Stephen Nix -> Spidermancer (1/1/2010 22:15:33)
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[image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/banners/Falconreach.png[/image] Spidermancer Location: Spidermancer, Arachnattack! (Quest) Quests given None Shops owned None Dialogue Spidermancer Spidermancer: The conquest of your surface town has proven too difficult for the Spider Queen's minions, so I have come to stop you. Spidermancer: In that order? Spidermancer: I'm asking if you want me to answer those three questions in that order. Spidermancer: FIRST: What do we want from you. We can see that there are many differences between our two people. Spidermancer: But those are just on the outside and it is what's INSIDE that really matters... and that is what we want, your delicious insides. Spidermancer: Well, yes. Don't you want to eat us? Spidermancer: Ok, forget that one then. SECOND: Why are we attacking you? It is YOU who attacked us first! Spidermancer: So then... do you deny dropping a large statue of a dragon, clutching an egg directly into our town square? Spidermancer: Is THAT what happened? That's kind of funny. Heh. HEH. HAHAHAHAHAH! Spidermancer: Yeah, it's all a big misunderstanding. Except that the egg turned out to be a very important dragon's egg. We're keeping it... Spidermancer: ...and we still want to eat you. Since you don't want to eat us that makes things a lot eaiser. Arachnattack! Spidermancer: What's this? A surfacedweller has managed to cut off my reinforcements? Spidermancer: ...In that order? Spidermancer: I'm asking if you want me to answer those three questions in that order. Spidermancer: FIRST: What do we want from you. We can see that there are many differences between our two people. Spidermancer: But those are just on the outside and it is what's INSIDE that really matters... and that is what we want, your delicious insides. Spidermancer: Well, yes. Don't you want to eat us? Spidermancer: Ok, forget that one then. SECOND: Why are we attacking you? It is YOU who attacked us first! Spidermancer: So then... do you deny dropping a large statue of a dragon, clutching an egg, directly into our town square? Spidermancer: It came down from above, and crushed the Queen's grand statue! There has been no greater indignity since Vaal's folly! Spidermancer: Is THAT what happened? That's kind of funny. Heh. HEH. HAHAHAHAHAH! Spidermancer: Yeah, it's all a big misunderstanding. Except that the egg turned out to be a very important dragon's egg. We're keeping it... Spidermancer: ...and we still want to eat you. Since you don't want to eat us, that makes things a lot easier. [image]https://github.com/DF-Pedia/DF-Pedia/raw/master/npcs/Spidermancer.png[/image] Thanks to DemonicDarkwraith for image and corrections. Stridoom for corrections.
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