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The second AQW AK to make a terrible mistake.
1)Seriously?
Srs?
2)How much time do you plan devote to work?
All I can.
3)How are the Shackles?
Comfy.
4)Will you become distant and untouchable?
It's quit possible.
5)How are the shiny new buttons?
I have had them. :P
6)Why the duck-billed platypus?
Why not?
7) Favorite Calvin and hobbes quote?
Never read enough to know. D:
8) Favorite XKCD Quote?
Say what now?
9) If a genie offered you one wish, and will try to corrupt it no matter what, and you have to gain something material out of it, what would your wish be? You have unlimited clauses, but they all have to be supporting the one wish.
I would ask for a lamp. Or a ninja monkey.
10) What are your plans for the economy?
I have a plan?
11) How many pigs feet fit in a decade?
10
12) I iz in your base, editing in your colorz
NOES! Get out!
13) What mathematical property states that a=a?
Common Sense?
14) Where does the name Xenaphos come from?
A friend.
15) Do you remember me from anywhere?
Sorry. D:
16) Square or microphone?
Lamp.
17) What are you charging?
My Lamp.
18) Where is the Far Side?
Behing the Lamp.
19) Is there a secret AK organization to take of the world?
/me kills
20) Do you think trade would benefit AQW?
No. I'm a rare collector. :P
21) Are you an avid AQW player, or were you just picked for your forum skills?
Both. >:D
22) Do I really get two cents for this?
3
23) Have you read Terry Pratchett? He's a knight, you know.
Never.
24) Are you proTwilight, AntiTwilight, or neutral?
Never read it. Lamp?
25) What foriegn languages do you know?
Spanish?
26) Am I taxing you're patience yet?(8.125% of income) Most people throw stones at me by now.
I'm having fun. Bring it on.
27) Favorite color?
Green
Favorite book in:
28) Biography?
Umm. Chuck Norris?
29) Fiction?
Too many. :P
30) Non fiction?
Too many to have an opinion.
31) Favorite president?
Honest Abe.
32) Do you know any famous presidential speeches by heart?
I had to memorize the Gettysburg Address in 8th grade. Does that count?
33) what is your favorite drink?
Blood. Orange Juice.
34) According to evolution, which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?
I'm Christian. :P
35) What is the bestselling book in the world of all time?
Green Eggs & Ham.
36) What is the average annual precpitation in the Amazon basin in inches?
Lamp.
37) Which is better, Metric or whatever americans use?
Metric
38) Google or Yahoo?
Google.
39) On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pyro are you?
8.75
40) Does god so help you?
He does.
At this point, I am normally lynched.
Bring it on Donkey Kong. :D
41) Do you like the onion?
Si
42) Favorite Cheese?
Ricotta.
43) Which battle ended the Greco-Persian Wars?
I refuse to spend 10 mins on Wikipedia.
44) What weapons do vikings use?
Bear-Blasting LASERS.
45) Do you have a private instance in AQW that just you use?
#4747
46) What's your religion? (Don't NEED to answer, but it would be nice)
Christian, Presbyterian to be specific.
47) Which religious texts have you read?
The Bible. :P
48) What is your favorite myth?
Too many.
49) What is your eye color?
Green.
50) What is your hair color?
Brown
51) What are your feelings on the War in Iraq?
A big strain money-wise, but necessary at this point.
52) Who won the Israeli election?
Lamp.
53) Do you know how to make Molotov cocktails?
/me throws.
54) What is the most deadly weapon in your house?
MY FISTS!
55) What is the most deadly weapon in your house that you can use?
SEE #54
56) If you could have one thing that will function perfectly, but would be made out of gold, what would it be?
A Lamp.
57) What is your favorite dessert?
Your face.
58) What is your favorite meal?
Fish.
59) What is your favorite bird?
Doh-Doh.
60) What is your current plan to major in in college?
I'ma goin to med school.
61) What college is your goal?
I'ma goin to Vandy. :P
62) Which foriegn countries have you visited?
Canada, and Scandinavia.
63) What are the capitals of those countries?
Lampburg.
64) Can you think of an anagram of your name? (Lord Xenaphos, not real one)
Door Lexnaphs?
65) Have you murdered me yet?
When I get to 100.
66) What are your phobias?
Claustrophobia.
67) What writing utensil do you use?
A knife.
68) Link to a funny picture.
http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/internet4.jpg
69) Link to a funny youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1YJbCftjBI
70) Link to a cool picture.
http://shimoda7.deviantart.com/art/prisoner-of-my-own-33234157
71) Link to a cool youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-yldqNkGfo
72) What are your feelings on Barack Obama?
Pass.
73) What are your feelings on vegetarianism or veganism?
I liek meat.
74) What is your favorite inspirational quote?
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
75) What is your favorite funny quote?
See #74
76) Do you think the recently discovered Homo Florsesiensis is a Homo Sapiens, Homo Erectus, or something else?
Lamp.
77) If you were god, what statement would you create the world with if it had no effect on the world?
Pass.
78) If you were god, what statement would you create the world with if it had an effect on the world?
Pass.
79) Are you well muscled?
Yes. :P (Not on an Arnold level. :P)
80) Why is killing bad? (serious)
A loss of any life is bad. Even a lamp.
81) Why is gold worth so much?
The lack of it?
82) If you could make an invention to do one thing, that wouldn't allow you to somehow get more inventions, wishes etc., what would it be?
A LAMP.
83) Do you like txt tlk?
ys i do
84) Do you like 1337 5P34k?
No.
85) Do you like RaNDoM CApitAlIZATioNs?
yEs
86) What is your opinion on the Harry Potter series?
I lieks them.
87) Why is sliced bread so great that all other inventions are measured against it?
It does Pwn, doesn't it?
88) What are the 7 simple machines?
Screw, Pulley, Lever (and fulcrum), wheel and axle, inclined plane, wedge,
89) What are the seven deadly sins?
Umm. 10 commandments much, but Greed, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, and Pride. :P
90) Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Lamp.
91) Why does everyone think eating carrots helps your eyesite?
YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T!
92) If you are attacked by a troll in the middle of the woods, what do you do?
Chuck Norris
93) If you are attacked by a troll in the middle of a discussion about how to improve the US economy, what do you do?(PreAKing)
Chuck Norris
94) What originally happened to Little Red Riding Hood?
She fell in a well.
95) How did the modern image of Santa come into existance?
Umm... Niceness?
96) What is the point of Bandanas?
What isn't?
97) Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Yes.
98) What is your opinion on rickrolls?
I love the song.
99) If I say Pix, what comes to your mind?
A long, paper tube filled with sugar.
100) Who are you, and what did you do with the real Lord Xenaphos?
Lamp.
< Message edited by Lord Xenaphos -- 3/6/2009 17:01:17 >
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