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Twilly Got Run Over By a Deery
To the tune of "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer"
By Genoclysm
Twilly got ran over by a Deery
walking home from Yulgar's Frostval eve.
You may say that Zorbak's not so ebil,
but as for me and Blackhawke, we believe.
He'd been listening to Twig for hours,
and we begged him not to go,
he had not regained his senses
and he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Frostval morning,
no one really seemed to care.
They were all busy with presents
that they had freshly recovered from Sandy Claws.
Twilly got ran over by a Deery
walking home from Yulgar's Frostval eve.
You may say that Zorbak's not so ebil,
but as for me and Blackhawke, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Twig.
He's been taking it so well,
dreaming about fwish and icecweam,
and making Blackhawke tear out his own hair.
It's not Frostval without Twilly.
All the punters are growing bored,
and we just cannot help but wonder
if we can survive through the next war.
(We need healing!)
Twilly got ran over by a Deery
walking home from Yulgar's Frostval eve.
You may say that Zorbak's not so ebil,
but as for me and Blackhawke, we believe.
Now the presents had all opened
revealing our new weapons of war (Ooh!)
which caused us many accidents
that Twilly could have cured a year before.
I've warned all our friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license
to a crazed and ebil necromancer.
Twilly got ran over by a Deery
walking home from Yulgar's Frostval eve.
You may say that Zorbak's not so ebil,
but as for me and Blackhawke, we believe.
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Trudging through a Frozen-Solid Land
(to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
by Personator
Sword blades sing, are you listenin'?
It's a pain, snow is freezing.
A chaotic sight,
we're fighting tonight,
trudging through a frozen-solid land!
Shocked away, is the Thunderbird,
Here to stay is the Umbral Bird.
He sings a dark tune
As we fight 'till noon,
trudging through a frozen-solid land.
In the field we can build a snowman,
That comes alive and scares off half the town.
He'll ask if we're heroes,
we'll say, "Oh yeah!
It's our solemn job
to defend the town.
Later on, we'll get tired,
But we'll fight - we're inspired
To face unafraid
the monster crusade
trudging through a frozen-solid land.
In the field we can build a snowman,
And destroy the entire Nightmare Realm.
We'll go in and fight like crazy madmen
until no more, in nightmares, we will drown.
When it snows, we are willing -
trek through snow, monster killing.
We'll swordfight and quell an eternal spell
trudging through a frozen-solid land.
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Memories from a Fighter
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
By Personator
Crashing in the snow
with a monster yet to slay.
O’er the trees I go
Flying all the way
Bells of warning sound
of danger yet to fight
What fun it is to stop and see
a Dragonlord tonight!
Cast a spell, purge a well
full of undead prey.
Oh, what fun it is to fight
in a monster-filled new day.
Slash a sword, come aboard,
join in our brigade.
You will find a new reward
from every monster wave!
A day or two ago
I thought I'd set my sights
on Xan’s infernal horde
and attack it in the night.
His camp was well prepared,
I don’t know what I thought.
I just know I got ensnared
and I almost got caught!
Cast a spell, purge a well
full of undead prey.
Oh, what fun it is to fight
In a monster-filled new day
Slash a sword, come aboard,
join in our brigade.
You will find a new reward
from every monster wave!
---
Geary, the Gremlin-Slayer
(To the tune of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer)
By Personater
You've seen Volt Thorn, Sepulchure,
Tyrant, and Geekatron.
Of WolfBlade and Runehawk,
and also Mystraven.
But do you recall
the most famous mecha of all?
Geary the Gremlin Wrangler
Had some very shiny chrome
And if you ever fought him,
You could even say it shown!
All of the other mecha
used to douse him with some flames
They never let poor Geary
Play once in the G.E.A.R.S Games
Then one buggy release day,
Warlic came to say,
"Geary with your chrome so bright,
Can you fight Gremlins tonight?"
Then all the mecha loved him
As he did his job quickly.
"Geary the Gremlin Wrangler,
You saved this week's release!"
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