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nateman -> The Plane Took us to Paris; A story about KITCHEN and how to escape it (7/27/2011 3:43:25)
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Well, most of my stories are either deleted or suck, so I'm posting a serious one.
WARNING: The following piece revolves around SEXISM and can be deemed offensive to some, but I do not intend to offend at all.
chapter 1: KITCHEN
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chapter 2: the actual chapter 1
Rosie woke up on a sunday morning feeling sad. It was a stormy day, and she had to GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
She slowly walked to the KITCHEN where she was to be. When she entered her dad was staring at her.
"Why didn't you sleep in the KITCHEN?"
"Because the KITCHEN floor is cold and uncomfortable!" she replied.
Rosie's dad slapped her.
"Make me a damn sandwich!" he yelled.
Rosie cried.
Rosie then quickly made her father a sandwich as he asked, or she would get more beatings. Once she gave it to him, he slapped her for leaving the KITCHEN again.
Once she went back, she sat down on the KITCHEN floor. She wanted to leave the KITCHEN and find a place accepting of her so bad, but she didn't think there was a place. She never left home, her father said outside was a wasteland full of savages who left the KITCHEN. She would surely die out there.
But she didn't care.
It was time to leave.
chapter 3: the real chapter 2
Rosie went to her father's room without him noticing. He had a gun that he threatened her with. She could use that to survive outside, and simply leave the house. She looked under his bed and found the gun.
Rosie quickly ran to the living room after loading and sucessfully cocking the gun. She threatened her father at gunpoint and told him to let her leave.
"GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN." he replied.
Rosie shot her father, killing him.
She didn't know how the handled the gun, but she wanted to know why.
Rosie began to recuperate after killing her father. The scene was incredibly grisly, and it horrified her.
Again, Rosie cried. She didn't think she could actually go outside, as only her father could when he went to buy food. Now, she had to, as her father was gone, and her mother had been killed long ago when she wasn't in the KITCHEN.
Finally, Rosie decided it was time to go. She went to her front door and put her hand on the knob.
"Let's go," she said.
She opened the door.
Rosie saw the outside, and didn't want to leave her house.
There was nothing.
chapter 3: the serious chapter 2
It wasn't a wasteland.
It wasn't a paradise.
It was Mars. She lived on Mars.
"WHY DO I LIVE ON MARS?"
She walked outside to notice she could breath normally. Her father taught her all about the planets and how Mars has no breathable air.
Rosie prepared her gun.
Suddenly, she heard a voice.
"GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN"
"Who is that?!?!" Rosie yelled in a panicked fashion.
"It's your father. Now GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN."
Rosie didn't know why, but her father was haunting her.
"I told you you wouldn't like it. It's your fault you know now."
"I'm so sorry, I didn't know. I'm so sorry, I'm do sorry."
"It's okay, Rosie. I'll help you get back to Earth."
"Really?"
"Yes. On Earth women are respected. I know how to get there and I know where your mother is."
"I thought she was dead, though!"
"No, she went to Earth, and she loves you dearly. We're going to find her."
"Why are you helping me?"
"I'm your father."
Rosie ran outside and began to search for anything of importance, like a giant rocket to take her home.
"There's a ship underground, the cave is about 5 kilometers to the east. You're on your own."
Rosie's dad left.
"Fine."
Rosie began to run east. As she ran, an overwhelming sense of dread came over her. Finally, she saw a cave.
"Looks legitimate, might as well go in."
Once she entered, she saw the worst thing of all.
Martians.
The Martians turned to her and began to yell in an unknown language. Many began to remove guns from their holsters.
Rosie readied her gun and ran into the cave, shooting many aliens, maiming or killing them. She was hit many times, too, but the strange laser blasts weren't enough to kill her. She finally managed to hide behind a box where she began to pick off the aliens.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry," she cried as she murdered the aliens.
She lay down and rested for the terror ahead.
to be continued
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