lord_asparagus
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Yay, an MtAK thread! Haven't had one of these for a long time... At this point I'm wondering why I wanted one so badly boredom I guess. Please be aware that these questions will, of course, be pointless, annoying, painful, and asparagus-ish. I may edit them so I like them better. You've been warned. You become the president of the United States. What is the first thing you do? Now now >.> I can't reveal future steps in my world domination plan. In the night you are stabbed by your vice president, a spiteful young man named L. Asparagus. You are reincarnated as a daisy. Now what do you do? I shall...PHOTOSYNTHESIZE! A Terran force composed of 1000 Marines, 1000 Stormtroopers, 200 Jedi, 300 Spartans, and a partridge in a pear tree is approaching, intent on slaughtering you. They are led by Master Chief and Samus Aran. You are backed against a cliff and have nowhere to run. In your possession is nothing but a titanium spork, a hand grenade, a paper clip, and a bottle of ketchup. What do you do? I dig a pit and place the hand grenade within, I cover the grenade with dirt and stab the spork into said dirt. When the grenade explodes the spork will vibrate with a specific frequency allowing me to call the Zerg Swarm and obliterate the puny enemy forces. I will then let the Zerg dine on the remains, with the ketchup, and make the paperclip into a lockpick. OH NOES! A NINJA ATTACK! Finally, the damn assasin I hired was late. I thought you'd run out of questions. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *stabbed by ninja* YES! Just kidding! DAMN YOU! Would you rather shake hands with me (virtually, of course) or have your arm cut off? I don't have an arm I have a wing. So HA! Please press the red button: O Yay! Now press the blue button: O Wooh! Now press the yellow button: O Funny, I was under the impression those explosions were somewhere in the Nevada Desert Good thing I'm an immortal psionic being of ultimate power. And finally, press the purple button: O I'm invincible. PHAIL. Well, we're done. Bye... for now. Aww, so soon? Finally you worthless scum of the earth -Lord A. BP PWNS JUU
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