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How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck a moglin?
As many as it wanted, I would think.
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck a Tolan?
None. A Tolan, after all, is not a moglin.
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck a shiny thing?
As many moglins as are shiny.
Have you been blinking well lately?
I think so, yeah.
...because, y'know, healthy blinking can expand your lifespan by 20%.
Really? Where'd you find that out?
It's true! I saw it on the science channel last week!
Interesting. What program?
Wait, those last ones weren't really questions, were they?
'Scool. :)
How well did I make my first impression?
Decently.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well...WHO ASKED YOU?
You did.
........
^^
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck 2 shiney things?
Still as many moglins as are shiny.
Where did I put my left sock?
You had a left sock to put somewhere? Dude, count yourself lucky.
Would you still say "Merry Frostval" to a jewish person?
Yes.
Well, I guess this isn't really a religion-discretionatory place, so you can skip that last one... if you want...
^^
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck a Santy Claws?
As many as are moglinsters. So, a lot, if it's Mogloween.
Wait, is "discreionatory" even a word?
No, but discretionary is..
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck a left sock?
None. Uness you had a really light moglin...
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck an MMORPG?
If a moglinchuck could chuck an MMO, you'd be less concerned about it chucking moglins.
Why am I asking so many questions?
Because it's a MtAK, of course.
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck Chuck Moggis?
... No.
Why can't I feel my fingers when I type?
I don't know. You should get that checked.
Sounds reasonable. I guess there's nothing to worry abo
No... No you should be pretty concerned about that.
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  
I was ignoring you?
Yes, you were. And I still want apology!!!
No, I wasn't child. Get over yourself. :P
BTW, my doctor said I shouldn't talk to you for a while. But what does he know, right?
Quite a bit. You should listen to him.
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck Yulgar?
One. I've never seen more than one moglin attached to Yulgar.
Do you like grape juice?
No.
Do you like apple juice?
Nope.
Do you like Spongebob?
KEEL EET.
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck Spongebob?
Depends.
Do you like pyrotecnics?
Oh yes.
......
^^
Are you sure about the pyro thing?
Oh yes.
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck this question?
None, I would think.
What do YOU think the orgin of the Blade of Awe is?
Confused.
You are stuck on an island made entirely out of Artix Action Figures. Would you eat them, give them all to me, something else, or give them all to me?
Sail them to harbor and give them to charity. Or recycle them.
If babies come from storks, where do storks come from?
Storks.
You are stuck on an island made entirely out of Cysero dolls. Would you eat them, give them all to me, something else, or give them all to me?
Sail them to harbor and give them to charity.
You are stuck on an island made entirely out of posters signed by Tolan. Would you eat them, give them all to me, something else, or give them all to me?
I would be very concerned.
You are walking down downtown, and you see a bridge to your left. On your right, you see a hobo. What do you do?
Wonder why I'm downtown.
Do you think I would have a chanch at Professional Moglin Punting?
Well, considering it doesn't yet exist... No.
Are you sure about that?
Yeah.
I can sue you if you're wrong, so you better be positive.
No, actually, you can't.
You are stuck on an island made entirely out of Artix Action Figures that were messed up and melted during the shipping process. Would you eat them, give them all to me, something else, or give them all to me?
Sail them to harbor and give them to recycling.
How many ways does this question disturb you and/or lower your intelligence?
Um... None.
If I was on the run from Europeans, would you keep me safe?
No.
Would you care for a sip of wine?
No thanks.
How about a sip of ketchup?
Ew.
What would you say if I offered you dinner?
No thanks.
Bwahahaha!!
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You are stuck on an island made entirely out of a cheaply-printed-out collection of my forum posts. Would you eat them, give them all to me, something else, or give them all to me?
I would be seriously disturbed.
I'm getting tired right now. It's 11:56.
I'm sorry.
Looks like I forgot to make line inbetween, didn't I?
Yup.
Happy birthday!
You're off by a few minutes.
Sorry, I was lost in transfusion. What were you saying?
Yes.
How many moglins could a moglinchuck chuck if a moglinchuck could chuck a Toa of Light?
None.
That's right. I actually read the other posts.
*Gasp.*
That was unexpected and pointless, wasn't it?
That's sort of the point of a MtAK isn't it?
What was my 42nd question again? I seemed to have lost track and forggoten.
Don't worry, I don't know either. :)
kan I haz Cookiez and a pwnee?
Sorry, I don't have one.
That doesn't really answer my question...
But it does, you see.
You are stuck on an island made entirely out of hobos. Would you eat them, give them all to me, something else, or give them all to me?
You really enjoy various forms of the same question.
BTW, did you count how many questions I asked? 69! I have such a dirty mind...should I be proud or ashamed?
... Yeah.
< Message edited by Tolan -- 12/26/2009 18:58:51 >
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