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5/6/2012 22:35:31   
Razen
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Prologue:


I sighed and calmly said to myself, "How am I going to pull a team together in this hectic chaos?" I looked around me, the city was anarchy anyways without the horrendous mayor. Uberopolis was doomed if he was to stay in office. NegativeMan had already laid waste to the Bank and Plaza, and it was his first day. That day just happened to be Tuesday. I had continued talking to myself, "If only I was mayor of this blasted metropolis of insanity-"

I was cut off by the blaring reiteration of a nearby figure... "I'm sorry, but City Hall is closed and not allowing any visitors," ShieldMan stated, "I'd love to let you in, but as I stated, NO Visitors allowed." I knew ShieldMan didn't care for the Mayor himself, but he was a being of responsibility and dedication. There was a huge crowd before him trying to get past him, a futile effort. ShieldMan is renown around the Omniverse for his defense, they'd never get past him. So, I did my best to slip next to ShieldMan in the tumult of the fiasco.

"Hey, ShieldMan, pal, you wouldn't mind helping an old friend for just a second, would ya?" I bravely queried ShieldMan, for I knew that I get my way. For, if there was one thing that I could do, was get people to join my cause and I'd lead them better than anyone could, even with the worst of plans. And, so, ShieldMan was under my influence to whatever plan I might concoct, even if it was leading them into failure, it would be done gloriously.

ShieldMan within my trance, had immediately agreed to join the group, only saying, "Sure, LeaderMan, what're friends for?" It was kinda hard to hear him, what with the riot going on right next to us. But, I paid little attention to that, since none of them bothered trying to hurt us, since I was behind ShieldMan. With my back to the door of City Hall...I knew that NegativeMan had an extended retinue of guards due to the outrage of the economic disaster to the city in less than 48 Hours. There was no way anyone would live going in, which is why I didn't even bother trying to unlock the door. Especially since he probably had AxeMan and SpearMan as personal guards.

For a moment, I had dazed off into my mind, derived from the world around me as I looked at the city falling to pieces before my eyes due to the horrible leadership of NegativeMan. The Tower of 1337 was literally cut in half diagonally and coming down in pieces onto the streets, people were in a manic craze to escape from certain death. It seemed that WeatherMan had made the skies black with fury, how fitting to the destruction...The H4X High School was shut down and all the windows broken, the walls covered in graffiti. The MLG Pro Court House was ironically filled with IllegalStuffMan selling...well...the obvious, it's in his name. And people were looking at LegendaryMan and asking who in BoseMan-EinsteinMan he was. It was worse than anarchy, worse than what is possible! It was almost like a inverse to what most people's abilities are...

"Uh, LeaderMan?" ShieldMan started, still holding off the crowd with his shield, "You wouldn't mind returning to the WorldWorld, would ya?" He flicked his finger on his left arm, very close to my eyes, I might add. It did snap me out of it though.

I flinched and jumped back in retaliation, "Woah! ShieldMan, sorry...I just kinda dozed off into my own world, except that it's still the same, and still falling apart. Look, if we're going to stop NegativeMan from destroying Uberopolis and maybe the entire WorldWorld, which includes the United States of Leet, we NEED SwordMan at least to help us." I knew that ShieldMan wouldn't be happy at that thought, as SwordMan and ShieldMan were brothers that despised each other...

ShieldMan had sighed and reluctantly concurred, "You're right, LeaderMan." Anyone could tell that ShieldMan was still unhappy with the thought though. Although, he also had somewhat of a look of curiosity on his face as to how I'd even find SwordMan. I hadn't a clue where to find him, but I suspected that someone should know around where he is. I had started thinking of who would know SwordMan well; Maybe TrainerMan knows where he is? What about MerchantMan? Perhaps FencingMan does? No, no, TrainerMan probably will know more than either of them.

"ShieldMan, you know TrainerMan, right?" I asked him, despite knowing that he more than likely does.

"Of course, I presume that you think TrainerMan knows where SwordMan is then?" ShieldMan had stated rather plainly, almost like he was half-dead.

"How astute, but still, he's the best lead we got," I replied, I wasn't exactly fond of his doubt to the plan.

"Not...really, you could've just asked me from the get-go...I am his brother, remember?" He had asked a rhetorical question, but how was I suppose to guess he knew exactly where SwordMan was?

"Sorry, I had thought that since you two didn't get along-" I started, but ShieldMan cut me off.

"Heh, you're forgiven, LeaderMan," ShieldMan was talking in kinda a joking manner, "SwordMan should be helping FarmerMan in the Vineyards."

"Why is SwordMan at the Vineyards...? Wasn't he banned last year?" I queried, pretty sure that they kicked him out because of him cutting down all the plants last year before they were ripe, ruining that year.

"They let him back in since he can work ten times faster than any of them, and they'll just bring him in whenever all the grapes are ripe," ShieldMan explained.

"I see, well, let us not tarry anymore!" I exclaimed and started my flight to the Vineyards.

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5/15/2012 7:50:04   
Razen
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Chapter 1: SwordMan and SummonerMan, use the H4X, Luke, err, SwordMan


The Vineyards weren't far, but it'd take us another hour if ShieldMan keep lagging behind as he is right now, I know that people said ShieldMan's Running.exe was malfunctioned, but I thought they were just poking fun at him...I guess not. Right now, we were in the Outskirts of Uberopolis, which while it looked a lot better than near City Hall, it was still a wreck. MerchantMan's store was in ruins, he was packing what supplies he could. "And that's the last of it, I think, I'll just have one more look to make sure though," MerchantMan said, trying to keep the destruction of his store from ruining him. He didn't really seem to be in the mood to talk, since he was mourning the lost of his fine shop.

"Well, uh, MerchantMan, have anything for us, since we're trying to impeach NegativeMan?" I had asked the grieving Salesman.

"Well...I do have this fine ShieldMan Shield Upgrade of Defensiveness +9..." MerchantMan began in his salesman voice, "Made of the finest Plotanium, err, uh, H4XToWorkium, which is able to block anything, y'know? I've heard that it has even blocked thoughts before..."

"How much will it be?" I queried him, doing my best not to be so easily swayed, even with how savvy MerchantMan is.

"Oh, nothing much, I'd say...hmm...10,000 Gold and 2,500 Secondary Currency?" He asked rhetorically, questioning how much I knew my way around around appraising an object.

"You're bluffing, that's worth no more than 7,500 Gold and 1,875 Secondary Currency," I calmly stated, trying to get a bargain out of him.

