Goldstein
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Welcome back, Carly! And Blackshock! Good to see old friends! You missed the reveal of my newest character, Segreto Donalle, a member of the elusive Illuminati, didn't you? Well, you won't miss this. *All over the world, television screens inside covert Illuminati headquarters flicker on, unannounced. At the same time, the many screens of HeroSpire flicker to life as well. Both heroic Smashers and Illuminati agents alike gather around these screens, curious as to what the IMPORTANT NOTICE was about. The screens go dark, then Segreto Donalle appears, in a dark suit, with a huge smile on his face.* Hello, world. It is a pleasure to speak with you today. I am Segreto Donalle, member 54786 of the Illuminati. And I have big news. We are under new management. Yes, new management. The old king is gone, all hail the president! Last night, All-Seeing Eye Chairman Allen Walters was usurped, and a new, democratic council was installed. Some of you may be confused. Angry. Betrayed. All appropriate. What now? I contacted HeroSpire, and they allowed this message to be shown, so that all may be aware of our actions. We will become a society that does not influence the course of history for our own meager gain. We will use our connections to dispose of tyrants, to aid the peacekeepers, and preserve joy. All without seeking fame, or gratitude, or limelight, but because we SHOULD. We will become the society that we should have been from the beginning. If the idea of universal brotherhood, aiding your fellow man, and being human appeals to you, please, submit your serial number. If this doesn't, be gone with you. You are no longer welcome here. We are on the dawn of a new era, brothers and sisters. And HeroSpire, I do not mean to brag... ...but you've just gained the most powerful ally in human history. And on those words, let me impart onto you our new maxim. May we know enough, so that we may do enough. Take heart, my comrades. Things are looking up.
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