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12/4/2006 13:20:52

Shinji
Member

TEH ULTIMATE QUESTION!

That you cant escape this time!

Oh really? Try me.

1. Oxford or Harvard? When has a man from Oxford overstepped a Man from Harvard!

SOMETIME in the PAST or the soon be FUTURE!!

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 14:54:29 >

AQ	Post #: 76

12/4/2006 15:13:07

Zeek_the_Dark
Member

Hello again. Is there anything I can do for you?

Not at the moment.

*coughs up some blood*

*gives him a blood pill*

I'm perfectly fine. Don't worry about me. So, what console games have you played most recently? I've been playing Naruto 4 on the Gamecube. GO NARUTO!

erm...I can't remember o_O

I'm only beginning to draw so I could use some pointers. Have any?

I'm a horrible drawer, don't ask.

Bye for now. *coughs up more blood on the ground and walks away*

Take the blood pill! It stops you from coughing up blood.

Comes back. Blood pill won't help with what I'm dealing with. Keep it for someone it can help. *tosses the blood pill back to darkflame of ebil* Nothing can cure what im going through. *coughs up blood again*

< Message edited by Zeek_the_Dark -- 12/4/2006 15:27:45 >

AQ	Post #: 77

12/4/2006 16:06:16

lord_asparagus
Member

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Low.

Oh boy, Spam! Where is the gecko!

I have captured your banana. Pay me $1,000,000,000 if you ever want to see it alive again.

*steals Lord A's soul* Fool, never steal the banana. Now you have no soul

Wait... I am just receiving confirmation that Icemaster Yeti broke in and ate the banana. Poor guy...

the dancing banana has been banned from the Forums. Please do not use it again.

Is Rimblade a nutcase?

Not really.

Am I?

yes

DF or AQ?

Df

DQ or AF?

No comment

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you in both BFR and AFE. So sorry.

BFR: You think you can beat my over 1000 troop big army? Yeah right
AFE: There is a possibility that may happen...Or I just deflect all your shots

5 bucks that you said something along the lines of "I'd like to see you try"

Thats Ten bucks now

...

...

No

Did I break the three smiley rule? o_o

No

What is the square root of pie?

USe a calculator and fin dout. No cheating off meh

What is the square root of asparagus?

Asparagus times Asparagus gives us something

Why am I obsessed with asparagus?

Most likely so

Do you like asparagus?

Comment = none

Asparagus or cheese?

Neither

Bye!

No, I"m really done.

Seriously!

Judging by the scroller on the right, your not done.

-Lord D.

HA!

I'm not done!

Thought so.

April fools!

As for April Fools day being in April... Well, everybody knows that April Fools day is in December. Some people....

That is it, your getting the bench! BEEEEEENNNNNCCCCHHHHHH! *starts to bench lord A into a wall*

I can't wait... We just have to wait until April, and then we can celebrate Frostval!

*continues to bench Lord A*

Okay, I'm done.

-Lord Q.

~Lord D.F.E.

< Message edited by Sarah_Renee -- 12/4/2006 17:35:26 >

Post #: 78

12/4/2006 16:34:21

yaksha
Member

Wow, first AK I actually knew before he was an AK...... NEways.....

Wow, is that good or bad?

Do you enjoy this job?

Its okay.

How much time would you say you spend online in a day?

To much time....7 hours a day for weekdays?

Is it hard being an AK?

Not at the moment.

What is your favorite color?

Blood red, but in general, red.

Bye! Congrats on the AKship!

Ta ta young member!
Young? I've been her almost a year!

I'm older then you still

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 16:47:46 >

AQ	Post #: 79

12/4/2006 17:00:28

BlackPhoenix666
Legendary Phoenix

can ya give me the Assasin Application? i comprimised by changing the minion application but if there's an assasin application i will fill it out to make it official

Okay, assassin application!

1) How good of a assassin are you?
2) What is your experiance of a assassin?
3) Any people noted in history that you have assassinated?
4) Are you loyal to the dollar?
5) What is your prefered assassination move and weapon?

And sign here,

I, _____________________ swear to be a assassin of darkflame of Ebil. This is fully legal to me. If this contract changes, and I will make the needed changes. If questioned, I will answer them. I can only quit this job if darkflame of Ebil fires me, this contract is destroyed or I pay him a needed amount for freedome.

~Darky

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 17:09:03 >

AQ	Post #: 80

12/4/2006 17:20:14

lord_asparagus
Member

Did BlackPhoenix assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand?

Ask him

Did you?
Yes
No!

