Astral -> Harvest Festival 2008 (11/22/2008 16:17:04)
Harvest Festival 2008
Once a year, the Harvest Goddess Serenia flies through the skies of Lore. As she soars over the war-torn fields, they are revived and restored to their former beauty. All must gather to make an offering of crops and flowers to thank Serenia for her blessings. Those that are fortunate enough to see her should consider themselves blessed to see such a glorious sight...
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Kosefira: Helloooo-looo-looo, <<You>>! You are just in time for my yodeling lesson!
Doofus von Strudel: Go grab a pint of cider at the cider house! It rules!
<<You>>: Oh wow-- you must be one of the fabled LEDERHOGLINS!
Doofus von Strudel: That I am! We Lederhoglins like to come out and play this time of year because the cider is sooooo good! Did I mention that this is CIDER?
Scene zooms in to Kosefira
Kosefira: So we decided on a name for this holiday, finally! Festival of the Harvest Goddess was a little too long... Mog-Toberfest sounds like it happens in October...
Scene zooms back out
Doofus von Strudel: -- and Autumnival is just plain weird! My fellow Lederhoglins and I really liked Mog-toberfest...*grumbles*
<<You>>: So what is the name you decided on??
Doofus and Kosefira: HARVEST FESTIVAL!
<<You>>: Let's hold a contest to choose a name next year, mm-kay?
<<Scene: The Cider House>>
You can skip the cutscene anytime
Guardians can refill their potions by clicking on the potion bag if they have less than 5 health potions on hand
<<You>>: Hi there, Truffle! How are you doing today?
Truffle: Durrrrrrr! weeeet!
<<You>>: Why yes, I would LOVE a mug of cider!
Truffle: Meep! rrrrr..meepity meep, meeping meepness!
<<You>>: Whoa, you need to slow down a bit. Let me put on my Truffle Amulet so I can understand you better.
<<You>>: Okay, go ahead-- say that again.
Truffle: I hope you didn't forget about collecting your offerings for Serenia, the Harvest Goddess!
<<You>>: Offerings? Why do we need to do that??
Truffle: To give thanks for the bounty of Nature throughout the world! The last harvest of the year is needed to carry us through the winter.
Truffle: Go out and gather your offerings, but beware the dangerous Turkeysaurus Rex! It wants to eat the things you want to collect!
Truffle: When you have enough, you might see Serenia soaring in the skies as she replenishes the land for our last harvest!
Truffle: rrrrrutta meep meep!
<<You>>: Uh oh-- my Truffle Amulet batteries died. Okay, little one, give me that cider to go! I'm off to gather some offerings!
If you won the battle, one of the following two scenarios may occur
A fruit pops out from the bushes and the dialogue continues.
GobbleGobbleGobbleGrawwwrrrr!!! appears across the screen!
A fruit pops out from the bushes and the dialogue continues
Doofus von Strudel: Keep looking for the rest of your offering! Don't leave this quest or you will lose all of your fregetables.
You will repeat 1 BATTLE again
Here are a list of fruits you have to collect:
After collecting all 5 fruits...
Doofun von Strudel: You have found everything you need to make an offering! Go on out to the fields and present your items to Serenia.
<<Scene: The fields>>
Bystander: Up in the sky!
The scene shifts up to the sky
Bystander: It's a CloudZard!
Bystander: It's a Drakel Air Raider!
Bystander: No, wait--
Bystander: It's Serenia, the Harvest Goddess!
Serenia flies across the fields and the scene shifts back down
<<You>>: Thank you Serenia! We will have plenty of food to last us through the winter.
The scene shifts to show Serenia, the Harvest Goddess
Serenia: You have shown your gratitude, <<You>>. You have also proven that the good deeds of one person can help the many.
Serenia: I tell you this now, as a small favor. Beware a threat made by Visia the Shaper! It comes not from No Man's Land, but from another plane of existence!
Serenia: The power that gave Visia HER powers had her practice them somewhere else, and what she has wrought will be here by Frostval!!
Serenia flies away
Guardian Apple Blunderbuss
Granny Smith Blunderbuss
Teryaki Marinated Drumchuks
Fuji Blunderbuss Z
Honey Crisp Blunderbuss
Horn of PwnZy
Cajun Spiced Drumchuks
Red Delicious Blunderbuss
MacIntosh Blunderbuss Z
Orange Glazed Drumchuks
Guardian Gala Blunderbuss
Greater Horn of PwnZy
Back to Town
If you clicked the pile of apples in The Cider House...
The apples tumble and reveals Zorbak
Zorbak: You foiled my quest to create a vast army of Undead Apples! For that, you must now have an APPLE for a HEAD!
<< Apple Head>>
As Zorbak leaves, the following message appears: "Your head is now an apple!"
Entry thanks to whackybeanz!