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6/13/2025 13:43:26   
  Zorbak
Ebil Moglin!
Ask Zorbak, Second Fifth Edition!



That's right, everyone, it's the fifth anniversary of the mog-nificent necromancer's live talk show, Ask Zorbak! ...Hold on, my assistant Ribert is RUDELY interrupting dictation. What do you mean we did it just last year? I told you not to put the calendar up on the fourth wall, you bonehead!

AHEM! EbilCorp and Glentertainment caught the AQ team working on some major and — We reluctantly admit, pretty dang cool — plans for Mogloween and that damp and spooky wood, Dankovia or whatever. These are some big ideas, and they need all the support they can get, so we made them an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll help you produce those plans, and NOT hide skeletons in all the bathrooms, if you let us run Ask Zorbak without ads!

...As it turns out, they said they'd never put ads in Ask Zorbak anyways, so we kind of goofed the whole business pressure thing, but the IMPORTANT part is that I get to share my wisdom with the world and once again address your BURNING questions! Submit your questions here, and we'll pick some of them to answer when Mogloween hits!



The Subject: Me.
The Host: Me!
Topics of Interest: ME! Though as this is a general interest show, I suppose I can accept questions about me, the world of Lore, myself, lore, me...


The Rules:
  • One question post per player! And don't cram a bunch of questions in one post! If a question in the old thread didn't get used, it might still get picked up, so don't repeat it.
  • After your question, be sure to include an existing monster you'd like to fight when you get the answer!
  • NO bosses, Void monsters, shop enemies, or encounters that aren't fights! I'm EBIL, I'm not getting you a Dragonblade or Blade of Awe piece!
  • Try for a unique post. Don't repost questions or pick the same monster as someone else.

    < Message edited by Zorbak -- 6/14/2025 0:28:27 >
    • AQ  Post #: 1
    6/13/2025 13:55:31   
    JhyShy
    Member
     

    		 Aw yeah its Zorbin' time again. Hi Big Zorbie I'd like to ask, why aren't you a lich yet? If you are so Ebil, why haven't you reached the pinnacle of Necromancy yet gang? I thought you were the greatest Necromancer of the generation? You should be some kind of Arch-Lich by now!!!!!

    For the battlemail, hm, lets go with something classic, yeah?
    Post #: 2
    6/13/2025 14:01:43   
    Dardiel
    Member

    		How does your "homeschool" necromancy differ from the more mainstream (Kaley Obsidia-brand) necromancy? Are there any notable similarities?
    And I'd love to annoy some mages with a Brain Spider attack.
    Post #: 3
    6/13/2025 14:06:11   
    MetalKnight
    Member
     

    		 Dear Zorbak...

    After the falconreach destroyed by the darkness shockwave, how did you survived it?

    Anyway, for the battlemail, unleash the Undead Knight!
    AQ AQW  Post #: 4
    6/13/2025 14:08:06   
    Jet Silver
    Member

    		Hi Zorbak,

    I've become deeply suspicious of Skull-faced weaponry... Particularly Skull Staffs. Is that thing you use what I've been hearing these days is called a 'Doom Weapon'?

    As for the monster, lets give 'em a Doom Sheep.
    AQ DF MQ AQW Epic  Post #: 5
    6/13/2025 21:45:39   
    Maxtrigon
    Member

    		Dear Ebilness Zorbak,

    As a fellow practitioner of the dark arts, I must simply ask you one very important question. Out of all the spells you've casted, the armies you've raised, and the battles you've won, what was your one single favorite memory out of all of them? A moment that you would repeat til the end of lichdom itself?

    Grimly lichy,
    Botto Azure.

    P.S.
    Whilst we're reminiscing, I too would like to go back and fight again a group of Plasma Dragons from my youth

    < Message edited by Maxtrigon -- 6/14/2025 0:42:44 >
    Post #: 6
    6/14/2025 2:31:44   
    TheUnknown?
    Member

    		Dear Zorbak

    How many undead do you have under your control exactly after so long?

    As for the monster, lets toss a Undead Chimera into the mix
    Post #: 7
    6/14/2025 21:12:57   
    CH4OT1C!
    Member

    		Dear Zorbak,

    How would you feel if I told you I raided your larder? Also, I raided your larder.

    I can think of no better monster to fight for an answer than St. Elmo's Fire.
    AQ  Post #: 8
    6/14/2025 23:59:49   
    Progseeks
    Member
     

    		 Dear Zorbak, there are rumors that your skull talks to you. What do you two talk about?
    PS: Can you send a group of flying skulls? Maybe one of them will talk back about something truly... ebil!
    AQ  Post #: 9
    6/15/2025 13:04:19   
    Bolter
    Member

    		Yo Zorbak,

    How would you react if you discover an alternate reality where Twilly is the necromancer instead of you?

    How about battling Michaelon Entan

    AQ  Post #: 10
    6/16/2025 2:39:21   
    SongOfInsanity
    Member

    		Oh great and mighty Ebil One, Master Zorbak.

    Bestow opon me your favor and grace me with an honest answer. Whose undead legions are superior? Your's, or Queen Safiria's?

    But do be careful! Personal experience has made me intimately aware of quickly the Queen's Vamps are to defend her honor.
    AQ DF MQ  Post #: 11
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