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Npman5 -> RE: Myzor (12/10/2007 20:35:35)
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Myrzor is the magic mirror in Mysterious Johnson's Magic Shop. He functions like a magic 8-ball, answering your yes or no questions.
To talk to him you can either click on him in the shop or hit the button that says mirror. both require a rank of 8 - Ghost Hunter
The description when waving over Myrzor himself is "This mirror looks interesting. Perhaps, you should take a closer." The words "Master Myrzor" also float near his head
the description when waving over the button reads "Ask Master Myrzor a YES/NO question! (Requires Rank 8)
When you start talking he tells you "I am the amazing Master Myrzor, advisor to Mysterious Johnson! Ask me ANY YES or NO question."
There is a yellow box below that with these words. "First, think of a yes or no question in your mind... THEN ask Master Myrzor for the answer!"
There are three options listed below this. The first says "ASK" and will give you a random answer and change the button to say "ASK Another Question". The second button says "Examples" and will cause Myrzor to grumble and think several questions. The final option is "Back" and will take you back to Mysterious Johnson's menu
"Examples" button
Myrzor thought: Does so-and-so think I am cute?
Myrzor thought: Will I ever get super powers? Should I wear this shirt today?
Myrzor thought: Do ghosts REALLY exist? Am I going to be President? Does this thing actually work?
Myrzor: Do you SERIOUSLY need examples of yes or no questions? *grumbles*
The words "You can ask Master Myrzor anything! Love, Fortune, Zannyness!" appear in the bottom left corner.
Here is a list of all the answers that i could get, listed by whether they are yes answers, or no answers.
YES answers
Absopositively!
Ultra mega super definitely!
51% Yes!
Absolutely possibly!
Most Assuredly.
HOLY OMG YES!
Why not? You only live once... yes.
Undoubtedly this is true!
Your friend said you would ask this. The answer is yes.
Yep.
Precisely Super Positive!
Why not?
Sure. But can you live with that answer?
Eh... probably.
Indubitably correct!
Of course! Are you out of your mind?
Yeah, sounds good.
It would be foolish of me to say no.
It is a definite possibility.
Outlook is freaking sweet.
Yes.
100% Yes
YES! YES! YES! YES!
99.9% Yes
Certainly.
Perfect possibility.
I have conferred with the ancients. They said... sure.
If you already know the answer is yes why do you keep asking me?
To reject you would be silly. Absolutely!
Affirmative!
Answers in the mirror are reversed: S E Y
Yes, but I am a brown noser.
O.K.
If there was a vote, they would blindly vote yes.
This fact is undeniable.
True.
Indeed!
You have my consent. Yes.
Positively!
Do eeeeeet! Do eeeeeeeeeeeet!
Yeah, sounds good.
NO answers
Why does everyone ask me this. NO!
Yes, absolutely, positively... oh wait... no.
Snowball's chance in Xan's volcano
Eternally no.
Disappointingly no.
Answering positively will only yield inaccuracy.
Negative.
It is highly likely negative.
Heck no!
The fates would forbid this.
The obvious answer is no.
Sure, if you are OUT OF YOUR MIND!
Not a chance in 5,000 years.
Nope.
51% Nah....... Most likely not.
No.
The answer is yes. But it is opposite day.
Unthinkably no.
Absopositively NOT!
Probably likely to be no.
This answer involves math. Let's try.... N + O = ?
Pffft. As if.
No way.
As Nancy Reagan would say, 'no means NO!'
It is possible that it is true, but it is false.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (a.k.a. Nope)
The answer is yes. But I am lying.
Do not tell anyone else, but the answer is no.
This is highly unlikely.
EWWWWWWWWW NO WAY!
Not a chance.
100% No
Not if pigs could fly (more than they already do.)
Nottttttttttttttt.....
0% chance.
No. But I think your question was misleading.
The answer can be found in the middle of sNOw.
The odds are one in a gazillion and two.
If you think the answer is yes then you are wrong.
Definitely not.
I 'NO' the answer to this one.
Impossible.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
You will not break me if I tell you the answer is no, right?
NO!
Nay (As in no, not as in how a horse sounds.)
The correct answer is false.
No, but be careful.
Anti-affirmative!
99.9% NO!
All of your friends said no.
UNKNOWN answers (neither YES or NO)
This question is difficult, let me think about it and ask again later.
It is mostly uncertain.
Maybe.
Your typing is hard to read. Please type more neatly and ask again.
How come everything you type is backwards when I see it? Ask again.
Inconclusive results. Try again.
I am sorry, what did you say?
Please re-type louder, I could not hear your question.
The future is too fuzzy to see. (Use some window cleaner)
Do chicken cows bark? (Correct answer: Maybe)
Zzzzzzz.. *snort* wha? Oh, it's you. What did you want? Please ask again.
Thinking about this will only lead to more thinking.
Ask me again later, I am on coffee break.
Are you serious? That question is silly... I am not going to answer!
The answer requires you to set aside your fears.
Ask that question again in exactly 2 minutes and 34.5 seconds.
Possibly.
This is not a good time, please ask again later.
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