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8/2/2010 22:11:33

Puppy
Bone Head Emo Ranger Power!

Firstly, these are all manually created and nothing is real. That is all.

Part I

<Alac> I've been waiting for you, Rolith. We meet again, at last. The triangle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.
<Rolith> Only a master of triangles, Alac.
<Rolith> Where are you taking this... thing?
<Alac> I find your lack of faith disturbing.
<Rolith> Great, kid. Don't get cocky.
<Alac> I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
<Rolith> Did you use the force, Alac?
<Alac> In my experience, there's no such thing as the force.
<Rolith> Lock the door.
*Alac attempts to lock the door*
<Alac> That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all Galanoth's fault.
<Alac> I got a problem here.
<Rolith> Eject!
<Alac> No, I'm all right.
<Rolith> Pull up!
<Alac> I'll be all right.
<Rolith> Alac, you're a triangle.
<Rolith> You don't believe in the Force, do you?
<Alac> It's all brains, sweetheart.
<Rolith> Fair enough.
<Alac> Fair enough.

< Message edited by Puppy -- 8/2/2010 22:19:23 >

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8/2/2010 22:13:03

Puppy
Bone Head Emo Ranger Power!

Part II

<Alac> If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.
<Rolith> Drat. We I just wasted about thirty minutes trying to figure out if I was a monster.
<Alac> That's right Rolith.
*Rolith begins to freeze*
<Alac> Uh-oh. He's freezing again.
*Cysero walks in*
<Alac> CYSERO!
<Cysero> What's the matter?
<Alac> Help, Rolith is frozen!
<Cysero>Did I make it freeze again?
<Alac> ...again?
<Cysero> Yeah about that. Well I have a good reason why i can't help him if that is what you are thinking. I have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.
<Alac> Please?
*Cysero dresses up as a ninja with white robes*
<Alac> What are you doing!? By the way, isn't that color a little bright for a ninja?
<Cysero> When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.
<Alac> What? Lemons? Rice? What are you talking about?
<Cysero> I hate water, especially WET water.
<Alac> What does that have to do with any...
<Cysero> My brain says to run but my legs ain't listening
<Alac> Pay attention!
<Cysero> Oh, I left my motorcycle at the front desk. I'll be back later!
<Alac> Wait before you g...
*Cysero runs out of the door*
<Alac> Great I am here with a Rolsicle.

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8/2/2010 22:15:05

Puppy
Bone Head Emo Ranger Power!

Part III

<Alac> It's been three days since Rolith has been frozen.
<Goofy> Why so serious?
<Alac> Huh? Where did that come from?
<Goofy> And...here… we...go!
<Alac> Goofy! Help! Rolith is frozen and I don't know what to add to next week's release!
<Goofy> The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
<Alac> So are you saying to take this release on by myself. Only a monster would think that!
<Goofy> See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.
<Alac> But the forumers will eat each other alive if they found this out about Rolith being frozen!
<Goofy> You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... "civilized" forumers, they'll eat each other so there is nothing you can do.
<Alac> What do you propose?
<Goofy> It's simple, we, uh, kill the Cysero.
<Alac> What does Cysero have to do with this?
<Goofy> He is the head cheese.
<Alac> This has been an interesting week.
*Rolith mumbles*
<Rolith> You just couldn't let me go, could you?
<Alac> You can hear us!
<Rolith> Look, if I tell you, will you let me go?
<Alac> Can't hurt your chances.
<Rolith> It was Galanoth's fault.

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8/2/2010 22:16:52

Puppy
Bone Head Emo Ranger Power!

Part IV

AE Spoof Part IV
by ~AePuppy

<Alac> It couldn't have been Galanoth.
<Goofy> Of course it could have.
<Alac> Dragonslaying coward.
*Goofy chuckles*
<Alac> What are you laughing at?
<Goofy> Well, you had to say it!
<Alac> What?
<Goofy> Dragonslaying Coward
<Alac> Oh haha.
*Lord Barrius walks in*
<Lord Barrius> Yes it must have been him, he probably would've made Dragon Fighter a perm armor as well!
<Alac> What are you doing here?
<Lord Barrius> THIS...IS....BALANCE!
*Khold, Kalaynr, Aelthai, and Reyn walk in*
<Khold> BALANCE
<Kalanyr> BALANCE
<Aelthai> BALANCE
<Reyn> BALANCE ON A CONE!
<Alac> What the..
*All Knights of Order leave*
<Goofy> ...
<Alac> ...
<Alac> Wow this has been madness.
<Lord Barrius> SPARTA!
<Alac> ...
<Lord Barrius> OUCH! My arm!
<Khold> It's not YOURS anymore.
<Aelthai> Lord Barrius look thirsty!
<Reyn> GET THE MILK! TO THE CLIFFS!
<Alac> Hmm. Umm. Rolith is still frozen!
<Cysero> GOOD!
<Alac> What the...
<Alac> I need a break.

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8/2/2010 22:18:22

Puppy
Bone Head Emo Ranger Power!

Part V

AE Spoof Part V
by ~AePuppy

<Alac> That break was a relaxing one.
< Alac> Now we need to find a way to get Rolith unfrozen.
<Goofy> There’s only one hacker in the world who can break this Rolsicle…
<Alac> Who?
<Cysero> I have the only seat-belt here… Safety first.
<Alac> ...
<Goofy> ...
<Goofy> As I was saying, the only person who can break him free, Z.
<Alac> Why throw away your life so recklessly with going with him?
<Goofy> Because he is the final letter!
<Alac> What's your point?
<Goofy> It’s a mystical bond between man and letter.
<Goofy> I will need to go call him now.
* Goofy calls Z.
* Z comes into the room.
<Z> What is it you need?
<Goofy> Alac and I need you break into this Rolsicle and get him out.
<Z> How much are you willing you pay?
* Goofy sighs
* Goofy takes out a credit card.
<Z> Ok, it's a Visa.
<Goofy> Yeah... what is your point?
<Z> Also, Goofy, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
<Goofy> NO I DON’T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE! I WANT ROLITH FREE!
* Z sighs then walks to Rolith
<Z> Goofy! No matter what happens, I’m really glad I didn't take the Visa from you.
<Alac> Umm Goofy, Alright… Ok. Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on this kid?
<Goofy> Yes
<Alac> That’s cool.
* Z pokes Rolith
* Z disappears
<Alac> Greeeat. We lost Z.
<Goofy> ...Why don’t you go sit sit in that seat there?
<Cysero> You want a piece of me, huh?
<Alac> Where is Cysero damnit?
<Goofy> ...
<Goofy> We’re so dead.
<Goofy> I’m gonna count to five…then we take a break.
<Alac> I’m gonna count to three.
<Cysero> WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7? BECAUSE 7 8 9!

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