Kinzdor
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*As people (and aliens) switch on their TV`S Darkness`s face fills the screen* Hello and welcome to “The Intergalactic Broadcasting Network” `s newest realty show PLANET SWICTH! *Scene switches to show a group of smashers wearing metal ankle bracelets with glowing red led lights on them, caged in a space ship’s cargo bay. Darkness`s voice can be heard off screen.* We have captured a group of smashers from Earth, including the one and only Drakkoniss! The ankle braces they are wearing have many many features, one of which allows me to neutralize ALL of their powers. *Scene changes to show the ship land on Planet Purpaleny, before going to comarcil.* *The Omnicorp logo papers on screen Black Angel`s voice can be heard off screen.* Do you have trouble finding a good group of minions? Need some people competent enough to handle any heroic threat? Then look no further than our extensive minion range! *Pictures of the products flash on the screen as they are mentioned.* Clone Minion: Your typical clone minion. Our weakest type, but you can get them in massive bulk! Make that army you always wanted to crush your foes! Price: £150 for a group of 500. Specialist minions: These special types of minions can be adapted to a variety of themes to suit your army. Need an army of plant power minions? You got it! You like fire? So do they! Price: £300 for a group of 500. Elite minions: These are specially trained ultra-minions, given an advanced course of Genre Savvy training, elite combat skills, and can be given whatever power you need to conquer your foes! Due to supply and demand, this minion can only come in groups of 50. Price: £200 for a group of 50. General: Need a truly brilliant strategic mastermind? This guy can run your army and win almost any battle you fight! Specialty trained in military tactics, and can be given powers himself for an added fee, Price: £500 for one, £550 for powered one. Giant: Because every army needs a heavy hitter. Comes with Steel Plate Amour, £500 for 50. Armored Dragon: As strong as the mighty Akriloth himself, this massive beast will slay anything short of a major hero! Supply limited £1000 for two. CALL AND ORDER TODAY! *A phone number flashes on the screen before it changes back to the show.* *The Smashers are walking out of the ship; Darkness is standing waiting for them. Once all the Smashers are out of the ship Darkness begins to talk.* Welcome to PLANET SWICTH! You will be spilt up into 2 teams and forced to compete in several changlles here on my home Planet Purpaleny! After each challenge 1 person will be emitted. The winner will get to return to Earth with 10,00000 Fame, provided by Omnicorp. Now before I spilt them up into teams, lets meat our competoirs. *A purple floating robotic camera orb floats down.* The sliver ones tape the show, but this purple is the canned confession camera. Use this is reveal what`s on you’re mind! Now one at a time come up stand in front of the camera and then stand over here by me
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