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Cow Face -> =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 14:01:47)
Some of you know me, most of you probably don't. As such, I guess I should give you the opportunity to meet me. Ask your questions, and I shall answer back in this shade of brown. (Note: Beefaxe name courtesy of Dalesh.) Rules: 1) Please keep it to no more than 20 questions per post, one post per page. More would cause my little cow brain to hurt. 2) I reserve the right to leave any question unanswered, though I doubt I'll need to. 3) I reserve the right to answer any question with "42," but I'll try not to.

Icy -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 14:03:36)
Nowai, nowai nowai!!! :D nnn <-- Thanks for editing it in for me! Wai wai wai!!! :D Heya Cow!! Heya, Icy! Grats!! :) Thanks! Happy to be here. Chaos or Unity? My main character goes for Unity. How do you open the gate to Moria? With the Key of Epic Awesomesauce. Asking politely also helps. Can iz beh a AK pl0x? Sure, just give me ~$999,999,999,999 U.S. in real life, and I'll see what I can do. Bai!! Good luck! See you, and thanks again!

Fleur Du Mal -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 14:30:33)
Heeeee! Congratz, Cow Face!! Thank you! gives chocolatte :o Noms chocolate. 1)How are you going to survive your AKship? By doing as my superiors command! 2)How's the AKship going to survive you? =P No idea... 3)Do you own a cape? Actually, yes, but it's a tad short now. 4)Have you ever fallen in love with a literary character or a cartoon figure? It didn't work out. She was always pixelated. 5)Which of these three is the longest to your knowledge: tibia, clavicula or os naviculare? (do you want to know the real answer to this? =P) Er... Tibia? Can't remember where the clavicle is. Sure! 6)How important is friendship? Very important. What would life be without it? 7)Do you ever feel weird? Like really weird, not just kinda weird? More than you probably know. 8)Is there a blanket in your cell? (me hopes it's not too cold in there - gives a blanket, just in case) Aww, thanks! Now if only I could get out of these chains. 9)What are your plans to further improve the community of L&L? Um. Doing as I'm told? I'm so creative... 10) OK, now...what are your seeeeecret plans? Helping the cows conquer all of you puny- wait, that's secret. 11)Do you have any phobias? Like doomorukitteruphobia? =P Pantophobia. ;-) 12)Coffee or tea? That's not a XOR question, mind you. Nice pun, XD. Tea, I think. 13)Do you ever dance in the rain? No, but I can be found singin' in the rain at times. 14) Who is your favourite movie director? Mel Brooks! 15) Do you like Charlie Chaplin -movies? Very much; great physical comedian. 16)-20)Is there a possibility for World peace? Eh... perhaps, but I think it would take a massive overhaul of practically every society on Earth. Now, I won't torture any longer in this post. =P Shh, it's enhanced interrogation techniques! I'm sure you'll be an excellent AK! Have Fun! Thanks again; you too! EDIT: Hey, you got it right: it is tibia, the larger of the two bones that run from a person's knee to her/his ankle. Clavicula is the collarbone and os naviculare a smaller - but veeery important - bone in feet. Your answer in question number 12) was also correct. =P offers a cup of tea Cheers! That's because I'm smart. Yes, please.

Dalesh -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 14:45:54)
Beefy! xP Daleshous! 1) Ya wai, yawai! MoOrly? 2) So, beefy, sup? The sky, trees, flags, etc. 3) Need a beefsword? I have mah axe! 4) Have I ever given you inspiration? For the Beefaxe! 5) Swine flu is deadly. Yes or no? No, but H1N1 is! 6) Awesomesauce is tasty on Beefaxes. Right? Awesomesauce is tasty on anything but phried phail. 7) Gratz! Thanks! 8) This is fun, right? It was. D:< 9) Whut do you live in? A cell, what else? 10) D0 y0u l1k3 l33t? 0r d0 y0u l1k3 ch0c0l4t3? ch0c0l4t3 r 1337. But leet is spam, so I can't post it. 11) Gratz again! Thanks again! have fun! You too! I have another Q, Whats I.T? I.T. is a secret government program designed to conquer all of the world with its chickenizing ray gun that also- wait. Secret I.T. is secret!