"I see, you're still as shrewd as ever, LeaderMan," MerchantMan had begun, "So, I'll go to 8,250 Gold and 2000 Secondary Currency." I could tell that he wasn't willing to go any lower than that, so I took the offer.

"Nice doing business with you, MerchantMan," I had said, while motioning for ShieldMan to take the new shield. ShieldMan was somewhat slow and took a bit to realize that he was supposed to take the newly purchased shield. Still realizing that time was of the essence, I had faced towards ShieldMan and proclaimed, "Well, ShieldMan, we need to get back on track to the Vineyards."

"Of course, LeaderMan, we need to get to SwordMan quickly," ShieldMan had said rather dully, I was surprised that he was actually willing to admit the need of his brother. "SwordMan is the only one that could beat NegativeMan's guards...unless the storybooks are true-"

"Wait, do you mean...VictoryMan? But, isn't he just a legend that OverlyImaginativeMan made up?" I had heard a few tales of VictoryMan upon his Dinosaur mount, and I don't even know what a Dinosaur is. I sighed, "I digress, we have no idea if VictoryMan exists or where he'd be if he does, so we need SwordMan."

"So, about how long until we get to the Vineyards?" ShieldMan questioned me, more so bored than actually curious. Since, there wasn't much to look at the outskirts, except for the ruin of the inner city. The riots were out of control, the H4X0R Prison overrun, the Pro Police Department abandoned...NegativeMan was making too quick of work to Uberopolis. We need to hurry if we're going to stop him, otherwise we'll be fighting the apocalypse.

Although, I hadn't taken much notice until now of how much better that the WorldWorld looked as we progressively got further and further away from Uberopolis, I can see the gradual change now. It went from a total wasteland to this serene grassland, but wait, wasn't this were the Vineyards were last year? Something wasn't right, this was exactly where the plantation was last year, it couldn't have disappeared. What in BoseMan-EinsteinMan was going on!?

"Uh, should be about five minutes away, ShieldMan," I said, thinking a little on where the Vineyards were, "Why?" Just as I stated that, rather blandly, we were at the gates. It was almost as though it was a magical password to be teleported there. "Errr...m...How convenient?" My question was a rhetorical one, we both knew it was incredibly helpful, suspiciously helpful.

We looked around us immediately for SwordMan, we didn't see him, but saw a large amount of grapes fall right to the ground. We guessed he was around there, but right next to us was FarmerMan, who was almost as confused as us. "Eh...you two mind explaining how y'all got 'ere?" He queried at us, as though we knew how we arrived here with a great clarity and a means to explain it simply. Unfortunately for all of us, we had no idea.

"Well, FarmerMan, sir, the best that we know is that I had said 'Why?' and then...we just were here the next second, I don't know anymore than that," I stated, hoping that he'd believe me, since I kind of like living, just a little. Furthermore, since NegativeMan must be stopped before Uberopolis and maybe even the United States of Leet is destroyed from bad leadership.

"Uh huh, so you boys learned y'erselves the password for these here Vineyards," FarmerMan said, without any real surprise now. I was still somewhat confused as to why they'd need a password for a Vineyard. I mean, they couldn't possibly need that much security, could they?

"I guess so, FarmerMan," I spoke in relief. Looking in further detail, since there now wasn't a shotgun pointed at my face, I noticed a great deal. The grape vines themselves, seemed surreal, almost cartoon-ish. The plantation's mansion was elegant, intricate even, considering the disfigured speech and backwards nature of the owner. The front door was quite ornate and the windows were a foggy, dark gray. The wood of the mansion was covered in a dark indigo paint. In the far distance, were the shacks were the SlaveMen used to work day in and day out for years without a penny for their troubles. Fortunately, the SlaveMen were abolished by PresidentMan some years back in the CivilMan War, I was always against slavery personally anyways.

"So, I'm guessing that SwordMan is here?"

"Yup, he's even thar," FarmerMan had said, pointing over towards where the grape vines were just falling down and to pieces in seconds. "He's a fine help, so I gotta ask ya, what ya need 'em for?"

"Well, my good sir, have you heard of how NegativeMan became Mayor last Tuesday?" I began, "Well, let's just say, that we need to remove him from office or else the world may be doomed from bad leadership." I had made certain to sound as serious as possible, for he might've thought I was joking. I needed to let everyone know just how bad NegativeMan was, at least as many as I could.

"Ah, I see, yeah, you can have 'em," He said, and took a deep breath to get ready to shout, "SwordMan! I need ya to go with LeaderMan and your brother, ShieldMan!" Far in the distance, I could start making out a figure, who could be no other than SwordMan. He seemed quite fit and built, I guess that is to be expected with his consistent use of a sword. He was getting closer, he has to be sprinting. He'll be exhausted by the time he gets here, but how far away can he be? How expansive can this Vineyard be if we were here and couldn't even see it?

"Err, uh, FarmerMan, how large is this place, anyways?"

"Well, fellers, I can explain it like 'dis, this place here is larger than City Hall, boys."

"So, about how long will it take for SwordMan to get here?"

"I'd say give 'em 'bout five minutes," FarmerMan responded. And, with each passing second, the figure came into better focus, it wouldn't be too long until he was here. "Give 'em just a bit longer, fellers," FarmerMan calmly reiterated. It seemed just a tiny bit after he said that, that SwordMan was right before our eyes. SwordMan had looked like a rusted, almost faded warrior, with a bland, pale, and rather tasteless sword. I think that the blade was made from H4XToWorkium. To further on his appearance though, he was fairly standard in appearance outside of the rust that only he and ShieldMan had. I think the rust is a birthmark or some form of heretical marking, but I really have no idea.

"Well, hello, SwordMan," I began, "You wouldn't mind helping us would you?"

"Depends, what do you need help with?" SwordMan responded rather sharply, not cuttingly oddly though.

"Well, you know NegativeMan, yes? Well, he got into office, and we must forcibly remove him from office before he 'DESTROYS US ALL'! Especially since we can't just adapt to him, sorta...destroying the universe through bad leadership," I had stated rather clearly, hoping that SwordMan would join in on my *fabulous* plan. Not that I was worried that he wouldn't, because my power was very handy for these situations. ShieldMan was a tad questioning of my capability though, and showed some awkwardness, which really stood out considering he's more or less invincible so long as he has his shield up.

