This is a silly song/poem written by an irritated DragonSlayer after his spell produced unfavorable results.
(To the tune of B. J. Thomas's "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head")

Dragons Keep Falling on my Head

Dragons keep fallin' on my head
I used my Skyfire spell to strike 'em all dead
But then they all came down
Those dragons are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

So I took my grief to DragonSlayer Gal'
Ya know, I thought that the man was my pal
Told me to suck it up
Those dragons are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

But there's one thing I know
The mugs they send to eat me won't defeat me
It won't be long until glory steps up to greet me

Dragons keep falling on my head
But the little rookies would be filled with dread
Not the case with me
'Cause I'm an epic master of my slayin'
Because I'm strong
Nothin's gonna go wrong

It won't be long until glory steps up to greet me

Dragons keep falling on my head
But the little rookies would be filled with dread
Not the case with me
'Cause I'm an epic master of my slayin'
Because I'm strong
Nothin's gonna go wrongggggggggggg

(At this point, a fat, blue dragon falls from the sky and squishes him.)