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Tommy slowly, but surely, walked off to the smith. Along the way, he noticed that there was a play going on, entitled, “The Masked Knight.” Tommy assumed that it had to do with him, and thus he entered. The stage director was just setting up the first scene, when he noticed Tommy walk in. “He’s here!” he said. This stage director was a Halfling, and thus very short. The body was slim and athletic, and the hair was black. The rest of the stage crew quickly noticed Tommy’s entrance, and looked right at him. Tommy waved his hand. “Hi,” is all he said. “We were just going to start up our play. Would you care to play the lead?” the stage director asked. “Why not? Just give me the script.” “Yes, of course.” The stage director quickly turned to the crew. “Get this man his script, ASAP!” One of the crewmen, an Elf, gave Tommy his script. “Here you go good sir. I am honored to be working with Lebanon’s star,” he said. “It’s an honor just to be recognized,” Tommy replied. He quickly began to flip through the script to find his lines. The first thing he noticed was the fight against the Minotaur and the wizard. Instead of it being a quick and relatively bloodless battle, it showed it being a climactic clash, with Tommy making the rookie mistake of attacking the wizard first. It also showed him being hit several times but shrugging it off. Next thing was when Leola took off the mask. They showed General Tommy as a human with a horrible scar over his right eye. Tommy objected to this. “Excuse me, but the mask shouldn’t come off. And for the record, I don’t have a horrible scar. The mask is for something else,” he said. “So we’ll cut that scene then,” the Halfling said. “Also, how did you know that Leola knew my little secret?” “We have our ways.” Tommy sighed, and continued to flip through the script. It detailed all of his adventures, his clash against the dragon, and his numerous raids in bandit territory. However, it always made Tommy look like an overly-eager rookie. Tommy cast the thought aside, and began memorizing his lines. By about the third read-through, he had them all memorized, including his stage directions. “Got it,” he said. “Good. Alright, let’s rehearse. Our play comes in tonight!” the stage director ordered. The actors took their places. The play went through almost perfectly on the first try. The only mistake was Tommy “editing” some of the lines to be more like the real thing. But he eventually settled for the less realistic stage version. The crowd managed to fill in near the time for the play. Tommy took a deep breath, and remembered his training. Thomas, what do you do when confronted with a large army? He remembered his instructor say. Do I take out the biggest threat first? Tommy asked. No, you rely on your brothers to pull off the best act of all time! This time, his “brothers” were the other actors. Tommy calmed his mind, and began his act. The Halfling director stepped out beyond the curtains. “My friends, today we give you a very special presentation of Lebanon’s greatest hero, the Masked Knight! Starring the Masked Knight himself!” he yelled. A loud cheer came up from the crowd, although a few disbelieved it was Tommy playing his own role. Tommy sighed. “Well, let’s see how much of a fool I make of myself,” he muttered. “You’ll do great man,” the Elf who gave him his script replied. The Elf was playing the role of the wizard. The Dragon was in fact played by a Dragon, but the Minotaur was a human in a costume. There was a wide array of his previous adversaries, and even a version of Leola. “Thanks,” Tommy replied. “And now, without further a due, let the play begin!” the Halfling said, walking behind the curtain. Tommy took another calming stance, and then walked out onto the play. He approached the man playing King Jakgo--another old human--and said, “I have traveled from afar to find work here in this wonderful kingdom. What quests do you have for me?” The fake King Jakgo replied, “My daughter has been kidnapped. You must rescue her. Do so, and I shall award you greatly.” Tommy bowed. “I shall leave at once.” The curtain dropped as the scenery changed. When it came back up, Tommy was asking random civilians as to what they saw. Only one, a Halfling, gave the correct answer. “I saw a Minotaur and an Elf take the Princess to a dungeon. You should go find her,” he said. “Very well,” Tommy replied, running off-stage right. The curtain dropped. As the background was changed, one of the cast members came up and handed Tommy some plastic swords. “So as to avoid any…damages to the cast members,” he explained. Tommy eyed the cast member--the Elf Wizard—as if he was checking to make sure he wasn’t the real thing. It was almost impossible