"I guess so, I mean, I don't have anything else to do," SwordMan replied, dully, how ironic considering his name.

"Welp, I guess you fellers will be on y'er way then?" FarmerMan queried, I supposed he was fairly annoyed that we were wasting his time and diverting him from working in the Vineyards.

"Oh, right, yes, of course, FarmerMan," I had began, as I had a habit of doing this, "Well, let's go. ShieldMan? SwordMan?"

"Alright," They groaned simultaneously. Did they both really dread each other so much? If they do, then why?

"Hmm, well, let's see here, who else might we need to add to this team...?" I said, trying to think of some myself.

"How about-" ShieldMan was cut off by his older brother, "...SpeedMan." ShieldMan had barely whimpered the last bit though.

"We could use SummonerMan," SwordMan had interrupted.

"Ah, yes, SummonerMan," I started, "He's the one who can summon anything that does, doesn't, can't, wouldn't, shouldn't, and might possibly exist, right?" I wonder, though, who would we know that would know where SummonerMan is?Hmm...maybe...MagicMan would know, since SummonerMan is a magician, probably. But, where would MagicMan be in this outrage, hmm...this is being quite a conundrum. Wait, by Jove, I think I got it! MagicMan would be in his study in his tower! "Err, you two, you both know how to get to MagicMan's Tower, don't you?"

"But, of course," SwordMan responded snobbishly and piercingly.

"I do as well..." ShieldMan shied, stepping more into the background. He was being overshadowed by his Glass Cannon older brother.




Meanwhile, in Uberopolis City Hall, NegativeMan and his henchman, which included me, SpearMan, and AxeMan sat at a round table, the place was rather serene considering the population going berserk right outside. "Well, look, this isn't working out, we need to stop LeaderMan before they get SummonerMan to join their team," NegativeMan started, putting out the cigar in his hand, "Because, if they got themselves SummonerMan, they can summon themselves VictoryMan, and you all know who he is, right?"

"Isn't he that TalentMan that OverlyImaginativeMan came up with in one of the storybooks?" I stated coldly as I changed the color of my scales to an intense blue-green to stand out from the furniture's dark browns and light golds. "And, uh, how did you learn about this...anyways?" I queried, seeing as I had no idea how in BoseMan-EinsteinMan that he could've learned it overnight.

"The very same, LizardMan, and he makes whoever he is sided with instantly win, no matter what, also as to how I had taken notice of LeaderMan's plans was that I google'd it and there was a story telling me all about it, written by a 'Razen' or something funky like that," NegativeMan deeply stated before coughing, sorta like General Grevious. "Regardless, I need you, LizardMan, to stop LeaderMan's team before they get SummonerMan, meanwhile, I'll handle SelfishMan and the presidential election," NegativeMan got out before he started hacking up again, he had immediately did the body language to ask for a tissue. He was quickly handed one by SpearMan, NegativeMan then started coughing onto the thin, soft fabric. There was a dark red stain running through it after he had finished.

"I understand, NegativeMan," I had slithered the words out of my mouth before he jumped out of the top floor of this skyscraper of a City Hall and began gliding. The wind was a speeding bullet to me as I felt what it was like to be airborne, I also tried to stay in the air as long as possible to get as much of the StarStar's warmth as possible. I did, inevitably, shed some scales during this flight to the rather respectable Team of LeaderMan's, which was currently made up of LeaderMan, ShieldMan, and SwordMan. Fortunately for me though, I'm quite versatile in comparison to almost any other TalentMan. I am capable of self-camouflage, flight, easy escape, as well as some more offensive capabilities, such as spitting blood out of my eyes, I have dangerous saliva due to the bacteria levels in it, and I'm even venomous.

It wasn't long before I had reached his objective though, actually, as MagicMan's Tower was fairly close to the edifice known as City Hall. I had just barely landed maybe some fifty centimeters from the edge of the third floor. I did not dare tarry, and began climbing to the top, which I needed to reach before LeaderMan's group. With the thin membrane that had kept me on the winds for so long now stretching and folding between my limbs as I worked my way up. Failure, simply was not an option for me, so with such admirable speed did I scale the abstracted, jaded side of MagicMan's Tower.

And, it was then that I had seen them all, LeaderMan, ShieldMan, SwordMan, and MagicMan. My mark was set for the kill, and I was in a perfect position to ambush them and neutralize LeaderMan. After that, SwordMan and ShieldMan would argue and bicker while I strike another blow against them. Oh joy, now I'm thinking like an assassin already. Next I'll be promoted to Executive Officer of Murder, won't I? Wait, no, I better not think about that happening or else it might actually happen...since NegativeMan reminds me of the man, the man with the power, the man with the hex. And I know it's going to get bad, it's going to get worse.

"So, MagicMan, you see, we're trying to find SummonerMan, and we think that you would be able to help us more than anyone else to find him, barring himself," LeaderMan had stated, he was good at this, I could tell.

"Err, sorry to interrupt you, LeaderMan, but I believe that I saw something...scaly move over that way," ShieldMan blundered bluntly.

"What are you talkin' about, I don't see anything, your eyes must be all messing up again," SwordMan blurted cuttingly to ShieldMan, "Like when we were hunting those rare exploding Black Eagles and you said you saw one." Well, from the looks of it, this will be even easier than I had it planned. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing, to be honest.

"Except that I most definitely did see one of those majestic birds, right before it kamikazed too!" ShieldMan responded back, rather angrily. I was surprised that he had even fought back at all.

"Preposterous, you are and were seeing things," SwordMan reiterated sharply. Oh boy, I think I might die in the crossfire of their argument. This is just dandy, at least I get good life and health insurance, not to even mention the dental that NegativeMan gives out. Heh, I wonder where the bloody badger finds all the money to give out such benefits and give a high salary, but I want to keep it like that. And, wait, I'm getting sidetracked, back to the mission, self.

"Oh, you will see! When you get struck down by it, you will be sorry!" ShieldMan shouted in response.

LeaderMan was busy trying to get them two to stop bickering, now was the time to strike and make the first kill. I slithered and stuck fast to the side as I sneaked my way towards getting behind LeaderMan. It would be a perfect way to stab him in the back and end him. As my scales turned a dark grey, to match the spiky spire, an even stealthier approach than my casual. I might've left a few traces, but they never would've noticed due to the immense argument going on between SwordMan and ShieldMan. MagicMan was even trying to get them to stop, but it seemed to be futile efforts.

