes" Voltabolt: Excellent! I will need your help to find the right words to say to her on her date. Meet me at the Star Captain's Club tonight! A few hours later... Voltabolt: Ok,<Character>, here's what I want to do... I need words... romantic words. Voltabolt: I want to impress StarStorm with beautiful poetry. I'd like to show her that there is no more to me than superior intellect! Voltabolt: So I will need to know your most romantic words! Let's begin! It is almost time for my date! Voltabolt: Alright! Let's get started! First I need some nice Nouns... Enter any 4 nouns there. A noun is a thing (example: table) Voltabolt: Beautiful! Now, I need some seductive Adjectives Enter any 4 Adjectives there. An Adjective describes a thing (example: large) Voltabolt: Wow! You are truely smooth! Now, please tell me some lovely Verbs! Enter any 4 Verb there. A Verb is an action (example: dance) Voltabolt: This is great! Your words are touching! Now, do you have any Adverbs to describe those verbs? Enter any 4 Adverbs there. An Adverb describes an action and usually ends in 'ly' (example: quickly) Voltabolt: Perfect! You are the most skilled poet I have ever met! Now-lastly, what are your favourite Colors? Enter any 4 Adjectives there. A color is the spectrum of light reflected or emitted by an object. Voltabolt: Wonderful! My poetry generation algorithm will take it from here! I've gotta go! I have a date with destiny! Thank You! Date time! Voltabolt: ...So then I crossed the emitter beam with the ionic pulsar, triggering a regenerative chain reaction in the matrix! Starstorm: Hahaha! That is the funniest solution to neutral integration failure that I have ever heard! Starstorm: I can just imagine the looks on their faces with the crossover effect shifted into overdrive! Voltabolt: Hahaha! Of course, they had no idea what was going on. No one ever understands me... Starstorm: I definitely relate to that! That is the curse of genius... No one can understand what you are talking about! Starstorm: But you understand me... That is very nice. Voltabolt: Starstorm, I have something I'd really like to tell you... Shows a random poem using your words. Either 1 or 2 happens... 1) Starstorm: ... ... ... That was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. Voltabolt: That was great! We have a second date! Forunately, I have your words... Unfortunately, I must dispose of you. Voltabolt: If she ever realized those were your words, she would fall for you instead! Prepare for your destruction! Fight any one of the enemy listed above! (OR) 2) Starstorm: You jerk! That was the rudest thing I have ever heard! I can't believe - I thought you were different! Voltabolt: Things were going so well... until I spoke your words! You saboteur! Prepare to be destroyed by one of my creations! Fight any one of the enemy listed above! Rewards Shop: None Thanks to Hagen and Z.234 for corrections, venturer90 for link.
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