Anon Y. Mous -> RE: Poetic Ramblings of an Incoherent Writer (7/3/2008 12:33:24)
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The Poem of an Amazingly Unimportant Quest: Part 2- The End of an (un)Epic Story Ownagepwange set off once more Now with an old man walking along for They had decided that it was the man's right To come along because he had demanded it last night. The old man had said, "I thought of the quest!" I should come along! I am one of the best At being old and fighting! I am very strong! When I punch somebody their nose becomes very long!" So off the two went! Through thick and thin Fog, they traveled, committing no sins. Fo(u)r days they traveled toward their destination Until, upon reaching it, let out a cheer of elation! The pair entered cautiously, wary of the danger. They made sure they did not talk to strangers. Past mounds of evil hyena snacks The two walked right up to the Yu-Gi-Oh! pack. With their swords drawn, into the shadows they peered. The King Hyena suddenly jumped out, getting shudders of fear From the friends, but the two were ready for battle. They mooed like a herd of grumpy, angry cattle. The combatants tripped, dodged, pirouetted, and slashed By heaping mounds of steaming trash Until the battle was won! The Hyena was neutered! O.P., in that particular field, had been extensively tutored. With apprehension, Ownagepwnage tore open the booster pack. Inside was a shiny card that read, in jet black, "Silly boy, your parents are on a trip for a week! And the golden chest is your birthday gift! Don't peek!" Ownagepwnage abruptly blushed and nervously paced over to the old man, who punched O.P. in the face. The End
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