"Oh, how foolish are you two, SwordMan and ShieldMan," I slipped the words from my dry, scaly lips. Blast, I might've doomed myself at this, but I doubt any of them could've heard my whispered words. Well, regardless, best be careful to keep from attracting more attention to myself.

"Didn't you hear that!? It's an assassin, he's here!" ShieldMan burst the words from his mouth, and moved trying to protect LeaderMan. Curse ShieldMan's defensive habits, he's so use to getting ambushed that he must know by instinct that LeaderMan would be the first target of any assassins. This will have just made this absurdly easy job a thousand times more difficult. Fortunately, I still have plenty of tricks up my sleeve, and the day is ending. I best get my money for doing this.

"Hearing things, now are we?" SwordMan began cuttingly, "Gee, you just got the Spooks, don't ya?" SwordMan dared himself to the edge to try and prove ShieldMan wrong, too bad for him, that I was on the other side of the tower by now. There was no way that they'd find me until after one of them was downed, but after that? I needed to distract and lure ShieldMan away from LeaderMan to make him vulnerable.

I slithered and crawled onto the roof of the tower, the smooth stones a pleasant change from the serrated sides of this bizarre, arcane edifice that was MagicMan's home. Some of my scales turn a deep turquoise, some a midnight blue, all just to match my surroundings perfectly. As I neared ShieldMan, I turned and made an almost 'U' like shape for a quicker escape. I pulled all of my focus into aiming where to spit the blood to lure ShieldMan away from LeaderMan. It was a painful but rather intimidating capability of mine, because who isn't somewhat daunted by blood being launched towards them.

I was positioned near MagicMan, so that it would splatter over ShieldMan and drag him away from LeaderMan. Perfect, time to strike, LizardMan. Let's do this. The blood shot and rushed away towards ShieldMan, and it painted him a deep, dark red. It began slowly dripping down making small little puddles of it, he was unable to even move in response. LeaderMan shuffled off away from the disgusting mess, trying to get to a safer spot. Wonderful, no, perfect! LeaderMan has fallen right for my wondrous trap! Oh joyous joy! I better try to avoid snickering like a little fangirl at how well this is going.

"I...what...how..." SwordMan was speechless, he couldn't make a complete thought in response to this, awestruck at his brother's new paint job. As I slipped around towards the frantic, panicking LeaderMan, I prepared to bite him and end his miserable, little life, whether it be my venom or the deadly bacteria in my slimy saliva, he was doomed.

I slipped and slithered my way right to LeaderMan. My venom was ready, my mouth watering with my bio-hazard saliva. I was expecting to feel the metal flesh, but there was just...nothing. What in BoseMan-EinsteinMan just happened!? LeaderMan was right there, and I still see him! He jumped away! But, how did he hear me!? Is he really just that antsy!? You've got to be kidding me...

"What was that!?!?!?!?" LeaderMan flipped out and was frantically jumping away from me, I had stayed as still as physically possible. My self-camouflage assisting in my actual location being blatantly revealed. My hands held fast to the roof, as I tried my best to remain hidden.

"Oh, come on now!" SwordMan burst ear-piercingly, "This is getting absurd! There's nothing there, look! I'll show ya!" He had angrily paced his way around the obstacles to get towards where I was, I gave up the stealthy approach and began head on towards SwordMan while I had the advantage of surprise! I carefully sprinted towards the dastardly, deadly SwordMan, and dashed past him. Some thin cuts were visible on SwordMan's armor, made by my vicious, sharp claws. I easily could tell that they were thrown off by this, not that I wasn't as well. I was already trying to make out the next part of the plan in a manner of improv planning similar to Dr. Kondraki.

A strike of lightning that struck ShieldMan's Shield had interrupted my thoughts for a second, but gave me a perfect opportunity to gain back the advantage. I immediately ran onto the nearest raindrop and precisely jumped from one drip of rainwater to the next. LeaderMan tried to gain back control of his team to try and counter the ominous disadvantage that is upon them. I slowly made my way back towards them, still going bit by bit in this storm. SwordMan was about twenty centimeters behind ShieldMan, with LeaderMan around the same distance behind SwordMan. This was their defensive trump card, which, if it wasn't for the fact that I could get around ShieldMan, would've worked flawlessly.

Wait, what is this, are they turning to form circles over time? Hmm, well played, LeaderMan, well played, unfortunately for you, I can openly attack anyone of you from above. I wonder if he realized this or not, maybe he didn't even understand the full extent of my powers? If so, then as an old inspiration of mine once said, "They're making this too easy!" I just need to catch the wind and glide towards LeaderMan, and then it would all be over. No, no, it couldn't possibly be that simple, ShieldMan would be a pain in the InappropriateWordMan, I bet.

"Wait, I have an idea that's just stupid enough to work," LeaderMan broke the thick silence, "ZA WARUDO!" Time was frozen, or at least I thought it was. HellMan! HellMan! Blasted HellMan! He's stopped time! How in the WorldWorld did that work!? There is no logical explanation as to how that could've possibly succeeded, yet it still happened! Somehow I feel that Plotanium had something to do with this. Wait, I can move, did they just...

"Guys, I think that we actually tricked him," LeaderMan said, trying to be as quiet as possible. They did! How dare they! They better not have just walked into his tower, no, they're still out there! They must pay for humiliating me like this! I need to get down there and kill them all!

"ShieldMan! Quick turn around! He's coming right at you from behind!" LeaderMan blurted, seeing glimpses of me as I danced to and fro on the rainwater. ShieldMan had gotten his shield to behind him just in the nick of time, blocking LizardMan from possibly killing him. Now, he flipped his body around to match where his shield was facing, right towards me. I made a 'U'-like dash to try and get around ShieldMan and at least kill LeaderMan, which would render the team useless.

"SwordMan! He's trying to get around ShieldMan! Get to ShieldMan's left and be prepared to slice and dice up some lizard!" As soon I heard this, I instantly thought, HellMan! Blasted HellMan! I need to turn around and 'Book it!' out of here! I can't turn around so easily though, I'm going too fast! InappropriateWordMan! InappropriateWordMan! I'm going to have to get near SwordMan if I'm going to live through this. I'd say that I would have to get to about a meter of distance between us before I could get the InappropriateWordMan outta here!