2k2ewyn -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 15:46:15)
Cow Face........ AK? ........ Yes? What were they thinking? I can't help but wonder. They must be insane! Have you seen these people? Of course they are! :D I might leave you alone now. Wait! Who's going to be in charge of the very unactive Nerfwars now? Me; I just have writer's block. Anyway, I'll leave you alone now. ;-; If I have any more questions, I'll just ask you on IRC. Okay! What were they thinking? "How can we really mess this place up?"

Smalls -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 15:56:09)
Oh no, it's the Dragon of Nommed! Oh no, it's the Smalls of... I've got nothing. Soooo what's up with your title? Why is it not like...better? :P It is now! Thank Clyde for that. And Eagle88. Umm so what exactly is up with people trying to eat ya? I mean you only have the face of a cow... Well, I'm delicious, particularly with A-1 Steak Sauce. Anyway, I'll talk to ya on IRC and leave ya to get tortured on there and let the other people torture you here ;) ~Bigm See you!

Wilderock -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 16:02:15)
Just stopping bye to say congratulations, man. :) Thank you!

Clyde -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 16:15:17)
Cow_Face! Clyde! You do know this means you're now Fal's new coffee boy? Oh, really? Not surprised. ...Is he watching? <.< >.> He's always watching... Oh and always remember to polish Eukky's wings, she loves the extra shine. Takes out a notepad. Mmhmm... Master Samak likes his gold to be tested for extreme fakery so that means you must bite each piece, alright? My teeth! D:= Coyote is always called Versy or Foxes O'FlamePaws. Alright. magicdog is called Poodles Mc'Lightningpants, he just doesn't know it yet... Right! Why Cow Face? I think Steak'Ums suits you. Amirite? Um. Right...? Alright enough torture. Welcome and enjoy your stay at Doom Resorts. Fal keeps his soul extra Doomy. >:D Great!

Mo -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 16:18:19)
CF, an AK? Noway! Way! Congrats! Thanks! I still wanna keep calling you Nuke :P That's perfectly fine. ^_^ Where'd Beefaxe come from? Dalesh called me it, it stuck.

BadHulk -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 16:19:29)
:o! Its Cow_Face! :o! It's Hippeh_Dave! Without an underscore. You like my made signature for you right? Co'se I do! Why the name Cow_Face... It reminds me of a... cow with an face...? Wait they already do >.> Because it makes people giggle. How much cookies/scones/skones/anything you got already? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. With skones. Enjoying your dungeon? Sharin it with other AK's? Oh, it's quite roomy; we had the best party one can have while chained up. Who told you the news? Falerin asked me, Gnome told me when it was ready. Beefaxe? Who's that?! o.o Your cheating on me right? [:(] No, honey! I swear! I hate you if your cheating on me [:(] But... I thought we had something! Enjoying your dirt... I meant Shiney buttons? Very much, thanks! You actualy got a brain!? /me steals it Along with the skones, eh? Buh-Bye And the same to you! /me steals all your stuff exept the clothes I hate D:=

Viking_Jorun -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 16:34:12)
Heyas CF! :D Heyas, Viking! Congratulations on the AKship, well deserved! Thank you! Well, just came by to say congratulations, and to remind you to polish my axe. ;) But... but Fal told me not to! ;-; Good luck, and have fun AKing! :) I probably will, thanks! ~V_J

The Gilded DragonSlayer -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 16:47:12)
:O Cow Face?! You are an AK?! Oh, noes! The ApoCOWlypse is upon us! Run from the Beefy and deadly, yet nutritious goodness that is he, the almightyesque poultry god, Cow Face! /scared You know it. 1. So, what is your most deadly weapon -- The Beefaxe, the Poultry Pummeler, or the ChickenCow Club? The Beefaxe! It's delicious death. 2. What are your opinions on Zuester ruling the ChickenCows, and thus the Chickens and the Cows? Zeuster is my liege. I do not question the actions of Zeuster. 3. Do you think I am nice, funny, or anything of that sort? I just really don't know, myself... T-T I don't recall having met you before, but you seem nice enough. 4. Do you like my sig? It includes my best friend in AQW on the left as a sign of best friendliness! :3 It's very well-done! Pretteh. 5. What is your favorite type of alloy out of the following -- Chrome, Silver, Gold, or Platinum? Gold looks best to me, but platinum is worth more. :3 Monahz. 6. Do you have a hatred of leetspeak? I, for one, do! 0? \|_\| \|)0? Blegh, I don't like using it, that's for sure. 7. What are your opinions on the eradication of cows because of the process of making them into poultry, and using them to make ice cream, yogurt, cheese, and milk? I don't like them being turned into chicken, but those dairy products are great. These are about all of my questions. Farewell, Cow Face! May the beefcakes be with you! Okay, so you're wishing me body-builders. :P You too! I think.

