KillingSpoon
Member
|
I would put more questions but I'm a bit out of it today... so here I go. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? Beats me? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Oink! Oink! When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Indirect surtax takes it and puts it into a bank account you will never see for the rest of your life. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ...Because it's not his. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. To avoid the bread from crumbling. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Smile! Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist? ...Good point... Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Because language is confusing like that. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? See above Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Why isn't twelve pronouncedly onety two? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? Incorrect, "Go!" is. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Could be... If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP? I'm so using that one day. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? No, they take tea breaks. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? NaN I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam. That's one way to look at it. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? To serve me! How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning? Losing is for losers. Thanks for your time. No thank you =)
< Message edited by chaos oracle -- 5/11/2007 22:12:50 >
|