Strong Bad -> RE: Meet The ArchKnights- AK for this Week: Coronet! ¤ALIVE!¤ (5/16/2005 23:59:51)
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Err, I guess I'm back. And, yup, Spellfire is the "retired" Ratings Queen, along with her Version 2.0 counterpart, SiLvErWiNg. Of course I was right. I knew that before you even did. If you saw a possum on a dusty gloomy night, dressed in only a white cloak/gown, armed with a pair of beaver chucks, with a squirrel fighting along side you, on a corner of 13th Street in San Fransisco California, what would you do? And no, "Pinch/Punch myself to see if I was dreaming" is not an answer. >.> Punch myself to see if I was dreaming. <3 It's not a typo, either. Well, as you didn't see my edit, who, not when, as you previously might have though, do you think will be the next one opened for questioning in the next "Meet the ArchKinghts" thread? I know who, but I'll leave that as a secret. <3 If you were stranded on an island surrounded by purple monkeys, with coconut bolo's as weapons, with only casual clothes and a life jacket as armor/whatever, AND they were closing in on you, what would you do? And yes, the same "is not an answer" applies here as well. If I had the bolos, I'd swing them around to distract them, then helicopter over them and proceed to swim away. If they had them, I'd climb a tree and catapult myself into the water. Ever find backflipping on a trampoline fun? I do. Haven't tried. Its easy on a trampoline, as if you mess up you won't get hurt, and you can bounce higher, therefore having more time to do the "flip" If you were walking on an unnamed street, and saw a man dressed in black with a knife coming torwards you, armed with a .22 calibir pistol (so old, the bullet would just become lodged in your ear if you fired it pointing to your ear...), and a bo staff 3 yards away that you could run to and pick up, what would you do? From here on, all "If" questions, the same "is not an answer" will always apply. I'd run out of the street, and get help. No way I'm going to bother tussling with someone that has a knife. That is all for now, probably be back some other time in the week.
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