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Hopeful Guy -> Minotaur II: The Bludgeoning, The (9/2/2014 21:08:46)
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[image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/tags/DA.png[/image]The Minotaur II: The Bludgeoning
Location: Click on Miniature Minotaur
Level/Quest/Items required: Miniature Minotaur house item, DA
Release Date: March 13th, 2009
Objective: So you've found your way back to the Minotaur's Labyrinth, and you're ready to take him on again?! You must be brave!
Objective completed: Will the Minotaur ever find his way out of the Labyrinth?
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(1) Tauros - Boss
NPCs
Taurus
Thesis
Rewards
None
Dialogue
Taurus: You have made it this far, but you'll go no further!
<Character>: I am not the one who baited an obviously sensitive deity into sending a hero down here to challenge you!
Battle
Extreme Battle
Heal
Taurus: Auughhh! Yet another runty hero determined to prove themself by picking on an isolated shackle-laden -
<Character>: I could leave and let you finish your misery- wallowing in private, if you'd like. And I'm not runty. You're just overlarge.
Taurus: Oh, sure. Insult me now, too. It isn't enough that you felt the need to flaunt your combat skills when it's plain to see I'm out of practice.
<Character>: You looked comfortable enough thrusting that massive chunk of metal at my face while we were fighting. I wouldn't really call you "out of practice."
Taurus: Well, you'd pick up some tricks, too, if you had apprentices breaking into your prison as a rite of passage once every couple months or so.
Taurus: And most of them could barely lift their blades, let alone attack with them.
Taurus: I wouldn't have minded so much, except none of them were strong enough to remove these shackles.
Taurus: Some power in the metal keeps me from leaving, and I can't pry them off.
<Character>: Is that why you challenged Zeuster? To find someone with the strength to help you?
<Character>: And wouldn't having to fight you make them... you know... not want to help you?
Taurus: Fight the chickencow? Oh, no. I just have this thing about gods. Can't stand them. The stories my parents used to tell me about them...
Taurus: *shudder* Making them mad gives me a bit of amusement in between racing dirtbeetles and using discarded bones as building blocks.
<Character>: So why are you stuck down here?
Taurus: Completely unfounded accusations! Just because I *look* like a monster and attacked a few sheepfarmers...
<Character>: Uh huh.
Taurus: You aren't going to help me with these shackles, are you?
<Character>: Well, it's just... I used to have a weapon that worked really well as a can opener. But then I wanted something stronger, so I sold it.
<Character>: Looks like I'm not going to be able to hel-
Thesis: Can't... quite... reach... little closer...
Thesis: A little help here?
Thesis: Hey, hey <Class>! You remind me of the hero.
<Character>: What hero?
Thesis: The hero with the power.
<Character>: What power? What's he talking about?
Taurus: He's delusional. Claims to be a Prince every now and then. I mostly keep him around for the comic relief. It gets boring down here.
Thesis: I AM the Goblin King!
<Character>: It must get really boring if you'd choose that over nice, uncrazy silence.
Complete Quest!
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