Genoclysm
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After taking a look at some of the article suggestions, Alac playfully issued a challenge to me... and I foolishly and stubbornly accepted, just to get shot down later. The challenge was to write an article on "monsters", using very limited detail.
* Alac patpast geno
<Alac> Good luck!
<Alac> :p
<Genoclysm> Um... like what, "Green Nasties are slimey"?
* Alac is joking
<Alac> And no, that's far too detailed.
* Genoclysm was playing along.
<Alac> You wouldn't be allowed to use any adjectives at all.
<Genoclysm> Green Nasties sneeze.
<Alac> Yes! Exactly.
<Alac> Now, make a five hundred word article about green nasties.
<Alac> No adjectives, no details.
<Genoclysm> O.O
<Alac> Aaaaand GO
<Alac> :D
* Genoclysm can't get farther than ten words. ;_;
<Alac> XD
<Genoclysm> Green Nasties sneeze, crawl, slime, eat things, attack things, hide, produce mucus, stare, torture Zorbak and Muglen, multiply, ransack, surprise, and form gangs.
<Genoclysm> 23 words.
<Alac> Hahaha
<Genoclysm> 500... is just plain impossible.
* Alac gives you props
<Genoclysm> I could cheat and use a bunch of synonyms...
<Genoclysm> With synonyms, I'm getting 37 words so far.
<Genoclysm> >.>
* Genoclysm is tempted to actually submit this "article". :D
<Alac> Nuuu
<Genoclysm> But it's up to forty words!
<Alac> 300 words or nothing D:
<Genoclysm> 61 words.
<Genoclysm> Does it have to only be about Green Nasties? I'm up to 88 words, and think I could reach 300 if I can do multiple monsters.
<Genoclysm> >.>
<Alac> No XD
<Alac> You are not doing this for an article XD
<Genoclysm> >:P
* Alac refuses XD
Yes, we are a silly bunch of people. Here's what I managed to get:
Green Nasties sneeze, crawl, slime, coat, cover, and swathe floors. They eat, chew on, munch, devour, gnaw, nibble, taste, lick, chomp, gobble, bite, and snack on people and things. Green Nasties hide and sneak until they attack, assault, assail and stare at adventurers. They generate, create, make, and produce mucus. Green Nasties harass, bother, torment, torture, frighten, scare, terrify, alarm, startle, upset, worry, distress, disturb, trouble, perturb, agitate, concern, agonize, and antagonize Zorbak and Muglen. They multiply, ransack, surprise, shock, catch off-guard, and astonish, and they form gangs.
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