golden1231 -> RE: Turkageddon Event (11/23/2011 19:21:19)
Turkageddon Event 2011
Location: Soluna City
Directions: Soluna City New Release Panel
Turkageddon 3011 Weapons
Turkageddon 3011 Holiday Swag Shop
Mr. Z: <Character>, we have a...situation...
Mr. Z: ...and be sure that the Turstuffen ads are splashed on the holovid screens...
Mr. Z: What? What? No, no I mean shhhhhhh! I'm in the middle of launching the ad compaign here!
Mr. Z: Get me the department head of the C-Mail Project - I need that sidebar yesterday!
Mr. Z: For the last time, no! This is not a good time for him to talk to me about the project!
Intercom: Sir... Have you ever heard about spoiled stuffing causing turkeys to mutate? Because I haven't.
Mr. Z: What are you talking about!?!
Mr. Z: Why can't we ever get this right?
Mr. Z: It seems that I need your assistance to fix this Turkey Situation, <Character>...
Mr. Z: The incompetent rat who was leading the Turstuffen Project at the EC Lab, decided to cut corners...
Mr. Z: Of course, cutting corners to maximize profits is one of the cornerstones of EbilCorp philosophy...
Mr. Z: ...but he took it upon himself to decide which corners to cut. The wrong ones!
Mr. Z: Improper refrigeration, inadequate hygiene and a complete disregard for screening procedures is what this - this -
Mr. Z: ..this abomination of a Shadowscythe-tainted virus-infected monstrosity!
Mr. Z: It is cannibalizing its own kind - and it must be stopped! Not only will EbilCorop fail to profit from bird sales -
Mr. Z: ...but if the virus is allowed to replicate, the entire universe will be overrun!
Mr. Z: I need you to lure it to yourself...ahem I mean... to lure it to me with Turkey Legs.
Mr. Z: Just one isn't enough - you'll need ten, total.
Mr. Z: ..and then you can do what you do best, <Character - save the world! ...one can only hope...
Mr. Z: As I always say, there's no such thing as an unprofitable disaster. meh heh heh...
After collecting 10 Turkey Legs
Mr. Z: It's time to show your pluck, <Character>! End the rampage!