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Eukara Vox -> Issue 44 - Eagle's Nest: Vacation Tips for Battleon (eagle88) (7/7/2009 13:54:34)
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Eagle's Nest: Vacation Tips for Battleon
by eagle88
Hello my fine feathered friends! Now as you all know there are many places to nest in Battleon while on Holiday. However, there are some things you should be aware of and just plain avoid while flying about - here are a few of them:
1. While in Lolosia, don't feed the Krakkens*. In fact, this applies for just about all wild animals in Battleon, especially Trobbles.
2. If you're a werewolf, definitely do not go visit Gatta - unless you like the idea of being a kitten chew toy.
3. If a beautiful lady in red and black invites you to tea in Darkovia, do understand that you are the tea.
4. Don't pet the dragons**. Again, this applies for many animals in Battleon.
5. Always have a bunch of healing potions on you, 'cause you never can be sure when something really big might pop up and want to smack you around.
6. Frogzards may look small, but some of them pack a mean bite.
7. Don't poke the Gecko - trust me.
8. Wearing a pirate hat into the ninja dojo would be a fashion faux-pas, not to mention hazardous to your health.
9. Be sure to pack sun screen - it has uses both in Lolosia and Darkovia.
10. Warlic's shop is a great place to stop by, but be careful what you mix together - it may be explosive.
11. Looking for an ambush in the bushes might not be a wise idea.
12. Do not taunt the undead*** - their necromancer masters may have a bone to pick with you afterwards.
13. The Fairwind Spring waters have the ability not only to heal, but to transport you to other places.
14. Do not insult the vegetables at Seahawk's Farm - they do not take kindly to that sort of barb.
15. Enter Krovesport at your own risk of being mugged.****
16. Don't laugh at a Berserker - it doesn't end well if you do.
Follow this advice and your vacation will be one for the birds, trust me!
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* Beastmasters can, because they're cool like that. Deal with it.
** Dracomancers can pet dragons because they're cool like that. Deal with it.
*** Paladins can taunt the undead all they want because they can go toe-to-toe with Necromancers, or so they hope
**** The Rogues stole this note. The author now has to deal with it.
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