marvin_the_robot -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 19:49:01)
Well, hello there. It's Cow Face :) What? Where? It's about time they gave you this job, amirite? I can't say that I expected them to. Ever. So, why didja choose L&L of all places to patrol? It's gotta be, like, the most inactive board of 'dem all. Who says I get to choose? Falerin offered me skones (not scones, mind you) if I would. WHERE THE HELL IS WALDO? he's in ur pages, hidin' from u. I'm guessing you're a Hitchhiker's fan. 42? No kidding. I have read several of Adams' works, including the entire Hitchhiker's series, The Salmon of Doubt, and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, so yes. I sense that you are, too! What is the 32nd flavor at Baskin-Robbins? Beef? What's the answer to this question? A yardstick? No, 42! Internet memes ftl? I'm tired of them. It seems like there's over 9000 of them! I just want to fire mah lazorz at them. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Florida; she's having a wonderful vacation there. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg named George created chickens. Mr. T or Chuck Norris? T, because of his amusing Snickers commercials. Krim for Admin? 42. The cake is a lie, or is pie just that great? The cake, sadly, is a wonderful lie. Pie is fine, though. If you could have a totally useless superpower, which one would you have? The ability to eat. Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It has something to do with lines, I know that! Aren't my questions simply awesome? ... ... ...42?

LordAidan -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 20:13:08)
Cowface! Milord! My favorite Zardian Author Aw, that's nice of you to say. Ego-boosts are fun! ^_^ Remember me? You're in my PM box, so yep! Are ya chained to a wall? And the floor. Can I haz cookies? Sure, just give me the same thing that Icy has to. Is AE behind the number 42 door? I don't want to think about that anymore. ,_, Do you eat hamburger? Mmm, hamburgers... Can I haz a hamburger? See the question three above this one. Congratz Thanks! ~Aidan ~Cow Face

Crimzon5 -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 20:46:03)
Finally about time! I don't know what time it is where you are, but it's 11:27 A.M. for me. Is it okay if I'm eating beef right now? As long as it's not from my face. Ooo... what about burgers?' See above. Oh, I'm just having breakfast. Got milk? I need it with my cereal In my refrigerator! Sports? I don't play any, if that's what you mean. Except chess and videogames. Favorite Moooovie? Hard to say... The Blues Brothers is my favorite comedy, though. Yeah, terrible puns xD Best kind. Congrats! Thanks!

bigwavedave -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 20:49:34)
Do you like milkshakes? Who doesn't? What's your stance on cow tipping? Usually a prostrate one. What's better: A pet cow or a pet puppy? Puppies are snugglier. :D Have you seen the "You have two cows" game in UCoG? What do you think about it? :o I must see this! Do you find it wierd that everyone is making cow puns? I find it amazingly unsurprising. ;-) How do cows wirte/type (like the signs at Chick Fillet)? day wirte moar guder. Do you know what chess pie is? Good, especially chocolate chess pie. Can you remind Falerin that he owes me a cookie? Gulp. Must I?

asakau -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 21:15:04)
So are u a cow or just cow face? I'm 50% Cow (my face, that is), 50% Human (my body), and 50% Dragon (my mind). And all dashing. gratz Thank you!

Khelios -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 21:44:40)
Zomgbbq...Hey! zomgbbq! Hi! What's with the Beefaxe? Where'd you get it from? Dalesh referred to me as such, and I found it intensely amusing. If I ride on a train heading 23 MPH east towards an inner city and you ride on a train that goes into the outer city at 44 miles an hour, and the distance between the two areas is 83 miles, if I start one hour before you will you or I be closer to the inner city when we ~~meat~~ meet? I hope we don't meet, that might cause severe injuries if we're on different trains. What is the meaning of this question? Yes. 42) What is the meaning of THIS question? 54! See ya' around :) I hope so!