Did I?

Nope

Are you aware that I have many minions of my own?

Yes. But my minions > your minions

My minions pwn your minions!

See above statement. Remember, I also got a few million undead in my service to, plus a lot of fire monsters...

But, then again, your minions do taste good deep-fried...

Thank you cloned goodness

Do you like SPAM cooked using FLAME by a TROLL?

OH OH! TRIPLE RULE BREAKER TRIPLE RULE BREAKER! BEEEENNNNNCCCCHHHH!

If so... wow... that's one heckuva coincedence...

I wonder how bad a warning they get

I am your father!

Nope

I'm done now.

It seems you are...

-Lord A.

PS: Wow, I told the truth!

Wow, thats a shocker
- Lord D.F.E

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 17:26:56 >

Post #: 81

12/4/2006 17:24:55

yaksha
Member

I wish to be an assassin for you.
1) How good of a assassin are you?
Better then you'll ever know.

good quality. Excellent...

2) What is your experiance of a assassin?
I've spent years tracking and hunting.

Good good...

3) Any people noted in history that you have assassinated?
Alexander the Great, Hitler, Ceaser, JFK, Jesus, and god knows how many others........

How many years old ARE you? o_O Besides, we all knowI killedNo,I didHitler commited suicide.
Oh, did he now? Or is that what I want you to think? Age is pointless to me. I was the one who assassinated the dinosaurs.......

4) Are you loyal to the dollar?
Depends. American? Current?

Depends in what you want to be payed in.
I would prefer cash of valuable items.

5) What is your prefered assassination move and weapon?
I tend to sneak up on people and go for the vital spots. If that misses, *stabby*........

Good good...now just sign here:

I, Yaksha swear to be a assassin of darkflame of Ebil. This is fully legal to me. If this contract changes, and I will make the needed changes. If questioned, I will answer them. I can only quit this job if darkflame of Ebil fires me, this contract is destroyed or I pay him a needed amount for freedome.

Excellent, my first assassin!

< Message edited by yaksha -- 12/4/2006 17:41:55 >

AQ	Post #: 82

12/4/2006 17:29:26

Werekill
Member

do you have a ninja application? if not, I want to be a minion.

I think I have a ninja application nearby. Actually, ninjas and assassins get the same contract, since ninjas ARE assassins...just some word changes.

oooh, sweet.....so should I use the assasin application?

Here:

1) How good of a ninja are you?
very good, great with katanas
2) What is your experiance of a ninja?
um, about a year....
3) Any people noted in history that you have assassinated/deeds that nobody knew about/anything else?
kill:yo mommadeeds:secretly formed a ninja village
4) Are you loyal to the dollar?
yes...can I borrow 240?
5) What is your prefered assassination move and weapon? Do you have honor?
move:use jutsu honor:yes, well, sort of....
6) Do you have any special moves or jutsu?
shadow clones, teleportation, and the werekill 007909 (ask for details)

NEVER INSULT KAA-SAN! she is very much alive.

And sign here,

I, dr. werekill007909 swear to be a ninja of darkflame of Ebil. This is fully legal to me. If this contract changes, and I will make the needed changes. If questioned, I will answer them. I can only quit this job if darkflame of Ebil fires me, this contract is destroyed or I pay him a needed amount for freedome. or if he dies...[/color]

that to...

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:14:25 >

Post #: 83

12/4/2006 17:41:20

lord_asparagus
Member

Ph33r the Asparagus Ninja.

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..........&&&.....^
.........&&&&....l l
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&...l l
.........&&&&....l l
..........&&&.....l l
...........l#l....____
...------l#l------l
...........l#l.......l
...........l#l
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...........l#l
...........l#l
...........l_l
.........../\
........./...\
......./.......\

o_o

It took a lot of work to make it, you know.

Must have

You're aware that yaksha is my minion, right?

Maybe he is, but he is MY assassin

Why are wheels round?

because that is how they are designed

Why can't they be cubes?

cubes don't roll easy

Or dodecahedrons...

? *looks it up* Crystallography?

Or asparagi...

nope...

Is that even the plural of "asparagus"?

No...

*Starts singing badly*

*a snowball hits Lord A, he falls down onto the ground* Praise the force, the lord has shut him up!

I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.

Of course I'm out there. And i'm armed with a M-4

I can also hear you typing.

*types quietly*

I can now hear you calling 911 and sayiing there's a psychotic vegetable on the AE forums.

Cops? COPS! There is a vegetable on the loose! It destoryed the statue of the beach!

Bye.