"I see him, LeaderMan! But he's just out of reach of my sword!" SwordMan shouted, "Should I grab him by the tail?" I was just starting to turn myself around to 'Cheese it!' as a Seamus O'Doherty put it. SwordMan was coming after me too, this was bad! InappropriateWordMan! InappropriateWordMan! InappropriateWordMan! Wait, why I am worrying? If he grabs my tail, I can just shed and get the HellMan outta here! I will even regrow the tail eventually, this is perfect, once again.

"I don't see why not..." LeaderMan said, rather annoyed by SwordMan already charging off after me without waiting for any response from him. Hey, wait, is the rain getting weaker? Yes, yes, it is! The drizzle must be over, well that means that I'll have to fly to get out of here, eh, whatever works. I felt a hand right at the tip of my tail, and I disengaged it from my body, but he wasn't ready to give up the chase. He was still coming after me, this wasn't working out! I needed to outrun him, I guess that it was a good thing that I can run on rainwater now!

SwordMan was outsmarting that tactic though, by actually destroying the rain with his sword! I don't even comprehend how, but it worked. Honestly, I don't want to know how that succeeded. Oh, InappropriateWordMan! A stone, no! I'm dead! I'm dead! Dead as DeathMan! There's no way that I could get out of this mess now, wait...is that what I think it is? It is! A trapdoor, I'm saved! They'll have to chase me all through MagicMan's Tower! This is wondrous! Finally, this will delay and separate them perfectly! Now I can abuse their weaknesses!

"Oh great! He's going down into MagicMan's Tower! SwordMan, quickly, to the stairwell!" LeaderMan shouted, "ShieldMan, with me, we need to cover your brother! We're going in!" LeaderMan rushed towards the entrance of the stairwell, and grabbed SwordMan by the arm, despite his protesting against it. They were going to need to hurry up to catch me, although, they had no idea that this was actually a trap. Granted, I am kinda of making this trap up on the spot.

"Okay, okay, we, we need to stay together, as he probably wants us to split up," LeaderMan stated, trying to relax, "We need to just get to MagicMan and find SummonerMan." Oh joyous JoyMan, now I have to find MagicMan to stop them...I'm just loving this. Now, where would MagicMan be hiding out? Oh, right, his study, where else would he be in this chaos? I sighed, it's become a game of hide and seek. This certainly isn't going to be fun...

"MagicMan? You there?" ShieldMan blundered around, getting closer to me. Oh boy, oh joy! ShieldMan will be my first kill! Wait, what's that he's doing? Is he blocking the exit? What in the WorldWorld is he doing? Could he know that I'm in here? No, no, he must just be being his typical, overly cautious self. I just need to get behind him, and he's done for! So easy, yet so difficult. "Hello?" ShieldMan seemed like he was whispering into what appeared to be an endless hallway.

I started dashing to and fro down the hall, going diagonally from side to side. "Uh, SwordMan? SwordMan! SwordMan! I think that LizardMan is down in this hallway! Hurry up, SwordMan!" I took the opportunity to get behind ShieldMan's shield as he beckoned for his older brother. Oh, you're persistent, aren't you? Too bad that your dedication is useless to the dead! I motioned my claws and was ready to start a flurry of attacks at the exposed ShieldMan. And...go! I bit straight into ShieldMan's flesh as my venom sunk into his veins, my biohazard saliva infecting the wound. My claws became a whirlwind of motion and deadliness, slicing and dicing ShieldMan up.

"LizardMan!? How dare you attack my brother like that! You shall wish that you never did that, oh I tell you!" SwordMan burst angrily as he motioned his sword towards me, ready to kill. "You deserve not the mercy of a quick death, you know," He was mocking me now. As I began to try and attack him, he simply cut my right arm clean off. InappropriateWordMan! InappropriateWordMan! InappropriateWordMan! I need to stop the bleeding! Uh, uh, uh...oh geez, I'm getting light-headed! I need to hurry up and get out of here first!

"You can bleed to death for all I care, LizardMan! Just get the InappropriateWordMan out of here!" SwordMan shouted, "But first, how about a gift for what you did to ShieldMan!?" It was a rhetorical question, as he lobbed off my leg and I had to start awkwardly crawling to get out of there. "Now, just leave!" SwordMan continued to exclaim, he was incredibly afflicted by the injuries that I dealt to his younger brother, ShieldMan. He even started holding onto ShieldMan crying, telling him, "Don't, don't worry, it's all, it's all going to be alright...alright."




I run as fast I as my body allows me to get to the mourning, tearful SwordMan and the wounded ShieldMan. I beckoned for MagicMan to come and heal the maimed ShieldMan, otherwise he probably won't make it. And, how ironic it was that ShieldMan, the most defensive member of the team, was the one mortally injured. I continued my pace towards my bleeding companion, "Don't worry, ShieldMan, MagicMan should be here any second and he'll patch ya up, you'll be good as new!" I said as I got to him, trying to relax him. He didn't really respond much outside of raising his hand, which had seemed like it took a lot of effort on his part. I carefully placed his hand down on the ground and stated, "You need to calm down, relax, and not use up so much energy."

As MagicMan teleported, the turquoise torches began lighting up even further. This created a turquoise tint in the room, which had moderately frightened us until we saw it was just MagicMan. "Sorry for the scare, LeaderMan," MagicMan remarked, seeing us spooked by the bizarre change in lighting, "It's just the fastest way that I could get here. But, that's not what we need to be having a fiasco over, can I see the wounded?" SwordMan slowly and regretfully picked up ShieldMan, and put him onto a nearby table for MagicMan to take a look at the lacerations. "Let's see here then, oh, these are normally mortal injuries," MagicMan stated, trying to remember one of his more powerful healing spells, "Alright, now I remember it, this will likely hurt a good deal, but it should heal you."

Even though I could easily tell that the spell was agonizing for ShieldMan, it was mending his wounds. "Just a bit longer, ShieldMan, just a bit longer," MagicMan uttered, trying to relax ShieldMan so that he could finish the spell. ShieldMan was still striving through, despite the immense pain that it must be causing him. SwordMan was holding tightly onto ShieldMan's wrist, his love for his younger brother was prominent in this moment. He looked like he was still trying to murmur to ShieldMan that it was going to be alright, tears falling down from his helmet.

"And, you should be good as new now, ShieldMan," MagicMan broke the thick silence, and he started making his way out, "I'll just be going now, though." ShieldMan struggled to get up, he felt a few small aches and groaned respectively. SwordMan had helped him up and let him put most of his weight onto SwordMan's own shoulder. I had started after MagicMan, because we still needed to learn where SummonerMan was.

