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Eukara Vox -> Issue 49 - Frostval Carols (green_girl02) (12/18/2009 14:32:34)
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Frostval Carols
by green_girl02
Xan's Carol of the Yells*
Hear how the yells
Sweet panicked yells
Xan always squalls
"Throw fireballs"
Frostval is here
With Moglin cheer
I hate it all
I want a brawl
Snap crackle pop**
That is my bop
With a crazed ring
Me caroling
They complain here
My minions fear
From everywhere
Filling the air
Oh how they pound
Raising the mound
Telling their tale
Seeking my vale***
Gaily they fight
My minion blight
I make some more
To spread o'er Lore
Dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey Frostval
Dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey Frostval
On, on I go
Thawing the snow
This year I'll win
Or try again
Snap crackle pop
Doom doom on you
Up on the Rooftop
Up on the rooftop breakin' the laws
Out jumps fiery Xanta Claus
Down through the chimney which he destroys****
All for this Frostval, his greatest ploys
Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't show? Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't show?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney fast and quick!
First he attacks and creates a war
Oh, dear me, we must save Lore
What is he up to this time 'round?
We'll figure it out and be safe and sound!
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't show? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't show?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with fast and quick!
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* Yes, it is believed he enjoys singing this song every year, I'm sure of it!
** No, not the cereal. The sound a fire makes!
*** With its lava river, which is a great improvement on his childhood lava lamp!
**** Seriously, imagine... A small confined space, lots of fire, coal, wood, and a pyromaniac? Of course there will be explosions!
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