Ta ta

I'm all finished.

...or are you?

And I told the truth again.

hmph, I still see you have not

~Pix~

PIXIE! WE HAVE A IMPERSONATER HERE! PIXIE! PIXIE!

Oops...

...

~Artix~

Holy mother of all kages...*smacks Lord A*

No! Is this a malfunction!?

Probably

-Lord Akfjhbijhabf

Good enough...

Man, this must bite...

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 17:56:52 >

Post #: 84

12/4/2006 17:43:06

yaksha
Member

Lord A, I am no one's minion! Partner, ally, even master. But, I serve no one! Unless they gots money........

Which is why your my assassin!

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 17:57:18 >

AQ	Post #: 85

12/4/2006 17:43:43

Nennski
Member

am i amazing

not really

i bet your really a dark flicker not flame

You want to find out and get burned?

does ryomoku sound familar to you

no

can i put a knife in peoples skulls randomly

no

have you seen out cold

?

who won the cival war

which one?

Star wars or lord of the rings

Both!

sword vs spear

Sword

pistol vs rifle

Rifle

jeep vs hummer

jeep

lord a vs Anoril whos cooler

No comment

Rastilin Majere vs Gandalf

Gandalf

Tanis Half-Elven vs legolas

Legolas

Sturm BrightBlade vs aragon

Aragorn

Caramon Majere vs Boromir

Neither

Tasselhoff burrfoot vs frodo baggins

Frodo

Flint Fireforge vs Gimli

Gimli

GoldMoon vs Eowyn

Eowyn

Riverwind vs eomor

Eomer. Hes a king!

Dragonlance vs LOTR

LOTR

can i change my code name from Iceman to Weilder of the Dragonlance,Wyrmslayer,Dragon Orb,and DarkLance(or just Darklance and Dragon Orb)

maybe

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:01:43 >

AQ	Post #: 86

12/4/2006 17:54:56

Pix
Member

Greetings Darkflame.

Greetings Pixie

I guaruntee this will be the hardest Ask the AK ever. You must answer all questions correctly.

I shall use my version of correctly then, as you never stated what type to use

Are you ready to begin?

Yes

I'll begin anyway.

...

In ordinary table salt, what are the bonds between Chlorine and Sodium atoms?

what am I, the wikipedia? How should I know that?

Who created the Hoobapedia according to the Channel 4 Television Show, The Hoobs?

...again, do I look like a pedia?

Approximately how many books has Terry Pratchett sold worldwide?

40 millionish

What is the difference between a Male and a Female Pochard?

gender

Joseph Tydings participated in which war?

The ____ war (fill in the blank)

Where are the Sheep Hole Mountains found?

somewhere on earth

What is Mhowgaon?

a noun

What is "Doctor fundatissimus", and what is it's literal english translation?

again, am I the wikipedia? *weeps*

Who is Domenico Fattori, and what remarkable thing did he do?

A minister, held a record

How did Mount Hopkins get it's name?

Somebody named it that

What is your favourite colour?

red/i]

What is the capital of Venezuela?

Caracas

What is the flight velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

What possessed you to actually accept that joke AK invitation we went you? :P

Your just mad that I have had a better meet the AK then you

~Pix~

~darky

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:11:41 >

AQ	Post #: 87

12/4/2006 18:04:15

Werekill
Member

hmm, darkflame, am I a ninja?

just barely, yes. I don't like people insulting Kaa-san.

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:14:57 >

Post #: 88

12/4/2006 18:10:59

knight slayer
Member

Knight slayer is here once again oh no

which means darkflame of Ebil is back oh no

do you play a game called graal?

no

all youre base are belong to us

nope. All YOUR base are belong to us.

Did you know that 8+8-8+8-8=8?

no, its -8, baka. BEDMAS. 16 - 16 - 8 = (-8)

I am not drunk

good

are you drunk?

nope!

wait why do i care?

your worried about my health?

ninjas= awesomeness and Naruto

knight slayer= a possible minion/assassin/something if he is not already

halonerd= See above ^

artrix= Person in AQ. and its Artix.

1337 uber haxor noob= leetish! DIE! BENCH BENCH BENCH BENCH BENCH BENCH BENCH!

what are mudskippers

look it up on http://www.google.com

runescape vs aq

AQ.

lore stands for?

it used to stand for Land of rising Evil

how did you become a ak?

Cataclysm

how old am I?

I dunno

The simpsons= catoon

Badgers= animal

And

Zorbak VS kabroz

Kabroz all the way

Good bye *a nuke falls and everyone dies cept me and you so i can ask you even more stupid questions*

*holds up necromatic barrier* heh heh. My followers get shielded by this.

