My Minions are Undead... and Not Thinking - Zorbakian Issue 1 (Full Version)

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Eukara Vox -> My Minions are Undead... and Not Thinking - Zorbakian Issue 1 (4/1/2009 0:19:59)

My Minions are Undead... and Not Thinking

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Zorbak's Note: You know, one of these days I really need to learn to speak Zomban so I can figure out what they're saying about me behind my back...




Cow Face -> RE: My Minions are Undead... and Not Thinking - Zorbakian Issue 1 (4/1/2009 12:22:13)

I am awed. Never before has there been such a compelling article in the Za- Zorbakian. The language is simple but elegant, taking the reader on a ride of emotion and suspense, drama and comedy. Forget the Illiad, the Odyssey, Ernest Hemingway- this takes the cake and eats it too. (I think that's how the saying goes.)




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