~JW~ -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 22:12:54)
Hiyas! Hi! Why No gallery, You Made NerfWars, Surely You Did SOME Art, No? Because my art makes babies cry. I have done some, but just concept art. Want Anotehr Support SigÉ (PLEASE SAY YES) If you say so... YES Bye. 'Bye!

Kain -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 22:13:16)
Heyas, and congratulations! Hello, and thanks! Will you join the AD (ArchDigimons)? If so, who will you be, Cowmon or Facemon? I never watched DigiMon as a kid, though I did watch some PokeMon. Do you like mudkipz? Uh... sure! Do you have any plans to join the future APR (Arch Power Rangers)? ~~Well, I-~~ Classified! Will you make a theory about puppies and their plan to control the world? If I do, I'll have to ask Puppy for some help. How's the life without a soul? Not bad, not too different. Besides, these skones are great! Smalls told me to told you that she thinks you lieks mudkipz kthxbai. okai, bai der.

tflo -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 22:16:44)
COW! Congrats n_n POWER- no, I won't say it. TFLO! Thanks! SpamapS Spam- More Than Bad Meat! this That. If right ain't left, is left all that's right? <--Coyote ftw! Being left-handed, I must say "yes." Why do they call it tourist season if we can't shoot at them?? Dratted game wardens. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? The second time is only a quarter-death. Gratz again, cya on page two >:) Thanks again... Oh, no!

An Abstract Thought -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 22:25:44)
I would say congratulations but I feel as though it has been done before... Nah. Spacing as such grows painful, feels like a needless waste. Okay? Anywho, questions seem to be the point, however redundant a point they are and so a question: Ever eat at the restaurant at the end of the universe? It was fun, except when I stepped outside for some fresh air. Find something fundamentally wrong with it? Only a few minor anomalies. What is your take a nihilism, and by association the current values that in their compilation comprise the fabric of the social norm? I do not support nihilism, but I do think that society could do well with some major changes. We've grown very dependent on material comfort, which I think needs to be reduced. What is the Color of Magic? A Tim Curry movie! :D Any opinions on the hypnotoad migration (or the diffusion of chan(dom) to the rest of the intarwebs)? Yes.

Coyote -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 23:21:12)
Heya, CF! Versy! What Pokemon are you? Um... One that looks like a cow? I only knew the first 151. What Digimon are you? I dunno, maybe that one that lives in a garbage can. There's one like that, right? Crazy Coyote, Vafrous Vulpix, or Renascent Renamon? Vafrous Vulpix; "Vafrous" is a great word, and vulpixes (vulpixi?) are fox-like, which makes them neat. Forty-two, because ice cream has no backbone. Lies and slander! Or not. I feel like ending this sentence with an upward inflection, thus making it sound like a question? That's fine? If left ain't right, then right's what's left, i'nn't it? (Get it right, Tflo. =P) Troo dat! Why should you join the Digimon Revolution? Biased question, I refuse to answer. Stickin' it to the man/coyote/Vulpix/Renamon! So if you're a bus driver driving a bus through the inner city, and five people get on the first stop, two people get off and one person gets on on the second stop, three people get on and one person gets off on the third stop, five people get on and six people get off on the fourth stop, two people get on on the fifth stop, three people get on and one person gets off on the sixth stop, and two people get off on the seventh stop, what color are the bus driver's eyes? Brown. Can you sing with all the colors of the wind? I'm not a Native American princess. I can sing with the primary colors. Do you play an instrument? I am learning piano, and at times I sing (terribly). Do you enjoy listening to jazz? Yes, but I usually prefer rock. Wouldn't you agree with me that steak is tasty? (Like I say, if it doesn't moo when I bite into it, it's not rare enough. =D) Of course! I'm out of questions. Bai! Bai!

srinivas -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/6/2009 23:32:51)
Cow Face!111!1!!one! Me. :DD finally ended up as an AK eh? :D (I liked your last title, it was fun) That's right! Heh, I took it to avoid confusion. good luck managing L&L now, anyway, and peace out. Thanks! Peace in! ~S ~C(F)

Resolute -> RE: =MtAK= Beefaxe! Er, Cow Face! (5/7/2009 7:42:14)
Sweet, Cowface! You're an AK! I am sweet, aren't I? I've always wondered... are you like a guy with the head of a cow? That's right. And the soul of a poet. :3 ~GB5~ ~CF~

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