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:24:31 >

Post #: 89

12/4/2006 18:11:11

Nennski
Member

have you heard of dragonlance

no

did you know raistilin can make a tornado of flame destroy a town in three seconds flat

I could destory a town in one second o_o

did you know caramon cracks enemy skulls with his bear hand to fight in general

and that I have my sword of draining heat to kill nearly everything?

tasselhoff defeated chaos itself with his knife

Chaos is a void, it cannot be defeated. Check your greek mythology

sturm sucks son is cool though because he goes ~~evil~~ ebil

...hn?

im allergic to aspauragaus

oh boy

there are no drug tests as a minion right

why do you ask? *shifty eyes*

i dont need a test to tell you i take drugs

medical type, I assume?

id crap in the cup thing anyway

you actually...gah, nevermind.

im off topic .....anyway

...

so can i change my code name to weilder of the Abyssal/dark Lance,and dragon orb

maybe. Talk to me tommorow in the afternoon.

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:31:15 >

AQ	Post #: 90

12/4/2006 18:11:30

BlackPhoenix666
Legendary Phoenix

1) How good of a assassin are you?
I have already done many jobs. but it may cause some flaming if i mentioned the incident with Abe Lincoln.... whoops

2) What is your experiance of a assassin?
again i have done many jobs. at the same time making it look like others have done it but still leaving my mark *carves a large spiky D in a tombstone*

3) Any people noted in history that you have assassinated?
Abe Lincoln. Osama (they'll NEVER find him now..). and many others, all made to look like someone ELSE did it

4) Are you loyal to the dollar?
YES. money is the reason i assasinate.. besides the fun of the hunt/kill

5) What is your prefered assassination move and weapon?
Poison. dropping from the cieling and stabbing poisoned knife into their neck, i'll wait for days in a place i KNOW they'll be... this is only if i can't devise something MUCH more devious

And sign here,

I, BlackPhoenix666 swear to be a assassin of darkflame of Ebil. This is fully legal to me. If this contract changes, and I will make the needed changes. If questioned, I will answer them. I can only quit this job if darkflame of Ebil fires me, this contract is destroyed or I pay him a needed amount for freedome.

Another good assassin...excellent.

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:32:24 >

AQ	Post #: 91

12/4/2006 18:23:58

Zeek_the_Dark
Member

You know I'm not on a binding contract right? I have no mark.

so you want a mark from me?

Cold Saphire was the first to control me.

I can snap that control easily, you know.

Where did I get the idea for the Elemental Orb and Time Orb?

your mind?

There are 3 other orbs. What are theyre names? (what does each symbol represent)

ask artix.

Hello black mage. Care to help me.
Black mage: sure.
Focuses energy.
HIDOKEN!!!
Destroys nearby village.

is it not hadoken?

Are you afraid of my dark side?

no. Fear MY dark side however.

I will be your minion on my own terms only. I'm Cold Saphire's slave on her terms (be afraid).

again, I can free you.

Galvanize.

?

Monty Python of the Holy Grail vs Knights of the round table

Monty Python

Legendary Frog vs Super Flash Brothers (flash artists)

There both equal. I like both their works...

Darkflame of Ebil before Akship vs Cold Saphire

even then, I still PWN'ed her...

*coughs up more blood* That is getting annoying. And like I said, nothing you can do by any magic can help it.

actually, I heal you with science. That ain't magic.

Shino vs Shikamaru (battle of the strategists) My money is on Shino.

Shikamaru has a IQ of like, 200. you think Shino stands a chance?
But anyway, in a real battle, depends when in your time your looking at the fight.

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:36:12 >

AQ	Post #: 92

12/4/2006 18:38:43

Nennski
Member

chaos was the name for the head of the gods in the book i know chaos is a void though

hn...

hermes kicks ass

no he did not

i know all of greek mythology

I bet you don't know everything

who killed jesus

The Romans

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

as much as he wanted to

why

der

...

if you havent realized im low on ideas

banana break it down

...NEXT!

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:51:35 >

AQ	Post #: 93

12/4/2006 18:47:06

Kysito
Member

Okay... If you win this, you get... A cookie! Lose...

phff...

1 Favorite color?

red, more so blood red

2 Mission?

Like I would tell you mt S-rank mission

3 What is the average airspeed on an unladen swallow?

Is it African?

4 What do you want for christmas?

Did it occur to you I might not celebrate it?

