pjc -> Nooby Nooby Noob (10/31/2008 19:43:44)
Nooby Nooby Noob
Other name: Mysterious LLC
Location: Amityvale (Books 1 and 2) -> Thursday -> Quests -> Mysterious LLC
Level/Quest/Items required: Must own a dragon
Release Date: October 31st, 2008
Objective: Investigating the house in Amityvale that everyone finds just a little bit off...
Objective completed: Oh... that paint job's just so groovy!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(3) Angry Spirit
Bright Pink Egg
Thursday: So three strange teenagers just wandered into town this morning.
Thursday: They claimed they were a group of super ****hs out to solve mysteries, and when they heard that we found a place creepy they needed to see it.
Thursday: They struck me as weird, <Character>, almost as strange as the house they're going to investiage.
Thursday: Maybe you and <Dragon> should go and keep an eye on them.
<Character>: Nooby Nooby Noob, where are you? I've got some rats to kill now...
<Character>: Sure is convenient that Thursday's uncle had this creepy old mansion for us to stay at.
Frank: Yup! Now let's get to investigating. We should split up! Thelma, you should take the library.
Frank: <character>, you and Nooby... sorry... <dragon> should take the first floor.
Frank: Me and Dorthy will go investigate the upstairs. Alone. Sound like a plan?
<Character>: Zoinks, you want us to split up in a creepy old place like this? No way! No how!
Dorthy: Awww, come on, wouldn't you do it for a Nooby Snack?
<Character>: A Nooby Snack?!? Of course I would do it for a Nooby Snack! Not that I eat them. Nooby here loves them, though!
Frank: Alright then, it's decided. Let's go!
Thelma: Hiya <character>! Hiya Nooby!
<Dragon>: I get it, we're doing a parody. Haha. It's funny, really. But seriously, Nooby? That's going to get old REALLY fast.
<Character>: You're not the one portraying the group's lovable loser, so stop complaining.
<Dragon>: Aren't you used to it at this point? But seriously, that's enough. From now on? I'm <dragon>. No more Nooby.
<Character>: You're so funny, Nooby. At least they're not making you talk with that ADORABLE accent.
Noobie: Point. Okay. I'll be good. See? Even my nametag is Nooby now!
Thelma: You guys are acting so weird. Eh, whatever. These books are so interesting!
Thelma: They've got lots of information about the owners!
Thelma: If you guys want to help, I'm sure we'll find out some clues about why the people of Amityvale find this place so creepy.
<Character>: Or, knowing the parody, we'll find a switch that reveals a story-accelerating clue that leads to a custscene.
<Character>: This is starting to feel like a bad idea... it's really dark.
Thelma: Oh be quiet, there's no way to move the storyline along without one of us being stuck on their own...
<Character>: But why's it always got to be me? Wait... this is the first time I've ever hung out with you guys... I'm falling into the typecast too easily.
<Character>: Am I really the lovable loser? Oh man... that... isn't cool!
Thelma: Jinkys you're a whiner! Quit it with the introspection and get on with the funny.
Frank: Oh, are we at the part where they get separated and come face-to-face with a random generic-enough monster already?
Dorthy: That was fast!
Thelma: Hush! The punchline's coming!
<Character>: Punchline? Where?!? Anything to get me out of this tunnel!
<Character>: I don't see any punchline!
<Character>: The ghost is right behind me, isn't it?
Dorthy: Look out! Somrthing's coming! <character>, you take care of it!
Thelma: Woah, this is one long hallway.
Frank: Quiet and keep running, that thing is catching up.
<Character>: Ahh, and here comes another monster!
Dorthy: I do believe we may be running in circles.
Thelma: I'm supposed to be the smart one!
<Character>: Here comes more...
<Character>: A thought occurs to me.
Frank: Me too... we're all going to die!
<Character>: Maybe... but that's not what I was thinking... we're being chased by a ghost that has shown no overt intent to harm us...
<Character> But we're fighting openly aggresive ghosts in front of us... well me and Nooby are.
Frank: Uh-huh. And?
Thelma: Your point's going to have to wait. Here comes another!
Frank: So why are we running from a ghost when you're clearly capable of taking care of them?
<Character>: So... you're a ghost, huh?
Gasper: Yup. *wheeze* Gasper's the name. Gasper the Asthmatic Ghost!
Frank: Quick! Unmask him! He's the Innkeeper! I know it!
<Character>: The... Inkeeper? What? Are you really that uncreative?
Thelma: The Development Team or Frank?
Frank: But, if he was just a normal ghost, why would the townspeople be so afraid of him? It doesn't make any sense.
Gasper: Amityvale is afraid of me? That's... rather depressing... but nope. Definitely a ghost. See?
<Character>: Significantly freaked out?
<Character>: Blindly run away some more?
Everyone: Sounds good!
<Character>: Again, why are we running from something that... clearly has no intent to fight us? Even if it did, we've got me and Nooby...
Gasper: Yeah... I mean... *Gasp* All I wanted was my head back...
<Character>: Okay... see... now, I understand that's shocking and weird... but it's no reason to defy physics.
Gasper: So *gasp* can I get my head back? This has been fun guys *wheeze* but *huff* seriously, why are you here?
Thelma: *Shivers* Don't walk through me. That was COLD!
Frank: Well... Thursday said the entire town thought there was something WEIRD going on in this house. They found it creepy...
Dorthy: And if THEY found it weird, then we, Mysterious LLC, KNEW we had to investigate it!
<Character>: Frankly? I'm not sure why I tagged along...
Gasper: The fact that they *wheeze* find me weird is... kinda sad. *huff* But I think I can tell you why. *wheeze*
Gasper: They must not like the new paint job I started on my house. Come check out what I've got so far. It's in the back.
Gasper: So... *gasp* Groovy paint job, right?
The Gang: Groovy!
<Character>: Can I have my evening back?
Note: If you are Non-DA, for the parts when your dragon speaks, all you will see is: *You do not understand Draconic*
-- wolfman_naruto for monster links and Dorthy link.
-- bob.builder for info.
-- cornfield10 for info.
-- Peachii for corrections.