In Media Res -> Fresh MissileToe (1/8/2009 19:45:42)
Also see other MissileToes ( Old, Dried, MissileToe).
Location: Frostval 2008 Gift Delivery!
Damage: 294% Base, Random, and Stats
BTH: +8 plus Stats
Effect: You take 50% Base, Random, and Stats (DEX/16 + STR/16) damage*, regardless of whether the hit connects. The recoil damage is unblockable, and unmodified by resistances, Triggers/effects from your other equipment, etc.
*The tough-actin' aerosol propellant backfires for «» damage! BOOM!
Kringle's Helves really toed the line when they took this gift far too literally!
Image from icecue7. Stats from Elfy Twinkly and icecue7. Numbers from Yagno2000. Rarity from algimantas2.