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Suikoman444 -> Ep-pig! (2/24/2013 21:46:34)
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Ep-pig!
Location: Yulgar's Inn » Talk To Hans » Cysero Returns Again!
«Scene: Yulgar's Inn. Hans, Aria, and you stand at one side, looking at Cysero's time-traveling phone booth.»
«You»: I think that will...
«You»: ... Is that Cysero's?
«Cysero exits the phone booth.»
Cysero: I'd certainly hope so.
«You»: Do I even want to know why you're here?
«You»: On second thought, don't answer that.
«You»: Of course I don't.
Cysero: Actually, «You», I came here to talk to you specifically.
«You»: Why do I not like the sound of that?
Cysero: No idea. After I made that armor for you, I was thinking about some of the other similar ideas that might be interesting... and then suddenly it dawned on me.
Cysero: Something so huge, so beyond Ubear, that it could only be...
Cysero: Wait for it.
Cysero: Ep-pig.
Hans: *groan*
«You»: Uh...
Cysero: No need to thank me, «You». I enjoy invention...
Cysero: Unfortunately, I've got a problem.
«You»: Of course you do...
Cysero: Someone has stolen the prototype and is running around like a giant werepig attacking innocent people.
Cysero: I won't have people hogging my inventions and hurting pork... er, poor innocents!
Cysero: Unfortunately, I've a number of other experiments running right now, too, and I can't spare the time to track down the swine responsible!
Cysero: So can you help me, «You»? I'll of course reward you. The sowcurity of Lore depends on you.
«You»: Were... pig...?
Cysero: Well, like a werepig. It's not actually a werepig, just a form armor like Ubear. Crafted by some great master.
«You»: Some great master? I thought you made it...
Cysero: Oh yeah, that's right... I forgot what we were gabbing about for a sec.
«You» Well, I...
Cysero: Great! I knew I could depend on you. Last I knew, the pig was heading toward the smoke hou-- er... Smoke Mountain.
«You»: Uh.
Cysero: Speechless, are you? That's oinkay, no need to squeal with delight, «You». I can see your joy in your eyes.
«Cysero goes back into his phone booth and leaves.»
«You»: *sigh* Hans, Aria, our efforts will need to wait. I have to go--
Hans: Hog wild?
Aria: Ham it up?
«You» ...
«Scene: Near Smoke Mountain.»
«You»: As the Chosen of Lore, I sure do get sent on a lot of menial tasks...
???: That is one way to look at it. I have a different perspective... But then again, as you would be wise to point out, I am not you...
«You»: Loremaster Falerin? Is that you?
«Lanfiré Dupre enters.»
Lanfiré: What an insulting accusation. Though I suppose a fair one, given that the Loremaster has recently taken to running around with my face and insulting people.
Lanfiré: I think he wants to sully my reputation.
«You»: Lanfiré Dupre... why are you here?
Lanfiré: I had to see it.
«You»: It?
Lanfiré: I have seen many things in my time, «You», on very many worlds. I have seen things so Ubear, so Ep-Pig, so Flawfish, you would never imagine...
«You»: Flawfish? That's supposed to be a pun on Flawless and a Fish?
Lanfiré: Well...
«You»: I think you need help with your punning. Ep-pig and Ubear both have a positive-sounding ring. Flawfish sounds like rotten sardines.
Lanfiré: Uh... The point stands.
«You»: That you needed to see a giant marauding werepig.
Lanfiré: Exactly.
«You»: I don't get it. Why did you need to see such a thing?
Lanfiré: Why does anyone need to do anything...
«You»: That is not an answer.
Lanfiré: No... it is not. Nonetheless, rumor is the beast has made its way deep into the Smoke Mountains.
Lanfiré: Your journey will take you through treacherous territory indeed, but Cysero's wackery can't be left to roam freely.
«You»: Let's do this!
4 BATTLES (Full Heals after Battles 2 and 4)
See monster list below
«Scene: At the entrance to Smoke Mountain.»
«You»: There's the entrance to Smoke Mountain! I can't be far off its trail now... Time to get his bacon!
