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Hero's Heart Day/Snugglefest Singles Ads
By Genoclysm
When brainstorming ideas for this issue, the idea of Hero's Heart singles ads was brought up. While considering how to go about doing this, I recalled the positive feedback of the riddles. One thought led to another, and so I've decided to make a game out of it, just for fun. See if you can guess who the following entirely fictional* ads belong to.
Seeking one hearty adventurer, full of vitality and healthy blood. Must love moonlit walks through Darkovia, be fearless, and have poor night vision. **
Seeking a beautiful dragon who loves lazy flights and travelling the world. Must also not mind their date being constantly on call for helpless Guardians.
Seeking a Guardian. Any will do. Please, no adventurers. They give me indigestion. ***
Seeking a handsome, rich, and possibly adventurous explorer who has a knack for finding rare artifacts and ruins and showering a girl with gifts, preferably from said ruins.
Seeking an intellectual with a penchant for fish and icecream. Must not mind rare but significant speech impediments and short attention spans.
Seeking anything with a healthy and well exercised brain. Must think often and preferably have short hair cut close to the scalp.
Seeking a brave mecha pilot who loves working on engines and machines and loves watching lots of anime.
* See?! I put in a disclaimer! It's not slander! Please don't kill me!
** ...sounds more like a recipe than an ad to me.
*** Buddy, I don't think these are the right kind of ads for you...
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