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WA -> RE: =MtAK= Meet the AK - Viking_Jorun - The Ferocious Viking (2/7/2009 19:33:47)
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This explains the complete chaos.
Prepare for an interrogation that will test your endurance, strength, enginuity and random knowledge to the breaking point. Are you ready to play... Meet the Archknight-Ultimate Version?
STATEMENT: You never limited the questions. You can answer up to wherever you want, but I'm giving you the full MtAK Test.
1)Seriously?
2)How much time do you plan devote to work?
3)How are the Shackles?
4)Will you become distant and untouchable?
5)How are the shiny new buttons?
6)Why 3476?
7) Favorite Calvin and hobbes quote?
8) Favorite XKCD Quote?
9) If a genie offered you one wish, and will try to corrupt it no matter what, and you have to gain something material out of it, what would your wish be? You have unlimited clauses, but they all have to be supporting the one wish.
10) What are your plans for the economy?
11) How many pigs feet fit in a decade?
12) How long was the time between you getting helpfulled and AKed?
13) What mathematical property states that a=a?
14) Where does the name Eiro come from?
15) Do you remember me from anywhere?
16) Square or microphone?
17) What are you charging?
18) Where is the Far Side?
19) Is there a secret AK organization to take of the world? The elders of ZionAK?
20) Do you think trade would benefit AQW?
21) Are you an avid AQW player, or were you just picked for your forum skills?
22) Do I really get two cents for this?
23) Have you read Terry Pratchett? He's a knight, you know.
24) Are you proTwilight, AntiTwilight, or neutral?
25) What foriegn languages do you know?
26) Am I taxing you're patience yet?(8.125% of income) Most people throw stones at me by now.
27) Favorite color?
Favorite book in:
28) Biography?
29) Fiction?
30) Non fiction?
31) Favorite president?
32) Do you know any famous presidential speeches by heart?
33) what is your favorite drink?
34) According to evolution, which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?
35) What is the bestselling book in the world of all time?
36) What is the average annual precpitation in the Amazon basin in inches?
37) Which is better, Metric or whatever americans use?
38) Google or Yahoo?
39) On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pyro are you?
40) Does god so help you?
At this point, I am normally lynched.
41) Do you like the onion?
42) Favorite Cheese?
43) Which battle ended the Greco-Persian Wars?
44) What weapons do vikings use?
45) Do you have a private instance in AQW that just you use?
46) What's your religion? (Don't NEED to answer, but it would be nice)
47) Which religious texts have you read?
48) What is your favorite myth?
49) What is your eye color?
50) What is your hair color?
51) What are your feelings on the War in Iraq?
52) Who should/did win the Israeli election?
53) Do you know how to make Molotov cocktails?
54) What is the most deadly weapon in your house?
55) What is the most deadly weapon in your house that you can use?
56) If you could have one thing that will function perfectly, but would be made out of gold, what would it be?
57) What is your favorite dessert?
58) What is your favorite meal?
59) What is your favorite bird?
60) What is your current plan to major in in college?
61) What college is your goal?
62) Which foriegn countries have you visited?
63) What are the capitals of those countries?
64) Can you think of an anagram of your name? (Viking Jorun, not real one)
65) Have you murdered me yet?
66) What are your phobias?
67) What writing utensil do you use?
68) Link to a funny picture.
69) Link to a funny youtube.
70) Link to a cool picture.
71) Link to a cool youtube.
72) What are your feelings on Barack Obama?
73) What are your feelings on vegetarianism or veganism?
74) What is your favorite inspirational quote?
75) What is your favorite funny quote?
76) Do you think the recently discovered Homo Florsesiensis is a Homo Sapiens, Homo Erectus, or something else?
77) If you were god, what statement would you create the world with if it had no effect on the world?
78) If you were god, what statement would you create the world with if it had an effect on the world?
79) Are you well muscled?
80) Why is killing bad? (serious)
81) Why is gold worth so much?
82) If you could make an invention to do one thing, that wouldn't allow you to somehow get more inventions, wishes etc., what would it be?
83) Do you like txt tlk?
84) Do you like 1337 5P34k?
85) Do you like RaNDoM CApitAlIZATioNs?
86) What is your opinion on the Harry Potter series?
87) Why is sliced bread so great that all other inventions are measured against it?
88) What are the 7 simple machines?
89) What are the seven deadly sins?
90) Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
91) Why does everyone think eating carrots helps your eyesite?
92) If you are attacked by a troll in the middle of the woods, what do you do? (Literal troll)
93) If you are attacked by a troll in the middle of a discussion about how to improve the US economy, what do you do?(Internet troll) (PreAKing)
94) What originally happened to Little Red Riding Hood?
95) How did the modern image of Santa come into existance?
96) What is the point of Bandanas?
97) Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
98) What is your opinion or rickrolls?
99) If I say Pix, what comes to your mind?
100) Who are you, and what did you do with the real Viking Jorun?
Yes, I did just ask 100 question. You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that for. If anyone else in this thread thinks they tortured you, they've got nothing on me.
Seeya!
P.S. CARNAX!
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