1 BATTLE
Level 0-29: Plasma Dragon (10)
Level 30-49: Plasma Dragon (30)
Level 50-69: Plasma Dragon (50)
Level 70-89: Plasma Dragon (70)
Level 90-109: Plasma Dragon (90)
Level 110-129: Plasma Dragon (110)
Level 130-144: Plasma Dragon (130)
Level 145+: Plasma Dragon (150)
4 BATTLES (Full Heal after battles 2 and 4)
See monster list below
«You»: Hellooo? Bad guys? Where are you?
«You»: Weird, this always works in horror movies. Then the unsuspecting character falls right into a...
«The Ep-pig swings in.»
The Ep-pig: Why are you following me? Trying to get your hands on my epic armor?!
«You»: Oh, I'm going to get my hands on you, all right, and deliver a pork-chop!
1 BATTLE (Full Heal after battle)
Level 0-29: Werehog (10)
Level 30-49: Werehog (30)
Level 50-69: Werehog (50)
Level 70-89: Werehog (70)
Level 90-109: Werehog (90)
Level 110-129: Werehog (110)
Level 130-144: Werehog (130)
Level 145+: Werehog (150)
«The Werehog has been beaten down.»
«You»: time to find out who has been causing all this ruckus.
«Scene zooms in to show you pulling off the Werehog's mask. He is revealed to be...»
«You»: *gasp* Old merchant Jenkins!
«You» ... but why?
Jenkins: I wanted to scare everyone away from Smoke Mountain so I could open a new amusement park. I knew it would make me rich!
Jenkins: I knew if I could get my hands on an ultimate armor I could easily clear everything in my path.
Jenkins: ... and I would've gotten away with it, too, if not for you and your meddling Loremaster!
«Falerin and the Loremasters enter.»
Falerin: Now, wait a minute, Redd Minnow...
Loremasters: We had nothing to do with this!
Ep-Pig Gear
Weapons
Bac-Gun
Bac-Gun Z
Bac-Gun
Bac-Gun
Bac-Gun
Bac-Gun G
Bac-Gun
Bac-Gun
Bac-Gun Z
Bac-Gun
Bac-Gun G
Armors
Ep-Pig
Ep-Pig
Ep-Pig
Ep-Pig Z
Ep-Pig
Ep-Pig G
Ep-Pig
Ep-Pig
Ep-Pig Z
Ep-Pig
Ep-Pig G
Shields
Bac-ler [L. 10]
Bac-ler [L. 30]
Bac-ler [L. 50]
Bac-ler Z [L. 55 Z]
Bac-ler [L. 70]
Bac-ler G [L. 87 G]
Bac-ler [L. 90]
Bac-ler [L. 110]
Bac-ler Z [L. 120 Z]
Bac-ler [L. 130]
Bac-ler G [L. 145 G]
Play again!
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Monster List
Level 0-29
Fire Drakel Wizard (10)
Fire Knight (11)
Fire Mantik (6)
Flaming Undead Mage (10)
Magman (7)
Molten Beast (10)
Level 30-49
Fire Drakel Wizard (30)
Fire Knight (31)
Fire Mantik (26)
Flaming Undead Mage (30)
Magman (27)
Molten Beast (30)
Level 50-69
Fire Drakel Wizard (50)
Fire Knight (51)
Fire Mantik (46)
Flaming Undead Mage (50)
Magman (47)
Molten Beast (50)
Level 70-89
Fire Drakel Wizard (70)
Fire Knight (71)
Fire Mantik (66)
Flaming Undead Mage (70)
Magman (67)
Molten Beast (70)
Level 90-109
Fire Drakel Wizard (90)
Fire Knight (91)
Fire Mantik (86)
Flaming Undead Mage (90)
Magman (87)
Molten Beast (90)
Level 110-129
Fire Drakel Wizard (110)
Fire Knight (111)
Fire Mantik (106)
Flaming Undead Mage (110)
Magman (107)
Molten Beast (110)
Level 130-144
Fire Drakel Wizard (130)
Fire Knight (131)
Fire Mantik (126)
Flaming Undead Mage (130)
Magman (127)
Molten Beast (130)
Level 145+
Fire Drakel Wizard (150)
Fire Knight (151)
Fire Mantik (146)
Flaming Undead Mage (150)
Magman (147)
Molten Beast (150)
Thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf. New location thanks to In Media Res.
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