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Yammka -> RE: =MtAK= *Insert Pun On "Supertails" Here!* (8/11/2010 18:38:57)
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Securing my spot here before I lose more ground. Edits to come quite shortly.
First of all, congratulations, Supertailled one. You will make a good one.
Thank you! I'm definitely gonna do my best!
Secondly, there's a loophole. 7 questions per post. That means I can say as much as I want, so long as there are only 7 questions. I think I'll tell 7 stories.
There's a little loophole to your problem. Since you're not asking questions...I don't have to answer anything. ;D
I would like to share with you the story of the little boy that could:
There once was a boy who was fascinated by the color yellow. His fascination was such that he yearned to touch everything that was yellow. Days have gone past, in which the boy touched everything with a yellowish tinge. That's when the boy realized something so obviously yellow he can't believe he hadn't gotten around to touching it yet. The sun was just sitting there untouched. The boy reached up to touch the sun but found he couldn't. So the boy climbed the local church and he reached out again, at the top of the church's steeple. (The kid isn't too bright . . . >.>). Anyway, he just couldn't reach it. That's when the boy realized yet another fact: It's 2472. He's got a space vehicle at his disposal. So the boy hijacked his father's freighter and managed to steer the ship on a collision course with the sun. The boy was finally going to touch the sun. He was giddy with excitement. By the time he reached the surface of the sun, the freighter's shields were beginning to fail. He had only seconds to get out and touch the sun. And so the boy opened the airlock . . . *pause for effect* . . . and was incinerated alive with all of the sun's fury. But the boy was happy. By god, he was giddy. In the Afterlife, he was satisfied that he finally got to touch the sun.
An inspiring story to all. Guys, if you have a silly little dream that will probably get you killed, by God, go for it! (Note: I do NOT really support this. <.< >.>)
And we can't forget about the story about the boy who couldn't:
There was once a boy who lived in the same village as the boy who could. He loathed the boy who could with passion. He saw that the boy who could was touching everything yellow. This boy realized that the boy would eventually realize that the sun is yellow too. And so the boy who couldn't hatched a new plan to kill the boy who could. He just couldn't do it up till now. When he noticed the other boy climbing the church, he realized that the boy was monumentally stupid. He was going to use this to his advantage. He stole the ladder that the boy had used to climb the church. But then the boy climbed down from the church by jumping down the bell tower! How infuriating! But then something came to this boy. It's 2472. We have space vehicles now. So this boy went and sabotaged the freighter that the other boy would inevitably use. Ha! He set the freighter's shields to fail 200% quicker than normal. And on top of that he sabotaged the airlock's shields to fail upon opening. Just imagine what'll happen to the kid when he opens it. XD. Hysterically laughing all the way back home, he couldn't wait to see what happened. 3 days later, a story was told in the news how the boy who loved the color yellow had seized his father's freighter and had collided with the sun. This boy smiled. He'd finally done it. :D.
...a-and...the moral is...u-umm...
...h-hey look, cookies!
Story 3 is about a woman who lost her kittens:
Lucy was a kind, young woman in the prime of her youth. And she loved cats. She had 15 of them. And they we're all named Charlie. Oh, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie were her favorites. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie were such good kitties. And it was a great shock when she came home to find Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie missing. Where could they be? (Question 1). She immediately called the police department to report her missing kittens. She could hear others laughing on the other line as the police department shut her down. Don't they realize how precious Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie are? She ran around to all the neighbours telling them all about Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie. She can't lose them. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie are her world. She searched high and low for her kittens. She searched the local animal hospital to the Jewish synagogue located 15 blocks away. Eyes welling with sadness she gave up and returned home. She entered her home . . . *pause for effect* . . . to find Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie. They were safe! But wait! Lucy searched the house 3 times over before leaving to scoure the neighbourhoods. She tracked the dirt stains the kittens had left and found that they had been hiding in the attic the entire time. Oh, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie and Charlie you kitties are crazy little kitties.
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You worry me.
Story 4 is about a man who --- bah, you didn't really think I'd fill this thing with 7 stories did you? (Rhetorical question #2) I think 3 should suffice.
Aww! Now I'm disappointed. D:
So . . . is Sharon really the love of your life? (Question 3).
Oh yes, no question about it. <3
What is greatest goal in life? (Question 4).
Hmm...really, just to make others happy, and help as many people as I can. That's why I want to be an actor in big-time movies, if I can. I could care less about the money, it's the idea of putting smiles on those millions of faces—or even just giving them something to enjoy and have fun with—that really drives me forward.
Do you find that I am an insane person in need of serious help? (Question 4).
This is the OOC, of course you are! :D
Is you could ask anyone in all of history and existence any question, who and what would that be? (Question 5).
I would ask God why the last blast shard in inFamous was so hard to find. Took me HOURS of searching last night! >.<
Chocolate or vanilla? (Question 6).
Vanillaaaaaa! Supes loves him some vanilla! :D
And lastly, do you or do you not know the person who first stepped onto the moon? (Question 7).
Umm...Louis Armstrong, right?
Have fun, my Supertaillian friend, and I wish for many great days ahead for you!
Thanks, and same to you!
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