Suikoman444
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The BURPs are back! Every couple years, the population of a type of giant rat known as BURPs (Big Ugly Rat Pests) grows so large that the rodents become a dire threat to crops, food supplies, and sometimes even people. This year, thier appearance was late... but only because SOMEONE was figuring out a way to make them more dangerous! Zorbak: Whew!! I seem to have lost that humongous mouse-like creature! It would not suit the greatest Ebil necromancer of all time to be eaten by a mouse! Zorbak: *sniff* What IS that smell? It is as though cabbage, brussels sprouts, rotten boot leather, mildew, and horse pucky all joined forces to invade my nostrils... BURP: squeek Zorbak: ............ THE BURPS ARE BACK! Every 2 years, Big Ugly Rat Pests (BURPs) attack farms, eating crops and food supplies everywhere! This year, it is rumored a super intelligent BURP called the Pied Burper is controlling them. Stop the BURPs before it's too late! Shoot BURPs! For each BURP shot, you gained .1% BTH for ranged attacks, for a max of 20%. To Battle! With Artix With Mercuria With Vince With Galanoth With Rhubarb By yourself 2 BATTLES Level 19 and Below Baby BURP BURP (2) BURP Slayer?? Fat BURP Starved BURP Level 20-39 Baby BURP BURP (2) BURP (40) BURP Slayer?? Fat BURP King BURP (40) Little BURP Starved BURP Level 40-69 Big BURP BURP (2) BURP (40) BURP Slayer?? Fat BURP King BURP (40) Little BURP Mini BURP Level 70-89 BURP (40) BURP Slayer?? Drowned Angry BURP King BURP (70) Little BURP Mini BURP Level 90 and Above BURP (40) BURP Slayer?? Drowned Angry BURP King BURP (120) Mega BURP Mini BURP Rabid BURP Teeny BURP Once 1,500,000 BURPs were defeated. 1 BATTLE Level 39 and Below Rizzo and Ratso (2) Level 40 and Above Rizzo and Ratso (10) 1 BATTLE Level 34 and Below Pied Burper (60) Level 35-54 Pied Burper (80) Pied Burper (100) Level 55-79 Pied Burper (120) Level 80 and Above Pied Burper (140) Artix: The Pied Burper and his rats are gone!! Thank goodness-- All those giant mice were beginning to 'rattle' me. Galanoth: Please Artix, my friend, no more puns today. I only want to savor the victory over our enemies today, pun-free. Artix: Oh, okay. But only because you asked. Now, time to see what rewards we have! You enter the war chest shop and could purchase Weapons: Burpfangs (10/65) Magical Wedges of Cheese (35/75) Whiptails (25/85) Misc: Lucky BURP's Feet (10/50) Artix: The next time the BURPs arrive, we will be more ready for them than ever before! Correction from Stephen Nix.
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