In Media Res -> MissileToe (1/8/2009 19:42:35)
Also see other MissileToes ( Old, Dried, Fresh).
Location: Frostval 2008 Gift Delivery!
Damage:210% Base, Random, and Stats
BTH: +7 plus Stats
Effect: You take 36% Base, Random, and Stats (DEX/16 + STR/16) damage*, regardless of whether the hit connects. The recoil damage is unblockable, and unmodified by resistances, Triggers/effects from your other equipment, etc.
*The tough-actin' aerosol propellant backfires for «» damage! BOOM!
Kringle's Helves really toed the line when they took this gift far too literally!
Image and stats from icecue7. Numbers from Yagno2000. Rarity from algimantas2.