gwoonjustin
April 2008 Writer of the Month
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Hey, Cowwy!!! Hey, Justin-y!!! Congratulations! Thanks! Wow, all these original and amusing questions. What pressure dare you folks put on me! Anyway... 1: Has PETA made any attempts to save you from your imprisonment? The ALF, perhaps? People Eating Tasty Animals? I'm a member, but they don't care. As for alien life forms, I don't associate with them. Unless they're in a nurse outfit.[/insidejoke] 2: 12:30= ?? ...Your face. 3: What kind of a person are you? Do you always grab the bull by its horns? Or do you prefer to mull things over first, ruminating over matters ad infinitum? Do you often have the idea that the grass is greener on the other side? I'm rather overcautious most of the time, and I seem to have a bit of a fear of living. As for the grass being greener, I feel that the grass is dead everywhere. (No, I'm not quite that depressed.) 4: Say, hypothetically, you were forced to choose between literature and debating. No, there's no "I could never choose", "debating about literature", or whatever sneaky way you want to choose to get out of it. You have to! HAVE TO! What'd ya do? (Also, don't answer you'd slap me around with a trout, please, or I'll personally take offence!) Literature. But I'd then slap you with a trout. >:D 5: Did you know I've run out of things to say and from now on will only be rambling? I bet you didn't! Oh, no. 6: What is the most interesting, most awesomely impressive, shocking, or whatever, piece of trivia you know off? Hmm, that's hard. One I found rather interesting was that Hitler died in the name of Jesus (no religious flaming, please). 7: So, you've been sitting in that cell of yours, having people of this community randomly dropping in, and all trying to find out one thing; a cow loving beef-what the heck is going on here? Seeing your formidable strength in failing to read between their lines, not even noticing this message, much less answering to it, I am impressed. Therefore my question rather than this is: How do you do it? How do you keep your mind from breaking, which would mean you'd have to give away the fact that the cow face...IS BUT A MASK!!! "All the king's horses / At the foot of the wall, / They're taking pictures / Of the man who's lost all / Of his masks of pretension, / He's got two faces left, / His is the one that he hides on the left, behind that smile." :3 Yes, that one. 8: Will you be lobbying amongst the big fish of the place for a special fund, that will reward all authors with 100$ for each new added poem, 1000$ for each short story or chapter? Pshaw, I already started that long ago. 9: Good. I knew we could trust you. =) You can? Heh. Heh heh. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 10: Isn't twenty questions a bit much? Is there really so much interesting stuff for you to tell about yourself? If so, could you please summarize it in a 200-word essay, below here \/ ? Cheers. .................................................Moo. Well, that about wraps up my interrogation. I was too lazy to go through all the questions, so I may have repeated someone. But let's face it, that's not the worst that ever happened to someone in a Meat The Meet The. You'll live. Byebye *waves* I will? 'Bye!
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