"Uh, MagicMan! We still need to know where SummonerMan is!" I blurted out, trailing after MagicMan.

He stopped, and looked towards me. "Oh, SummonerMan, he should be down near the entrance right around now," MagicMan replied, "Of course, he might've gotten delayed by one of his more troublesome of summons." Clearly, this wouldn't have been the first time that SummonerMan has found himself in a heap of trouble. Although, I am curious by this "more troublesome of summons".

"So, we should just descend to the bottom of the Tower, and should find him there?" I queried, in response.

"You should," MagicMan replied, "Although, he might've accidentally summoned something that's trying to kill him. It definitely wouldn't be the first time that it's happened." MagicMan seemed really casual about this, like he was used to having to save SummonerMan's hide.

"Well, alright then, MagicMan, I guess that we'll see you later," I responded rather awkwardly. I started making my way back to SwordMan and ShieldMan, who were coincidentally making their way back to me.

Once we met ourselves back in the hall and started recuperating from the previous fiasco, I stated, "We need to descend the Tower, MagicMan said that SummonerMan should be around near the bottom of the spire by the time that we'd get there." They had no verbal response, and simply motioned for me to lead the way.

As we descended down the increasing complicated halls and stairwells, we hear some disturbing sounds that resonated and seemed like clawing, scratching, and biting. Could it be LizardMan attacking SummonerMan? A large tremor interrupted my thoughts as we heard a deafening roar, Nope, definitely not LizardMan... The noises continued to increase in volume, with the occasional roar that would make us quake due to the shear volume of it. Well, we're getting closer to whatever it is, and it's terribly loud. I'm wondering, what could've SummonerMan summoned this time?

It wasn't long before we heard something outside of the routine, it sounded like SummonerMan screaming for help...this is just getting worse and worse. What could SummonerMan have summoned that is causing this!? Well, I guess we'll find out soon, there's the door out. The exit was an immensely tall door, fitting for the vaulted design of the building. Intricate designs and ornaments of gold lined the mahogany door, trying to contrast the blue and silver design of the walls and ceiling.

I opened the door, slowly, the creaking of the door was completely washed over by the roars and attacks of this creature. The feathers of this bizarre creature were immediately noticeable, was this one of the acclaimed dinosaurs that VictoryMan was said to ride upon? If so, where are it's scales? Also, how is it surviving in lava!? It has peculiar claws that were curved into something akin to a quarter of a circle. SummonerMan was doing his best to try and stay away from the tufted raptor, which was later classified as a VelociLOLH4XRaptor.

SummonerMan immediately dashed towards me, frantically trying to keep away from the VelociLOLH4XRaptor, as he called it. "SwordMan, kill that thing!" I burst the words from my mouth, and motioned for ShieldMan to get SummonerMan to safety. SwordMan charged toward the feathery reptile, his sword going every which way. The raptor, not knowing of SwordMan's absurd offensive capabilities, did much the same as him. The dinosaur didn't last much long after SwordMan lobbed its head clean off.

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Chapter 2: Back to the Past, Samurai Jack LeaderMan!


SummonerMan and I began recuperating inside of MagicMan's Tower Lobby Room. SwordMan continued to hack away at the VelociH4XRaptor, to guarantee that it was dead. Then there was something about Candlejack, I don't remember wha- "Wait, no, that meme is lame, and you should feel lame, well, if you laughed at it," NarratorMan stated and looked around him unknowing to his uncalled for commentary, "What'd I do...oh, wait, I'm supposed to be quiet, sorry, my bad. Now, where was I...oh, right, LeaderMan and stuff."

So, with the mighty VelociLOLH4XRaptor slain, I attempted to calm and persuade SummonerMan to join their time. SummonerMan would be a vital member of my team, due to his amazing, unsurpassed skill at Summoning things, like, even the past. *Hint Hint* "Look, SummonerMan, you best calm down, that...thing is dead. SwordMan killed it, and he killed it good," I bluntly told SummonerMan, "Although, you know NegativeMan, right? He's currently Mayor of Uberopolis and next is the United States of Leet. He could destroy the WorldWorld as we know it!"

SummonerMan had looked like your generic Level Infinity Summoner in Dungeons and Daggers. SummonerMan sighed, "Fine, if you're so insistent on it, LeaderMan. I suppose that it can't be misguided. So, what do I summon first?"

"The past," I stated frankly, "And before you ask, I'm not joking. I have to find VictoryMan to stop NegativeMan!" I spoke that last bit with an unmatched ferocity, as NegativeMan was proving my bane. Now, I've come to wonder, where is PositiveMan in all of this? Oh, wait, that's right, he's on vacation at IslandIsland.

"You're trying to find VictoryMan? I thought he was just a Legend made up by OverlyImaginativeMan, but whatever you say, LeaderMan!" SummonerMan responded, and began doing some funky dances and murmured some incomprehensible words. "There, it's done," SummonerMan said, breaking the awkward silence.

"What did you just do, exactly?" I queried, still somewhat left confused at his motions.

"I got my daily dosage of Mumbo Jumbo, of course! Where else do you think I get my Mojo, baby!?" SummonerMan replied, jokingly.

"I...I...Y...You mind just actually summoning the past now?" I inquired him.

"Oh, right, of course, LeaderMan," SummonerMan answered.




And so the past was zapped to us, it was a few weeks after RatMan had won the Election and began the construction of Uberopolis. "Good, this gives us a good deal of time before NegativeMan's back in office," I affirmed, "Well, regardless, we best get looking anyways, don't want to waste too much time before we find VictoryMan. Now, ShieldMan, you stick with me. SwordMan, you go with SummonerMan in case he accidentally summons a new VelociLOLH4XRaptor. Any objections?" There was a brief silence, "I presume not then. Let's go!" LeaderMan shouts enthusiastically nearly as much as EnthusiasticMan.

The supports of City Hall were just being built and right before the comfortable Hall was a Statue of RatMan, although he didn't commission for it to be made. The people really just loved and supported him that much. Which, I can understand why, he was a great leader, and I should know, since, I'm LeaderMan and all. RatMan was just a great guy all-around the board, it was nigh impossible to find a flaw or fault in him or his Rats. I decided to speak and break the awe-striking silence, "Alright, ShieldMan, let's go to the right towards LeetVille. SwordMan and SummonerMan, you go left and head towards H4XBurg."

"And if we find VictoryMan, report to you in LeetVille?" SummonerMan asked, since he was kinda new to the team.