5 What do I want for Christmas?

I dunno

6 What's up?

the sky

7 What's down?

the ground

8 What's left?

the west

9 What's right?

that 2+2-4=0

10 What is the answer to life... The universe... and EVERYTHING?!

42, so I am told

11 :) vs :P

Both

12 Bush vs Kerry

I'm not American either, so neither.

13 Pro or anti war?

?

politics = stuff...

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 18:56:25 >

Post #: 94

12/4/2006 19:00:22

Zeek_the_Dark
Member

Zeek's dark side comes back. "I'm back." *snickers*

weakling

You don't know the hold Cold Saphire has on me. It's much stronger than yours. It has strengthened over time.

You fail to see the power I hold. I could snap that bond with the AK bench of fury from reens. This thing...is so powerful it is not funny. It can go through hundreds of walls of spam, take down the biggest of trolls, and allows the user to be not harmed by flames (save for my flames). this thing can destroy anything non-AK ish
Also, you fail to see the power of necromancy. I could brainwash you for all I cared...

Zeek takes a person and throughs him at some chickens. The person killed a chicken. The chickens didn't know Zeek threw him and thousands of chickens began to swarm him and eat him alive. (Legend of Zelda)

ah yeah, that

"Earlier today we have breaking news on the person killed by bees mystery. It so happens we have a video tape of the incident and when played in slow-motion, a person is can be seen by the tree pushing him at the bees. *Zeek is seen*. Earlier footage revealed that the bees were previous placed there by the same person. The person's comment on all of this was "He got killed by bees. I just freakin laughed." He quickly dissappeared after making the comment and his whereabouts now are unknown."

Thats not funny or ebil...

You will never stop me. If you want me to help you fine. But you can't stop my meaningless destruction. Only my other half can do that.

I would like to see you try and stop ME

Zeek shoots shark rockets, which really annoys them, and the sharks go berserk after everyone in the water.

luckily there is nobody in the water...

Now for the most torture of all. *dissappears and reappears at top of a large tv screen building. He puts on earmuffs to block out all sound. He pushes a button and singing begins.* It's paris hiton's new album. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *people begin to scream and run in terror*

people these days...*shakes head*

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 19:17:42 >

AQ	Post #: 95

12/4/2006 19:07:19

cold saphire
Banned!

how many servants/minions.slaves/assasins etc. do you have?

undead make up over 99% of my minions, I have a few million...

how many do i have?

Do you think I would know that? o_O

can i name them?

if you have any

remember when i told you i was i was a guy because i thought it would be weird if i said i was a girl who liked naruto, and because i like toying with people?

I remember that, and I alays doubted you were a guy. I'm a lot smarter then you think I am

do you remember when i told you i was actually a girl

yes, and I was not surprised. the evidence I gathered was perfect.

E=mc2 = ?

look up the answer...

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 19:20:56 >

Post #: 96

12/4/2006 19:08:39

BlackPhoenix666
Legendary Phoenix

Hello... am i paid to call you master?.. anyway.

no. Call me boss.

Any jobs? if not then i shall ask some pointless questions

excellent

What's your favorite type of pie?

no comment

WHY is it your favorite?

N.A.

why am i asking you of pie?
before you say 'i'm not stalking you!' then let me give you choices

A) i'm eating some right now
B) i REALLY like pie
C) i like asking random questions
D) all of the above

D makes the most sense...

last question (for now)

What's my Salary?

depends on the mission. Some hardly pay, while hard ones pay a huge sum...

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 19:22:25 >

AQ	Post #: 97

12/4/2006 19:28:16

Hozukimaru
Member

Pssst.

Darkflame.

CS is amassing a minion army.
She tried to get me to join just now.

Oh, yeh. It was a spammy Pm too. ;)

Its on...*assembles a section of his army composing of 900,000 high-quality undead and 100,000 vampire elite* Go I say! Destory them!
"A new power is rising, its' victory is at hand! Go now! March! Leave none alive! TO WAR!

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 19:31:52 >

AQ	Post #: 98

12/4/2006 19:32:08

cold saphire
Banned!

did you know my minion gathering is failing in which case i would like to be your ebil minion manager, can i be the ebil minion manager?

no

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 19:37:39 >

Post #: 99

12/4/2006 19:33:54

Hozukimaru
Member

Thank you, my lord.

*charges CS' minions*
We fight for Azeroth!
((just had to say it))

*all the troops yell "FOR UED!" and continue fighting *

< Message edited by darkflame of Ebil -- 12/4/2006 19:38:43 >

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