Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (Full Version)

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Maegwyn -> Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/23/2008 11:32:13)

Editor's Note
By Anonymous Ezine Assailant

Scrawled on a ragged piece of paper and pinned to the door of The Zardian's office with a rusty butterknife, Maegwyn finds a note which reads:

I haz captured teh Alac! If u evah wantz to C her agin plz send FISH Muahahahahaha!!111!!!

kthxbai





Maegwyn -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/24/2008 17:41:04)

Hmm, can't find her anywhere - I've got to get to the bottom of this!




TreadLight -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/24/2008 17:44:33)

This is crazy! What an event!

Does this mean Alac is on vacation, or something? XD




aNyThInG -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/24/2008 19:25:59)

I laugh so hard seeing that writing. Honestly.
Shes most likely on Vaykayshun town




.Discipline -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/24/2008 20:50:04)

Ummm... this may seem like a slightly farfetched idea, but perhaps a small yellow moglin is your culprit.

I suggest at the time he was missing a troupe of highly trained Mogninja took him under their wing, brainwashing him into a mindless servant of the forces of evil. They then instructed him to steal the staff of Lore's most influential news source so that Evilcorp has control of all sources of media. The yellow moglin will then use the media to brainwash the simpletons of LORE into electing him Kingadent, forcing the public to work in fisheries and Tjelian Ice-cream mines!

THE HORROR!




boomies -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/25/2008 9:11:45)

I think it definatly is a moglin/moglin assault team. First off, they mention fish. Second off.....there is no second off. But they do mention fish, so it has to be a moglin. I think either Twig (fish, although somehow he didnt mention ice cream or write funny), Zorbak (he is ebil enough, but does he like fish?), or Twilly (but he's supposed to be the good guy)




SlyCooperFan1 -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/25/2008 10:01:57)

[image]http://forums2.battleon.com/f/avatars/AQ/Weapons/Axes/AxeBlack.gif[/image] This axe should help.....if you know what I mean.




45cman -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/25/2008 14:00:08)

oh dear....*takes axe from above post* alright lets go!Wait,lets NOT send fish and set all the AKs freeeeeeee!Wait no that won't work...alac has the keys for the prison cell...darn ^_^




*truthseeker* -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/25/2008 20:32:30)

[sm=twig.gif] did this!




nosey123 -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/26/2008 1:53:09)

Who could have done such a thing?!@ [:(]




SlyCooperFan1 -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/26/2008 10:56:38)

I'll tell you who would do this: ????!!!!????, that's who!




Mr. Snugglebunz -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/26/2008 12:44:58)

the wizard did it?




Necromander -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/27/2008 15:43:07)

ON NOEZ! Teh Alac has been kidnapped! We'll all investigate with you, Maegwyn!

And no, an axe will not solve our problem. We need Ugly Sherlock Holmes outfits and Magnifying Glasses!




nevile333 -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/29/2008 9:03:15)

Alac?!? Nobody could do that! I bet she is just hiding [:D]




Khelios -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/30/2008 10:42:02)

As I prepare to send fish (one fish fillet will work, they didn't have fine print specifying how much),* a sudden revelation comes to me...I don't know where to send it!!! Maybe this requires me to go to the Box Office and have some Sneevils pack and deliver the fish somewhere... -_-

*Therefore, we can regain what we lost (Alac) for the price of one fish stick. The masterminds behind that operation seriously need to make fine print better...since they are getting gipped!


But really, what could be the evil source lurking here be? The laugh and mention of fish certainly leads me to believe that it's a moglin with a power struggle going on. But how any moglin could capture Alac...? Something more sinister must be brewing that we are unaware of.





Oli -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/30/2008 11:36:21)

Oh my, This is terrible.
But when I was walking over the hills I saw something that just did not look right, I took a picture to show you guys.
[image]http://i36.tinypic.com/35cpo46.png[/image]
Fishy, eh?




Legendary Blacksmith -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (7/31/2008 3:50:42)

OMG... since when did Twig develop red eyes? Magic?

The best answer for the mystery is... *drum rolls*
quote:

The wizard did it.


No offense to Jackal Sano.




Lord Asrius -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (8/1/2008 20:05:01)

No, it was all 42.




Tapeworm Shoelace -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (8/3/2008 12:36:36)

Oh good.




nevile333 -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (8/9/2008 8:22:03)

what 42?




Gundisalvus -> RE: Issue 28 - Editor's (Ransom) Note (????!!!!????) (8/9/2008 13:32:35)

Not Alac! That tewwible Twig!

~Mike446




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