"Yes, and SummonerMan, if you summon any more of those VelociLOLH4XRaptors, notify SwordMan immediately so that he can kill it...uh...before he killed it," I replied, "Now, let's begin." Me and ShieldMan began our way to LeetVille, the beaten path was a lot less impressive than the supports of the massive skyscrapers of Uberopolis unfortunately. There were a few occasional trees filled with Golden Apples along the way, but it turns out that Golden Apples taste horrible and highly injure one's mouth. Aside from the trees, only cliffs and a boulders filled the path, although the path was actually very easy to cross.

Granted, I did forget to mention there was one nifty thing about the trip from Uberopolis to LeetVille, and that was meeting ShadowDemonMan, who looked like a Oni or some Japanese Demon only he had beard and eyebrows of flames and could shapeshift. He always proved amusing. "Who dares disturb ShadowDemonMan!?" He shouted the words as we neared him.

"Uh, well, LeaderMan and ShieldMan, we're just here to talk and have a good time," I answered, "And before you ask, no, we didn't bring SamuraiMan's Magical Sword to try and kill you. You're far too much of a cool guy for us to want to do that. Plus, those Flaming Eyebrows are just really awesome looking." ShadowDemonMan's casual form was a towering darkness with a vile, green mouth filled with spike-like teeth.

"Ah, well then, shall I tell you both of the tale between me and SamuraiMan? For it is not that long," ShadowDemonMan asked, although he was going to do so regardless of our answer, "Well, no one has ever said no, so allow me to begin." "Long ago in a distant land, I, ShadowDemonMan, the TalentMan Version of Aku, unleashed an impossible evil! But the foolhardy SamuraiMan wielding a Magical Katena came forth to duel me. Before he was able to cast the final blow though, I had opened a Portal to the Future, where these Stories are Law. Now the imbecile is trying to return to this current time to stop the evil that is me and my story stealing ways!"

"Well, it was nice to hear that for the 42nd time, ShadowDemonMan, but we really must be off..." LeaderMan responded, "It's been fun though."

"Well, I suppose it's alright, so long as it's been fun," ShadowDemonMan replied, "So, off you go, and if you find SamuraiMan, tell him that I'm waiting, as well remind him that Katenas are perhaps one of the worst weapons ever when not in the hands of a true Samuray."

"A Samuray? You sure you don't mean a Samurai?" I queried.

"No, it's Samuray, I just checked my own Dictionary."

"You have your OWN dictionary?" ShieldMan blurted out.

"Yeah, and? What's so new about that, this is like the 400th Edition."

"AND!? Did you know that LichMan used to be glowing like Phosphorus? Heh, preposterous...like, that's how much I believe that you actually have 400 editions of your own dictionary."

"I...did not know that whatsoever. I suppose that's kinda interesting, I might ask LichMan about that next time he passes through to check up on his phylactery. Ah, well, you said you needed to be off, correct? Well, why not just take a trip on that train right over there? I have tickets, please take them and it should lead straight to LeetVille, if I recall correctly/IIRC." ShadowDemonMan states warmly as he hands over some Train tickets.

Me and ShieldMan made our way to the Train, which was being conducted by LoveMan and TrainMan, who were fixing to be on vacation to Outside of the Omniverse. I always wondered what the area outside of the omniverse must look like...eh, nonetheless, being on what is dubbed the "Love Train" should be fine and dandy, so long as nothing goes wrong. Supposedly, misfortune is sent away from LoveMan and TrainMan while they are collaborating on conducting a motorized vehicle, preferably an actual Train.

The train itself was of impressive condition and class, velvet seats and carpets, the windows were intricately designed with abstract, asymmetrical filigree lining abound the entirety of the glass. The ceiling of the train was made of mahogany with chandlers strewn about the upper interior, which is what looked to be about 10 meters above our heads. It was likely designed like that, for passengers of a much more prominent height, like say DinosaurMan or his lazy, good-for-nothing brother, DragonMan. The tables were topped with a fine, silk tablecloth, etched into them were the elaborate patterns of flowers and their petals falling, which it appeared was what was going on due to an optical illusion. On each tablecloth is a silver plate, with a rose pattern engraved along the edges.

As our eyes moved away from the splendor of first class, which we had tickets for, into the decrepit Economy Class. It looked detached from the train, and it seemed that, that was where all of the misfortune that would normally reach First Class was going there, and there alone. It looked like there might've even been a TalentMan hidden among the grim and rummage, which was surrounded by hordes of flying insects of some variety, perhaps members of the Odonata Biological Order. Quite disgusting, honestly. I mean, those things look like...some bio-luminescent dragonflies.

"Ugh, LeaderMan, why is that even considered part of the train?" ShieldMan asks me in disgust.

"Because it isn't, otherwise it'd be just as pleasant as this section of the 'Love Train'. Although, I wonder why it isn't-" I answered in response.

Our short conversation was cut short by the sound of LoveMan's voice being spurted out of all of the speakers on or nearby to the train, saying, "All abroad the 'Love Train', Baby! Last chance 'til LeetVille, come now or be ready at LeetVille! And, as for the conductors of this train, well, I am LoveMan and beside me here is TrainMan, hence the name 'Love Train'. And we were planning on MakeMan being able to make it here, but it seems that he forgot about this ride while he was on vacation outside of the omniverse."

"Vacation outside of the omniverse? ...Peculiar, although it sounds ludicrously expensive." I remarked.

"Hey-a, LoveMan, weren't we planning on taking a trip on that Chevrolet Movie Theater? I've heard InteriorMan and CrocodileAlligatorMan really have quite an amazing sense of fashion when they work together." TrainMan asked LoveMan while speaking over the speakers.

"That we were, TrainMan, next Tuesday, wasn't it? Ah, well, we might as well pass the time with discussing the rather recent Mayor of Uberopolis, NegativeMan."

"Oh, right, wasn't he inaugurated just last Tuesday? Because, I heard that the Uberopolis Bank and Plaza were down by Noon on Wednesday."

"Yeah, yeah, supposedly he's set the record for the most self-defeating politician of all time of all time, although I thought they all set that record personally."

"Good one, LoveMan!"

I heard a rough shuffling noise, hard to not have heard it, considering it make so much racket. Although, I had a hard time figuring out where the noise was coming from until I looked back towards the disgusting economic class section of the train, where it looked like someone just woke up after taking a nap in all that garbage...Gross. The figure was hard to discern still though, since most of the rummage had cemented to him. He lazily tried to walk around, although the new additions to his mass gave him a hard time staying balanced. As well, the bizarre dragonflies made of light surrounding the previous pile of dregs had continued to follow the unfortunate TalentMan.