to tell except for the one area where one eye color didn’t match the other. Tommy looked at the other cast members and their weapons. They all had the gleam that came when metal was hit with light. Those are real weapons! he concluded. Someone’s trying to get me killed…and I think I know who… Tommy took the plastic swords. “I’ll go and swap these out now,” he said, although he was lying. He walked off to his dressing room and dropped the plastic swords off in the trash. Next thing Tommy did was walk back to take his place at the stage. He had reached his targets. “So, you have the princess,” Tommy said, following the script. “Yes. Now die!” the Elf Wizard replied, shooting a fireball at Tommy. Tommy stepped to the side, causing the fireball to miss. The Minotaur then charged, holding his axe up high. Tommy met the axe with his own blades. The clang of metal on metal was heard, and sparks began to fly as both Tommy and the Minotaur dueled. The crowd gazed in amazement. Just like before, it was a fair shove, although this one was for only a couple seconds. Then Tommy’s Orcish strength began to push back the axe. As soon as he finished shoving it back, he took the offense and landed two quick swipes on the body. The wizard had prepared another fireball, but Tommy reenacted what had happened before, by taking the Minotaur as a meatshield. The Minotaur took the fireball directly on his body, and began yelling in pain. Tommy silenced him by snapping his neck. The Stage Director looked confused. “This wasn’t in the script…” he muttered. “It looks like he’s onto us…” an Elf said, walking out of the shadows. It was Ylthorin. The Elf Wizard prepared another fireball, only to have Tommy whip out an exploding dagger and throw it directly into the fireball. Another, much larger explosion occurred, causing the Elf Wizard to become little more than two small feet. Tommy untied the fake princess and said, “This is some quality rope.” The curtain dropped as the next scene approached. The fake princess said, “You didn’t follow the script.” Tommy simply pointed out, “The crowd loved it. An overeager rookie never can do what I’ve done, so I’m reenacting what actually occurred.” “Alright…are those two really dead?” “No, of course not,” Tommy said, once again lying. “Those magical effects only make them look dead.” The next scene approached as Tommy and the fake princess walked out on stage. This scene was when Tommy’s mask came off, and Ylthorin attacked. However, Tommy was prepared. When the metal mask came off, a balaclava was underneath it. “Yes, behind my mask, is another mask. Always need to make sure that my identity isn’t revealed,” Tommy explained. When he had gone to throw out the fake swords, Tommy had noticed a balaclava nearby, one that would be able to cover up his teeth too. He had taken off his helmet and put it on before he walked out. However, the stage director was not amused. The crowd, on the other hand, loved it. Ylthorin then walked out. However, there was something different. He wore a monocle on his left eye. “Right ho good sir! You are no hero! You have slaughtered innocents!” he said, attempting a fake royal accent. “Killing innocents? I never intend to do just that. Any such events are purely accidental in nature. What does it mean to you?” Tommy replied. He also whispered, “And why are you wearing a monocle?” Ylthorin replied, “This monocle shows that I am a fancy man, unlike you, brute! Now, let us fight!” Tommy saw that combat would be inevitable, but he once again reenacted what had happened before. He took the fake princess hostage. “No, I don’t think I will. Leave, or I will kill her,” he said. “What?!” the fake princess yelled. “Just play along,” Tommy whispered, albeit it loud enough so that the viewers could hear it. Ylthorin knew that Tommy means what he says. “Taking a princess as a hostage? You brute!” he yelled. Tommy sighed, and once again reenacted what had actually happened, by leaping off of the princess, yelling, “I leave a boot to the head!” and slamming his right boot right on Ylthorin’s head. Ylthorin smashed into the ground, almost splintering the wood. Tommy then turned to the princess. “Sorry to put you in such a situation. Let us hurry back to the king,” he explained, and the two ran off stage. The rest of the play went by rather smoothly, going exactly how things went by Tommy’s discretion. The battles were often quick and relatively bloodless. At the end of the play, the crowd went wild. “ENCORE! ENCORE!” the crowd yelled. Tommy looked up out of a window, noticing that it was almost time for the mission. “Sorry good sirs, but I cannot. I have a mission to complete. Adios!” Tommy said, and ran off to the castle.
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