"Le...Lead...Leader...LeaderMan?" The figure slowly beckoned the words from his mouth, which was likely made difficult considering his entirety was covered in debris.

I responded, "Yes, that is me, who are you?"

He didn't answer my question whatsoever, instead he began trying to motion his hand in some odd gesture as if he was ordering something to attack me. In a few seconds, the dragonfly-looking things had moved towards me and ShieldMan, stingers and probably more ready to strike. Their bodies seemed ethereal and somewhat even skeletal as they pulsated a bright yellow akin to gold.

Suddenly, a few of their began flying only up for a few inches and began discharging laser beams from their body. "ShieldMan, quick, block those lasers!" ShieldMan, fortunately responded fast enough and reflected all of the lasers, killing maybe one or two out of the massive swarm of these insects...wait just a second here, swarms...swarms...swarms...SwarmMan! That's who we are facing, SwarmMan! "ShieldMan, we're fighting SwarmMan, so we need to cut off his supply from any swarms of insects! Do you think that you can block a swarm?"

"Blocking a swarm? I don't know...I never tried to do something THAT insane before."

"Well, you try to pull it off and I'll distract them!" As I blurted this out, I sprinted towards a ladder to get onto the roof of the train car. As I climbed the ladder, a few of the light-based dragonflies followed me. As I got my footing and balanced myself on top of the train car, I began trying to dodge the insects that came rushing towards me, if anyone were to observe just my motions, they likely would've thought I was DiscoMan. Oddly enough, these dancing motions were saving my life on numerous occasions in just a few tens of seconds.

One pasted below my knee as I began doing the flamingo, and another buzzed through the space between my arms, as I began moving them in an oval-like rotation. A few more began towards my head, but as I swayed and shifted they were all dodged. More flew right in front of me as I began moon-walking, then two flew right below my arm as I started dancing the Disco Duck. A few continued to fly by as I gestured my hands in a nifty motion back and forth in a somewhat circular manner.

"LoveMan, do you hear that? It sounds like someone's dancing on top of one of the train cars AGAIN."

"That it does, TrainMan, that it does. I'll go see who it is this time." LoveMan had climbed up to see me dancing, since he was too far away to see the dragonflies. "Uh, TrainMan, you probably won't believe who it is this go-around..."

"Who, LoveMan?"

"...Well, uh, it's LeaderMan."

"WHAT!?" TrainMan began a fit of laughter, clearly the thought of me dancing was exactly that amusing. LoveMan returned to his seat in the conductor's room.

ShieldMan was still holding off against the onslaught of lasers that these bizarre insects brought onto him. Although, eventually one of the insects became foolish enough to try and stab him with its stinger. As it moved towards his shield and the stinger finally touched it, the entire swarm stopped dead in their tracks, paralyzed, and incapable of further movement. I noticed that the insects were held still after a little while and stopped with my dancing and climbed back down into the train, SwarmMan was defeated without us even hitting him.




I was hoping that LeaderMan and ShieldMan were having it easier than me and SwordMan...since as I think this, we're knee-deep, literally, in corpses of GoblinMen that I had accidentally summoned. At least it wasn't another VelociLOLH4XRaptor, that might've been too much for SwordMan on his lonesome. But, geez, the path to H4XBurg was really dangerous, beyond the standard HighwayMan. I mean, I can't recall the last time that anyone has even heard anything about GoblinMen. Nonetheless, we strode through the piles of deceased, as though they had stolen plans from the Separatists from Star Wars.

We finally reached H4XBurg, which was home to SpeedMan's Race Track and NarratorMan's Writing Firm for the most part. There wasn't much else to the town, unfortunately. So, on our hunt for VictoryMan, we decided to visit SpeedMan in his nifty track. Which, the building surrounding the track itself was at least a mile high, quite the spectacle really. What would you normally expect to be concrete walls, were rather made of gold and occasionally dotted with some gemstones, and many parts of it were painted in a rainbow of colors.

Outside of the fabulous exterior, not much in the interior was as impressive. The seats were designed with comfort in mind, one could easily tell. No TalentMan was here to watch SpeedMan train today, s'pose it's been rough with all the activity that's been going on with Uberopolis. SpeedMan was training and preparing for the next major race in the center of the inside of the track. So, I believe that due to the newly found lack of interesting events SwordMan blurted out, "SpeedMan, wanna race? If I win, then you tell me where VictoryMan is hanging out!"

"But, uh, I don't know where VictoryMan is...although, I love the idea of a race against you. So, is there anything else that you'd care to know that I might know?"

"Sure, do you know where we can find PositiveMan?"

"Oh, yeah, I do. So, how about we get ready then?" SpeedMan stated, prior to him and SwordMan getting in between two sets of white banner held by two posts each. I was to be the referee for the race, and to commence the beginning of it.

So, I shouted out to the top of my lungs, "On your mark, get set, GO!"




I heard SummonerMan blurt the words as to begin the race, I futilely tried to keep up with SpeedMan for a bit. No matter what I did though, he easily bolted in front me of me with absolute ease. If I attempted to sprint, he simply would sprint faster than me. If I tried to catch on his drift, he'd swerve out of my vicinity. It was hopeless, anyone could tell you that. I didn't give up though, I began contemplating quickly as to how I could still win the race. I got it! I can cut through the concept of distance, space, and time to bypass SpeedMan's ludicrous speed! Genius! I motioned my sword all about me with my target being all three of those things, and I had somehow managed to slice and dice each and every one of them.

I had arrived passed the white banner, a few seconds before SpeedMan, who was absolutely baffled at how I beat him. "SwordMan...how...did...you...What just happened. How could I lose a race!?"

"A deal's a deal, SpeedMan, tell us where PositiveMan is."

"Fine, he's at NarratorMan's Writing Firm, said he was going to see what this story was heading towards."

"This story? But, this is real life! This seems ludicrously preposterous."

"I'm just relaying what I know and what I've heard, SwordMan."

"I know, I know. But, off to NarratorMan's Writing Firm, I suppose."

"Have a good trip, SwordMan, and good job on besting me...still curious as to how in BoseMan-EinsteinMan you did that though."

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Chapter 3: I think Victory counts as Positive!


[To be begun sometime later]
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